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bndluesr
05/30/23 12:39:51 AM
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He is also reported to have allowed spiders to bite him in the hopes that he could become like Spider-Man.

https://www.ladbible.com/community/teen-mercury-inject-x-men-hero-004696-20230528



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Master_Kazuya
05/30/23 12:40:40 AM
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Poor kid. Not comics fault though

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Kitt
05/30/23 12:41:54 AM
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Strong Darwin Award contender right here.

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party_animal07
05/30/23 12:58:44 AM
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I feel like 15 is old enough to know better.

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Mr_Karate_II
05/30/23 1:01:05 AM
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I feel like teenagers have gotten way more stupid then Millennials when we were teens.

Sure we did dumb stuff but not even close to this dumb shit or eating tide pods or any other "trend","prank","challenge",etc.


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Pikachuchupika
05/30/23 1:04:31 AM
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the most i ever did was scream at the top of my lungs hoping to turn super Saiyan. This is another level.
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Tyranthraxus
05/30/23 1:11:08 AM
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For a moment I thought nobody could ever possibly get dumber than eating tide pods.

Ignorance is bliss.

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Flauros
05/30/23 1:15:20 AM
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"Surprisingly, he had no other psychiatric problems and had a normal IQ."

Uh huh.

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Beveren_Rabbit
05/30/23 1:19:30 AM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
I feel like teenagers have gotten way more stupid then Millennials when we were teens.

Sure we did dumb stuff but not even close to this dumb shit or eating tide pods or any other "trend","prank","challenge",etc.



No. Kids have always done stupid stuff because of cartoons/videogames. we're just more aware of it due to social media. The average zoomer is way more intelligent than the average 90's kid when they were in grade school.

By the time a zoomer is in middle school they can:
-build a PC
-stream on Twitch (setting up equipment/software/as well as create their own avatars)
-code well enough to make basic programs/videogames
-be artistic enough to create their own banners/avatars/layouts for social media/VRchat
-have a side hustle involving cryptocurrency/social media

What did 90's kids do?
CONSUME SUGARY CEREAL
CONSUME CARTOONS

SIDE HUSTLE is ummm... I'm going to buy a bunch of chips and sell them at school. yeh!

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A_Good_Boy
05/30/23 1:22:40 AM
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Did it work?

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AsucaHayashi
05/30/23 1:22:47 AM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...


By the time a zoomer is in middle school they can:

kill themselves in more creative ways than millennials ever could

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Nukazie
05/30/23 1:34:46 AM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Did it work?


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Destroyer53
05/30/23 1:38:00 AM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Did it work?

Of course not. He used the wrong metal.
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kingdrake2
05/30/23 1:41:33 AM
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Pikachuchupika posted...
the most i ever did was scream at the top of my lungs hoping to turn super Saiyan


it gave me laryngitis for a few days :( as the price to pay.

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bigtiggie23
05/30/23 1:55:29 AM
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This is like in the 90s when kids got trapped in the sewers looking for the Ninja Turtles.

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Mr_Karate_II
05/30/23 2:02:18 AM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
This is like in the 90s when kids got trapped in the sewers looking for the Ninja Turtles.
Except worse

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blackrider76
05/30/23 2:13:28 AM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
The average zoomer is way more intelligent than the average 90's kid when they were in grade school.

By the time a zoomer is in middle school they can:

Giving zoomers way too much credit.

After all, youre forgetting:
-having zero awareness of internet safety
-doxxing themselves and others
-likely a victim of identity/account theft by downloading suspicious files or opening suspicious links
-probably getting groomed in a Discord
-posting TikToks of crimes to be used as evidence against themselves

And so on. More intelligent, my ass.

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Zikten
05/30/23 2:38:22 AM
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Kid needs to read nore comics. You can't turn yourself into a mutant. You either are one or you aren't
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Toonstrack
05/30/23 3:38:25 AM
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Mercury is a super obscure character but apparently she exists. How tf did this kid know about her?

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Toonstrack
05/30/23 3:40:09 AM
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blackrider76 posted...
Giving zoomers way too much credit.

After all, youre forgetting:
-having zero awareness of internet safety

That comes from experience. Plenty of boomers have rhe same problem

-doxxing themselves and others

See above

-likely a victim of identity/account theft by downloading suspicious files or opening suspicious links

See above especially. Boomers are the prime demographic for this

-probably getting groomed in a Discord

Thats emotional inexperience, plenty of kids got groomed irl before the internet

-posting TikToks of crimes to be used as evidence against themselves

I'll maybe give you this one.

And so on. More intelligent, my ass.

You didn't prove anything lol

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apolloooo
05/30/23 3:44:26 AM
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Pikachuchupika posted...
the most i ever did was scream at the top of my lungs hoping to turn super Saiyan. This is another level.
I did some Kamehamehas thats it

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SgtBash
05/30/23 3:47:09 AM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
I feel like teenagers have gotten way more stupid then Millennials when we were teens.

Sure we did dumb stuff but not even close to this dumb shit or eating tide pods or any other "trend","prank","challenge",etc.


Social media is to blame for kids doing dumber shit, sites like TikTok need banned.

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008Zulu
05/30/23 3:53:20 AM
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Unless they were genetically engineered or radioactive spiders, that kid wasn't gettin shit except a painful injury.

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Nirvanas_Nox
05/30/23 5:16:18 AM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
No. Kids have always done stupid stuff because of cartoons/videogames. we're just more aware of it due to social media. The average zoomer is way more intelligent than the average 90's kid when they were in grade school.

By the time a zoomer is in middle school they can:
-build a PC
-stream on Twitch (setting up equipment/software/as well as create their own avatars)
-code well enough to make basic programs/videogames
-be artistic enough to create their own banners/avatars/layouts for social media/VRchat
-have a side hustle involving cryptocurrency/social media

What did 90's kids do?
CONSUME SUGARY CEREAL
CONSUME CARTOONS

SIDE HUSTLE is ummm... I'm going to buy a bunch of chips and sell them at school. yeh!

So they got more creative with ways to do more "work" doesn't seem like that much of a flex honestly. Just a different way to make kids work earlier. They shouldn't need a side hustle. No one should need a side hustle.

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Avirosb
05/30/23 5:17:30 AM
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Not all Floridians wear capes.

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Supaitwo
05/30/23 5:19:44 AM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wd4YgudTcnM&pp=ygU1aSBkb24ndCB3YW50IHRvIGxpdmUgb24gdGhpcyBwbGFuZXQgYW55bW9yZSBmdXR1cmFtYSA%3D

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ai123
05/30/23 5:19:50 AM
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As per the article, this happened in India in 2014. Tiktok not to blame in this case.

Makes sense, as anyone who wants magnetic powers these days need only get a Covid vaccination.

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Avirosb
05/30/23 5:20:02 AM
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SgtBash posted...
Social media is to blame for kids doing dumber shit, sites like TikTok need banned.
Shit parents are to blame.
Oh, can't afford the time to supervise your tot? Maybe don't have 'em then.

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Nirvanas_Nox
05/30/23 1:20:46 PM
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Avirosb posted...
Shit parents are to blame.
Oh, can't afford the time to supervise your tot? Maybe don't have 'em then.

This. Parents love to shift blame onto anyone but themselves. Parental controls exsist for a reason yet they choose not to use them. No ones fault but their own. Be a better parent. Don't wanna watch your kids then definitely don't have em.

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YourBestFrenemy
05/30/23 1:28:56 PM
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Can we blame tiktok? I'd be totally cool with that.

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TomClark
05/30/23 1:46:31 PM
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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ai123
05/30/23 1:48:38 PM
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YourBestFrenemy posted...
Can we blame tiktok? I'd be totally cool with that.
This happened two years before tiktok was created.

But yeah. Why not?

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YourBestFrenemy
05/30/23 1:58:51 PM
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ai123 posted...
This happened two years before tiktok was created.

But yeah. Why not?

Sweet!

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TheSavageDragon
05/30/23 2:05:45 PM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
No. Kids have always done stupid stuff because of cartoons/videogames. we're just more aware of it due to social media. The average zoomer is way more intelligent than the average 90's kid when they were in grade school.

By the time a zoomer is in middle school they can:
-build a PC
-stream on Twitch (setting up equipment/software/as well as create their own avatars)
-code well enough to make basic programs/videogames
-be artistic enough to create their own banners/avatars/layouts for social media/VRchat
-have a side hustle involving cryptocurrency/social media

What did 90's kids do?
CONSUME SUGARY CEREAL
CONSUME CARTOONS

SIDE HUSTLE is ummm... I'm going to buy a bunch of chips and sell them at school. yeh!

The vast majority of zoomers, just like millenials, can't do these things. You're attributing things from a subset of people to an entire generation.
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BB_mofo
05/30/23 2:44:07 PM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
I feel like teenagers have gotten way more stupid then Millennials when we were teens.

Back in the 50s, during a public event where Superman actor George Reeves was in character, a kid pointed his father's loaded gun at the actor to test if he was really bullet proof. Reeves rescued himself with quick thinking by warning the kid that the bullet's ricochet might hurt an innocent bystander.

No generation has a monopoly on stupidity.

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Prestoff
05/30/23 2:45:06 PM
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X-Mene

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Gritty
05/30/23 3:14:45 PM
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Bruh
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Kitt
05/30/23 6:18:55 PM
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How about we not generalize entire generations of people, m'kay?

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Euripides
05/30/23 6:19:56 PM
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ladbible link?

no

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02fran
06/03/23 2:59:35 AM
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Time to ban comics.
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Smashingpmkns
06/03/23 3:00:28 AM
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Did it work?

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Questionmarktarius
06/03/23 3:13:39 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Did it work?
Injecting elemental liquid mercury really won't do a hell of a lot. It's absurdly dense and well settle where gravity takes it. Otherwise, it's mostly just there.

Hg1 as a free gas, or any given organo-mercury compound (which Hg1 gas likes to do), is where shit gets catastrophic.
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Kradek
06/03/23 3:14:47 AM
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Well, if nothing else he may one day be an hero.

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GuerrillaSoldier
06/03/23 3:15:51 AM
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news is just everywhere nowadays. some random kid in some city who injects mercury is more likely to be wacky headline news now than it was back when radio was the best thing we had to communicate long range. i think kids were just as stupid then, we just didn't care. now it's everywhere, even a topic on ce. that's the biggest difference.

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UnfairRepresent
06/04/23 5:57:02 PM
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GuerrillaSoldier posted...
news is just everywhere nowadays. some random kid in some city who injects mercury is more likely to be wacky headline news now than it was back when radio was the best thing we had to communicate long range. i think kids were just as stupid then, we just didn't care. now it's everywhere, even a topic on ce. that's the biggest difference.
This is true

But at the same time because news and videos are everywhere, bad ideas are everywhere too

So impressionable people are more likely to be inspired to do stupid things than they were in 1970

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deoxxys
06/04/23 6:43:49 PM
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lol dumbass

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Foppe
06/04/23 6:52:16 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/1/AAA_aCAAEief.jpg
I can make him an X-Man, his superpowers will be having my foot in his ass!

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