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008Zulu
06/04/23 8:04:57 PM
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Foppe posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/1/AAA_aCAAEief.jpg
I can make him an X-Man, his superpowers will be having my foot in his ass!
Shitting out shoes probably puts you in the X-Men's E Tier team.

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Klaus343
06/04/23 8:12:38 PM
#52:


Beveren_Rabbit posted...
No. Kids have always done stupid stuff because of cartoons/videogames. we're just more aware of it due to social media. The average zoomer is way more intelligent than the average 90's kid when they were in grade school.

By the time a zoomer is in middle school they can:
-build a PC
-stream on Twitch (setting up equipment/software/as well as create their own avatars)
-code well enough to make basic programs/videogames
-be artistic enough to create their own banners/avatars/layouts for social media/VRchat
-have a side hustle involving cryptocurrency/social media

What did 90's kids do?
CONSUME SUGARY CEREAL
CONSUME CARTOONS

SIDE HUSTLE is ummm... I'm going to buy a bunch of chips and sell them at school. yeh!

90s kids:
Build a Homemade Neutron Source at the age of 17.

Also, almost all the things you've listed that "Zoomers can do"... can literally be done by asking ChatGPT to do it, in a couple of sentences... not exactly that great, when you boil it down.

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IfGodCouldDie
06/04/23 8:23:29 PM
#53:


Zikten posted...
Kid needs to read nore comics. You can't turn yourself into a mutant. You either are one or you aren't
But you can turn yourself into a mutate

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greenjeans
06/04/23 8:26:30 PM
#54:


008Zulu posted...
Shitting out shoes probably puts you in the X-Men's E Tier team.
But nobody ever needs shoes
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Foppe
06/05/23 1:14:43 AM
#55:


008Zulu posted...
Shitting out shoes probably puts you in the X-Men's E Tier team.
Still better than that kid that can explode once.

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MabusIncarnate
06/05/23 1:17:27 AM
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Well I haven't heard about a mutant teenager breaking out of a hospital so I'm gonna say it didn't work.

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pretzelcoatl
06/05/23 1:19:27 AM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
I feel like teenagers have gotten way more stupid then Millennials when we were teens.

Sure we did dumb stuff but not even close to this dumb shit or eating tide pods or any other "trend","prank","challenge",etc.
I think it's just easier to find out about the really stupid ones now, internet and all.
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