Current Events > New York Times calls for more 'kink' in Disney remake of The Little Mermaid

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SupermanLost
05/29/23 4:16:53 PM
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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1662464952324567040
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Flauros
05/29/23 4:18:11 PM
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The flounder and Sebastian burlesque show scene wasnt enough?

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Kurt_Russel
05/29/23 4:19:32 PM
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Is that scuttle under the water?

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Humble_Novice
05/29/23 4:20:36 PM
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...So they want Disney to provoke the far right even more?

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A_Good_Boy
05/29/23 4:21:35 PM
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Kurt_Russel posted...
Is that scuttle under the water?
Scuttle is now a diving bird instead of a seagull. That way Ariel can talk to the bird that has knowledge of the surface while still adhering to Triton's rules and not surfacing above the water.

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ZevLoveDOOM
05/29/23 4:21:36 PM
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so i guess they missed the scene where Flounder loses his virginity to a starfish...
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Hambo
05/29/23 4:21:38 PM
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Free Triton's titties! >:[

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Kurt_Russel
05/29/23 4:22:15 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Scuttle is now a diving bird instead of a seagull. That way Ariel can talk to the bird that has knowledge of the surface while still adhering to Triton's rules and not surfacing above the water.
I see

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ROBANN_88
05/29/23 4:22:20 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrM8y69QLX8

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Ivynn
05/29/23 4:22:42 PM
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So the live-action remake doesn't have a version of this scene, I take it.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/9/AAZaD9AAEhXX.jpg

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MedeaLysistrata
05/29/23 4:24:34 PM
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Lol wut

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Sillyface_Mcdum
05/29/23 4:24:52 PM
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Can't get over how weird she looks
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IShall_Run_Amok
05/29/23 5:23:22 PM
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Ivynn posted...
So the live-action remake doesn't have a version of this scene, I take it.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/9/AAZaD9AAEhXX.jpg
Quentin Tarantino's Moderately Sized Fish Lady

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FortuneCookie
05/29/23 10:00:08 PM
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How many kinks did the Disney Renaissance have?

The Little Mermaid had foot fetish catering with Ariel wiggling her new toes. The Lion King had far-end furry (feral) catering with Nala's bedroom eyes. Aladdin had Jasmine in bondage (and arguably had her a little too cuddly with Rajah). The Hunchback of Notre Dame had older man / younger woman -- unrequited but still enough to drive shippers wild. Pocahontas had... big booba?
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Full_Pokedex
05/29/23 10:02:02 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
How many kinks did the Disney Renaissance have?

The Little Mermaid had foot fetish catering with Ariel wiggling her new toes. The Lion King had far-end furry (feral) catering with Nala's bedroom eyes. Aladdin had Jasmine in bondage (and arguably had her a little too cuddly with Rajah). The Hunchback of Notre Dame had older man / younger woman -- unrequited but still enough to drive shippers wild. Pocahontas had... big booba?
These movies are for children dude.

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FortuneCookie
05/29/23 10:03:29 PM
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Full_Pokedex posted...
These movies are for children dude.

Animators are adults -- and tend to be pervy. ;)
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FortuneCookie
05/29/23 10:05:24 PM
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Scene made for children:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/5/AAdlC_AAEhb_.jpg

Look, there's a kitty in the background. Children love kitties.
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Full_Pokedex
05/29/23 10:06:00 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Scene made for children:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/5/AAdlC_AAEhb_.jpg

Look, there's a kitty in the background. Children love kitties.
She's 15

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
05/29/23 10:12:30 PM
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How does one bondage a mermaid?

More importantly, while keeping it PG?

A curse you say? Sorry, Ursula, your curses are apparently useless. You are merely taking away their voice, not their physical freedom.


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bsp77
05/29/23 10:21:16 PM
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The New York Times critics, especially AO Scott, are fucking awful

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DD_Divine
05/29/23 10:23:47 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
so i guess they missed the scene where Flounder loses his virginity to a starfish...

thats the kink were looking for

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FortuneCookie
05/29/23 10:34:04 PM
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Full_Pokedex posted...
She's 15

Makes it a little awkward when she seduced Jaffar by twirling her finger through his beard while speaking in a bedroom voice about how much she appreciated a man with power. (For those who forget the scene in context, she was distracting him so that Aladdin could try and steal the magic lamp back.)

The 90s were a little less squeamish on animated character ages. That's why all of the attractive Disney female leads like Elsa and Tatiana are stated to be 18 or older while the teenage characters have comparatively muted appearances.

And, technically, Ariel and Jasmine are of their countries' respective ages of consent since both get married. With the benefit of hindsight, it's actually kind of alarming how they state in Aladdin that the princess must be married by her 16th birthday.
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FortuneCookie
05/29/23 10:35:35 PM
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted...
How does one bondage a mermaid?

The Little Mermaid didn't have bondage -- unless you count the boyfriend being tied up by eels. It was Disney's Aladdin that had Jasmine chained up while wearing a revealing red outfit.
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Psuedo_Audacity
05/29/23 10:50:24 PM
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Pretty sure kink refers to something else in this context...
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Arcanine2009
05/29/23 11:20:34 PM
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Full_Pokedex posted...
She's 15
I think you need to back and watch these. A lot of popular 90s and 2000s movies and shows had adult humor that kids wouldn't understand. Wether explicit or implied.

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Full_Pokedex
05/29/23 11:30:26 PM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
I think you need to back and watch these. A lot of popular 90s and 2000s movies and shows had adult humor that kids wouldn't understand. Wether explicit or implied.
That doesn't change the fact that your point of sexual interest is underage.

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A_Good_Boy
05/29/23 11:31:05 PM
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Full_Pokedex posted...
That doesn't change the fact that your point of sexual interest is underage.
He didn't make the cartoon, he just posted it.

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HairyQueen
05/29/23 11:33:39 PM
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Ivynn posted...
So the live-action remake doesn't have a version of this scene, I take it.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/3/AAfFpMAAEhc5.jpg
Both main characters had close-up foot shots. Though Eric's was must more intimate. I think someone working on the animated film had a thing for feet.

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