Current Events > Fellas, is it ok to keep your wallet in your front pocket?

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Turbam 05/30/23 12:08:53 PM #1:	Fellas, I have quite the quandary. I have kept my wallet in my back pocket, as has been decreed ok to do by fellow fellas. But, I had a horrible realization. Fellas, whenever we reach for our back pocket, we are touching a man's bottom. We all know that's not allowed fellas, so what are we supposed to do? I thought about putting it in my front pocket, but as far as I know, that isn't allowed. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:973811529] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Fellas, I have quite the quandary.I have kept my wallet in my back pocket, as has been decreed ok to do by fellow fellas.But, I had a horrible realization. Fellas, whenever we reach for our back pocket, we are touching a man's bottom. We all know that's not allowed fellas, so what are we supposed to do?I thought about putting it in my front pocket, but as far as I know, that isn't allowed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Derwood 05/30/23 12:09:25 PM #2:	Front left, all day every day --- Living in fear's just another way of dying before your time <cite>Derwood posted [p:973811545] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Front left, all day every day</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 05/30/23 12:10:35 PM #3:	Derwood posted... Front left, all day every day Same Wallet in the back pocket is a boomer move --- Posted from my iPhone 13 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:973811570] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Derwood posted... </cite><quote>Front left, all day every day</quote>SameWallet in the back pocket is a boomer move </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 05/30/23 12:11:40 PM #4:	I always keep it in my front right pocket. Don't want the discomfort of sitting on it, and is also the first place pickpockets go for. --- Eat the rich Destroy the GOP <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:973811598] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>I always keep it in my front right pocket.Don't want the discomfort of sitting on it, and is also the first place pickpockets go for.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 05/30/23 12:11:41 PM #5:	Front. Never done back, never will. Cant imagine sitting on it would be comfortable at all. --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:973811599] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Front. Never done back, never will. Cant imagine sitting on it would be comfortable at all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ironman2009 05/30/23 12:12:57 PM #6:	Have a slim wallet it's always in the front pocket --- THRILLHO <cite>ironman2009 posted [p:973811627] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Have a slim wallet it's always in the front pocket</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 05/30/23 12:13:22 PM #7:	For those of us with more of a wide-flat penis, it creates the illusion of your penis being twice as long. Drives ladies insane, bro. Insane --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:973811637] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>For those of us with more of a wide-flat penis, it creates the illusion of your penis being twice as long. Drives ladies insane, bro. Insane</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
noisetank 05/30/23 12:13:42 PM #8:	Derwood posted... Front left, all day every day this is the way, boomer. --- Grim Reaper: "Your time has come" Xsquader: "sir whats your badge number?" <cite>noisetank posted [p:973811644] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Derwood posted... </cite><quote>Front left, all day every day</quote>this is the way, boomer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 05/31/23 10:01:50 AM #9:	I keep mine in my back pocket like a normal person. --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:973832152] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>I keep mine in my back pocket like a normal person.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CedarPointcp 05/31/23 10:03:02 AM #10:	Solar_Crimson posted... I always keep it in my front right pocket. Don't want the discomfort of sitting on it, and is also the first place pickpockets go for. really? have any of you guys ever been pickpocketed? <cite>CedarPointcp posted [p:973832171] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Solar_Crimson posted... </cite><quote>I always keep it in my front right pocket.Don't want the discomfort of sitting on it, and is also the first place pickpockets go for.</quote>really? have any of you guys ever been pickpocketed?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 05/31/23 10:03:43 AM #11:	I do. I don't want that shit swiped and it hurts my bony ass when I sit with it. --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:973832181] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>I do. I don't want that shit swiped and it hurts my bony ass when I sit with it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TetsuoS2 05/31/23 10:04:21 AM #12:	backpocket ruins pants and wallets. --- c <cite>TetsuoS2 posted [p:973832196] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>backpocket ruins pants and wallets.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 05/31/23 10:05:29 AM #13:	Keys in front left pocket, cell phone and wallet in front right pocket, every time. Only times I ever even use my back pockets are for temporary storage of paperwork and pocket change. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:973832211] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Keys in front left pocket, cell phone and wallet in front right pocket, every time. Only times I ever even use my back pockets are for temporary storage of paperwork and pocket change. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 05/31/23 10:05:34 AM #14:	Solar_Crimson posted... I always keep it in my front right pocket. Don't want the discomfort of sitting on it, and is also the first place pickpockets go for. This. --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:973832213] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Solar_Crimson posted... </cite><quote>I always keep it in my front right pocket.Don't want the discomfort of sitting on it, and is also the first place pickpockets go for.</quote>This.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kombucha 05/31/23 10:05:38 AM #15:	i have a slimfold that sits in my front right pocket. --- http://www.last.fm/user/walkingishonest <cite>Kombucha posted [p:973832215] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>i have a slimfold that sits in my front right pocket. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solo_Wing 05/31/23 10:30:00 AM #16:	I've just now learned the error of my ways. I put my wallet now in front pockets. Thank you, fellow fellas --- Time to dive into the fireworks! <cite>Solo_Wing posted [p:973832658] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>I've just now learned the error of my ways. I put my wallet now in front pockets. Thank you, fellow fellas</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TaylorHeinicke 05/31/23 10:32:34 AM #17:	i do back more often than not, but shift it to front when i sit down since sitting down with stuff in your back pocket is apparently bad for your back/spine --- St. Louis Battlehawks (7-3) <cite>TaylorHeinicke posted [p:973832688] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>i do back more often than not, but shift it to front when i sit down since sitting down with stuff in your back pocket is apparently bad for your back/spine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop_Hastur 05/31/23 10:33:17 AM #18:	Wallet goes in either the right cargo pocket or the front right pocket. Phone is in the left cargo or left front. Keys are attached to belt loop. --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati <cite>Bishop_Hastur posted [p:973832696] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Wallet goes in either the right cargo pocket or the front right pocket. Phone is in the left cargo or left front. Keys are attached to belt loop. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
comicfire 05/31/23 10:33:53 AM #19:	Backpocketers arent human --- But you can call me Erika~ <cite>comicfire posted [p:973832704] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Backpocketers arent human</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BurmesePenguin 05/31/23 10:34:08 AM #20:	Way topic title is worded reminds me of those "is it gay to X?" topics. --- Sigful User Logic <cite>BurmesePenguin posted [p:973832708] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Way topic title is worded reminds me of those "is it gay to X?" topics.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CaptainStrong 05/31/23 10:38:56 AM #21:	Why would anyone put their wallet in a back pocket? It would make sitting uncomfortable and it would be easier for people to steal. <cite>CaptainStrong posted [p:973832773] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Why would anyone put their wallet in a back pocket? It would make sitting uncomfortable and it would be easier for people to steal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuzzKilljoy 05/31/23 10:39:44 AM #22:	Derwood posted... Front left, all day every day --- *Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?* <cite>BuzzKilljoy posted [p:973832781] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Derwood posted... </cite><quote>Front left, all day every day</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jupiter 05/31/23 10:42:00 AM #23:	Derwood posted... Front left, all day every day --- Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kid_prodigy23 <cite>Jupiter posted [p:973832804] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Derwood posted... </cite><quote>Front left, all day every day</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 05/31/23 10:52:21 AM #24:	Front right. More comfortable, easier to reach, and that pocket zips shut. <cite>TMOG posted [p:973832967] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Front right. More comfortable, easier to reach, and that pocket zips shut.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GMAK2442 05/31/23 11:03:01 AM #25:	I forgot to ask the group chief and I did it. Much better for me. Because it is more comfortable. <cite>GMAK2442 posted [p:973833150] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>I forgot to ask the group chief and I did it. Much better for me. Because it is more comfortable.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 05/31/23 11:09:23 AM #26:	I don't usually keep a wallet on me. --- When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:973833272] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>I don't usually keep a wallet on me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 05/31/23 11:16:56 AM #27:	Socks. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:973833426] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Socks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tankboy 05/31/23 11:23:53 AM #28:	Wallet in back pocket, but it only has a small amount of cash and small papers like coupons. Plastic cards are in a one-piece titanium card holder, in same front pocket as keys. <cite>tankboy posted [p:973833543] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Wallet in back pocket, but it only has a small amount of cash and small papers like coupons. Plastic cards are in a one-piece titanium card holder, in same front pocket as keys.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 05/31/23 11:24:58 AM #29:	Back pocket fucks with your spine and makes it much, much easier to get pickpocketed --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:973833562] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Back pocket fucks with your spine and makes it much, much easier to get pickpocketed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 05/31/23 11:31:10 AM #30:	I just wear a Fanny pack like a normoid --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:973833680] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>I just wear a Fanny pack like a normoid </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 05/31/23 11:39:33 AM #31:	UnholyMudcrab posted... Back pocket fucks with your spine and makes it much, much easier to get pickpocketed --- You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. -Misattributed to CS Lewis <cite>Squall28 posted [p:973833824] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>UnholyMudcrab posted... </cite><quote>Back pocket fucks with your spine and makes it much, much easier to get pickpocketed</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 05/31/23 12:17:52 PM #32:	Crazy how many people are living in 1830s London with Fagin's crew running around --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:973834550] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Crazy how many people are living in 1830s London with Fagin's crew running around</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 05/31/23 12:21:56 PM #33:	Bro my leg is all fucked up from decades of back pocket keeping, switch to the front. --- Oda break tracker 2022- 13 (3) \| THE Ohio State:11-1 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 6-9 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:973834623] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Bro my leg is all fucked up from decades of back pocket keeping, switch to the front. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/31/23 12:28:40 PM #34:	UnholyMudcrab posted... Back pocket fucks with your spine and makes it much, much easier to get pickpocketed voldothegr8 posted... Bro my leg is all fucked up from decades of back pocket keeping, switch to the front. Wait what? This is real? If all of my back pain comes from me putting fucking my wallet in my back pocket I'm gonna be livid. I started putting it in my back pocket when I was a kid, because I remember someone telling me "that's where a man puts his wallet" and it just kinda stuck. I was just memeing when I made this topic, but if this is true then I'm actually glad that I did. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:973834766] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>UnholyMudcrab posted... </cite><quote>Back pocket fucks with your spine and makes it much, much easier to get pickpocketed</quote>voldothegr8 posted... </cite><quote>Bro my leg is all fucked up from decades of back pocket keeping, switch to the front.</quote>Wait what?This is real?If all of my back pain comes from me putting fucking my wallet in my back pocket I'm gonna be livid.I started putting it in my back pocket when I was a kid, because I remember someone telling me "that's where a man puts his wallet" and it just kinda stuck.I was just memeing when I made this topic, but if this is true then I'm actually glad that I did.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TaylorHeinicke 05/31/23 12:30:12 PM #35:	Turbam posted... Wait what? This is real? If all of my back pain comes from me putting fucking my wallet in my back pocket I'm gonna be livid. I started putting it in my back pocket when I was a kid, because I remember someone telling me "that's where a man puts his wallet" and it just kinda stuck. I was just memeing when I made this topic, but if this is true then I'm actually glad that I did. aint no meme. sitting on your wallet is bad for it --- St. Louis Battlehawks (7-3) <cite>TaylorHeinicke posted [p:973834798] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite><quote>Wait what?This is real?If all of my back pain comes from me putting fucking my wallet in my back pocket I'm gonna be livid.I started putting it in my back pocket when I was a kid, because I remember someone telling me "that's where a man puts his wallet" and it just kinda stuck.I was just memeing when I made this topic, but if this is true then I'm actually glad that I did.</quote>aint no meme. sitting on your wallet is bad for it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jupiter 05/31/23 2:25:36 PM #36:	Turbam posted... Wait what? This is real? If all of my back pain comes from me putting fucking my wallet in my back pocket I'm gonna be livid. I started putting it in my back pocket when I was a kid, because I remember someone telling me "that's where a man puts his wallet" and it just kinda stuck. I was just memeing when I made this topic, but if this is true then I'm actually glad that I did. I remember it being on the news several years ago when I was in grade school. It's definitely bad for your spine. --- Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kid_prodigy23 <cite>Jupiter posted [p:973837117] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite><quote>Wait what?This is real?If all of my back pain comes from me putting fucking my wallet in my back pocket I'm gonna be livid.I started putting it in my back pocket when I was a kid, because I remember someone telling me "that's where a man puts his wallet" and it just kinda stuck.I was just memeing when I made this topic, but if this is true then I'm actually glad that I did.</quote>I remember it being on the news several years ago when I was in grade school. It's definitely bad for your spine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Seaman_Prime 05/31/23 2:40:05 PM #37:	How the fuck do people sit down comfortably with stuff in their back pockets, its insane to me. Maybe i just have a small ass <cite>Seaman_Prime posted [p:973837387] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>How the fuck do people sit down comfortably with stuff in their back pockets, its insane to me. Maybe i just have a small ass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 05/31/23 2:40:32 PM #38:	Derwood posted... Front left, all day every day --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:973837397] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Derwood posted... </cite><quote>Front left, all day every day</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 05/31/23 2:42:09 PM #39:	Reaching for arse or reaching for dick... Best carry it around in a separate bag tbh --- Let's make biscuits! <cite>Funkydog posted [p:973837434] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Reaching for arse or reaching for dick...Best carry it around in a separate bag tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 05/31/23 2:42:39 PM #40:	I always keep my wallet in my front pocket I also touch make bottoms a lot I do a lot of other things to them, as well --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:973837445] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>I always keep my wallet in my front pocket I also touch make bottoms a lot I do a lot of other things to them, as well</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 05/31/23 2:46:01 PM #41:	Funkydog posted... Reaching for arse or reaching for dick... Best carry it around in a separate bag tbh I'm gonna be completely honest with you I've started using a zip-up tote bag to carry things around at work, and I'm really, really starting to see the appeal of having a nice durable messenger bag or purse <cite>TMOG posted [p:973837512] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Funkydog posted... </cite><quote>Reaching for arse or reaching for dick...Best carry it around in a separate bag tbh</quote>I'm gonna be completely honest with youI've started using a zip-up tote bag to carry things around at work, and I'm really, really starting to see the appeal of having a nice durable messenger bag or purse</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Psuedo_Audacity 05/31/23 2:46:45 PM #42:	Front pockets are the only pockets your wallet should go into. <cite>Psuedo_Audacity posted [p:973837527] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Front pockets are the only pockets your wallet should go into.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RISEofCHRISTIAN 05/31/23 2:47:19 PM #44:	Wallet goes in front left, because my phone took up my back right pocket. --- Mario Kart 8's GREATEST MASTER of ALL-TIME! https://i.imgur.com/YFEVwbJ.jpg <cite>RISEofCHRISTIAN posted [p:973837539] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Wallet goes in front left, because my phone took up my back right pocket.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 05/31/23 2:48:03 PM #45:	RISEofCHRISTIAN posted... Wallet goes in front left, because my phone took up my back right pocket. Why the fuck would you put your phone in your back pocket That's just begging to break your screen when you sit down <cite>TMOG posted [p:973837558] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>RISEofCHRISTIAN posted... </cite><quote>Wallet goes in front left, because my phone took up my back right pocket.</quote>Why the fuck would you put your phone in your back pocketThat's just begging to break your screen when you sit down</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GF_Psyduck 05/31/23 2:49:39 PM #46:	I have never seen a need to use a back pocket for anything literally ever. <cite>GF_Psyduck posted [p:973837589] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>I have never seen a need to use a back pocket for anything literally ever.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 05/31/23 2:52:29 PM #47:	Normalize purses for men and big pockets for women. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:973837631] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Normalize purses for men and big pockets for women. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 05/31/23 2:53:42 PM #48:	GF_Psyduck posted... I have never seen a need to use a back pocket for anything literally ever. --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:973837652] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>GF_Psyduck posted...</cite><quote>I have never seen a need to use a back pocket for anything literally ever.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prototypic 05/31/23 3:01:02 PM #49:	Cellphone goes in the front left, keys in the front right, so my wallet ends up in the back left, but the only time any of that stuff is in any of my pockets is if I'm out and about walking somewhere I might need to pay for something. If I'm sitting for a long time, nothing is staying in any of my pockets because it's all uncomfortable. --- Thus I became a madman. <cite>Prototypic posted [p:973837795] in Fellas, is... [t:80460558]...</cite> <quote>Cellphone goes in the front left, keys in the front right, so my wallet ends up in the back left, but the only time any of that stuff is in any of my pockets is if I'm out and about walking somewhere I might need to pay for something. If I'm sitting for a long time, nothing is staying in any of my pockets because it's all uncomfortable.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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