Current Events > Bison euthanized after being touched by park guest then rejected by herd

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Monolith1676
05/31/23 1:58:22 AM
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https://www.npr.org/2023/05/24/1177857710/bison-calf-yellowstone-man

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Zikten
05/31/23 1:59:11 AM
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Park guest should be punished
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indica
05/31/23 2:02:32 AM
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They slaughtered a ton of bison in Montana because cattle ranchers wanted the grazing land--made up bullshit about how they were diseased and needed to be put down, we're talking thousands of them...

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party_animal07
05/31/23 2:07:00 AM
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https://youtu.be/0_5LnKVfS5M

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GuerrillaSoldier
05/31/23 2:08:09 AM
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shoulda made the guest touch them all

or wait would that have killed them all ... okay bad idea

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Irony
06/01/23 6:28:44 AM
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nexigrams
06/01/23 7:10:17 AM
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Too bad they couldn't just euthanize the guest to cancel everything out. People are the worst.

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rexcrk
06/01/23 7:15:34 AM
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Ricemills
06/01/23 7:17:51 AM
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Zikten posted...
Park guest should be punished

They were trying to help a baby bison that is separated from it's herd.

And the reason the euthanized is because the rangers afraid that it becomes attached to humans and endangering the cars.

i feel like there should me more steps before euthanization like allowing it to be raised in a farm, but it isnt feasible because some legal issues that prevents bison to be raised outside the park.

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Alteres
06/01/23 7:17:56 AM
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I read that as:

Bison enthusiast after being touched by park guest and rejected by herd.

and was confused.


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Ratchetrockon
06/01/23 8:05:21 AM
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Are bisons racist why does a human touch exile them

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Master_Kazuya
06/01/23 8:07:49 AM
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I read topic title as Biden and was like what the hell happened?

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Xenogears15
06/01/23 8:09:40 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Are bisons racist why does a human touch exile them

Same reason that rabbits abandon their young if a human touches them. They don't seem/smell right. At least, IIRC.

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JuanCarlos1
06/01/23 8:10:29 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Are bisons racist why does a human touch exile them

Happens to newborn kittens as well. Probably something common in the animal world

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ViewtifulJoe
06/01/23 8:11:02 AM
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I heard the human made the screen go black, some beatdown sfx played and when the visibility came back, the Bison was already euthanized. That was why the herd didn't want it back.

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DoctorPiranha3
06/01/23 8:11:29 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Are bisons racist why does a human touch exile them
No one likes humans. Except dogs, maybe
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Eat_More_Beef
06/01/23 8:19:18 AM
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Master_Kazuya posted...
I read topic title as Biden and was like what the hell happened?

Hahaha, I came in here to post the exact same thing.

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indica
06/01/23 8:23:05 AM
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Master_Kazuya posted...
I read topic title as Biden and was like what the hell happened?

Eat_More_Beef posted...
Hahaha, I came in here to post the exact same thing.
Biden rejected by the herd and euthanized...this could be a headline from a year and a half from now

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AmericaTheBrave
06/03/23 7:37:35 AM
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Why are people blaming the guest? Maybe bison shouldn't be so stupid, they reject their own because a human touched it.

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ZevLoveDOOM
06/03/23 7:38:44 AM
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here i was expecting the Street Fighter guy...
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Ivynn
06/03/23 7:40:20 AM
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Zikten posted...
Park guest should be punished

Maybe they should be rejected from the herd!

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codey
06/03/23 7:41:08 AM
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Xenogears15 posted...
Same reason that rabbits abandon their young if a human touches them. They don't seem/smell right. At least, IIRC.

I was always told this about baby birds, but I could never tell if it was actually true or something my parents were just telling me to get me not to touch them, like saying it was illegal to turn on a cars interior lights at night.

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Barber102
06/03/23 8:00:35 AM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
Why are people blaming the guest? Maybe bison shouldn't be so stupid, they reject their own because a human touched it.

A lot of animals actually do this. Do they not teach this in school anymore?

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deoxxys
06/03/23 8:04:10 AM
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Park guest is sus

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AlveinFencer
06/03/23 8:05:40 AM
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At least they didn't eat it, like hamsters.

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rexcrk
06/03/23 11:47:31 AM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
Why are people blaming the guest?

Because the guest did something they werent supposed to do.


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Paragon21XX
06/03/23 12:15:50 PM
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The calf was likely already rejected by the herd long before the man tried to "help" it, hence why it was alone to begin with.

codey posted...
I was always told this about baby birds, but I could never tell if it was actually true or something my parents were just telling me to get me not to touch them, like saying it was illegal to turn on a cars interior lights at night.
Birds have a really bad sense of smell, so they aren't likely to reject their young just because a person came into contact with it.

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BignutzisBack
06/03/23 12:25:17 PM
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JuanCarlos1 posted...
Happens to newborn kittens as well. Probably something common in the animal world

Please stop spreading this lie, same goes for the baby bird myth

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Ivynn
06/03/23 12:27:29 PM
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The baby bird myth exists to keep children from picking up baby birds.

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SMAP-
06/03/23 12:28:03 PM
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Master_Kazuya posted...
I read topic title as Biden and was like what the hell happened?

same lol

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