Current Events > The perfect girl, but she turns into a Big Mouth Billy Bass for 8 hours a day.

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Flauros 05/28/23 10:37:06 PM #1:	Shes super hot, Ultra wealthy and has a genius intellect. But every day, from 12pm to 8pm she transforms into a Big Mouth Billy Bass that is activated NONSTOP and at full volume. She is a custom model that says a bunch of fish related jokes and puns, sings songs about fishing and rivers in general, and random quotes from Chairman Mao speeches. If you try to hide her or ignore her while she is in fish form, she gets extremely angry and bitches you out when she transforms back. She doesnt understand that she spent the last 8 hours as a plastic fish. No matter how many times you explain it, or have witnesses explain it or even video proof of the event (its all part of her curse). Do you take the deal? --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 <cite>Flauros posted [p:973781444] in The perfec... [t:80459062]...</cite> <quote>Shes super hot, Ultra wealthy and has a genius intellect. But every day, from 12pm to 8pm she transforms into a Big Mouth Billy Bass that is activated NONSTOP and at full volume.She is a custom model that says a bunch of fish related jokes and puns, sings songs about fishing and rivers in general, and random quotes from Chairman Mao speeches. If you try to hide her or ignore her while she is in fish form, she gets extremely angry and bitches you out when she transforms back. She doesnt understand that she spent the last 8 hours as a plastic fish. No matter how many times you explain it, or have witnesses explain it or even video proof of the event (its all part of her curse).Do you take the deal? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Full_Pokedex 05/28/23 10:38:08 PM #2:	Absolutely not --- Donkey Kong is our friend! Please call often DK, don't be a stranger! From Toadsworth, Mario Party 7 <cite>Full_Pokedex posted [p:973781468] in The perfec... [t:80459062]...</cite> <quote>Absolutely not </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 05/28/23 10:38:35 PM #3:	Wasn't this a Doctor Who plot? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:973781481] in The perfec... [t:80459062]...</cite> <quote>Wasn't this a Doctor Who plot?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raikuro 05/28/23 10:41:45 PM #4:	I'd be at work most of that time, and would probably shift my schedule to not be around that entire time, and adjust around weekends. So sure I guess. <cite>Raikuro posted [p:973781550] in The perfec... [t:80459062]...</cite> <quote>I'd be at work most of that time, and would probably shift my schedule to not be around that entire time, and adjust around weekends. So sure I guess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 05/28/23 10:42:00 PM #5:	Can... can she still perform in the bedroom as a Billy Bass? --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:973781553] in The perfec... [t:80459062]...</cite> <quote>Can... can she still perform in the bedroom as a Billy Bass?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 05/28/23 10:42:36 PM #6:	WilliamPorygon posted... Can... can she still perform in the bedroom as a Billy Bass? This guy tried to fuck a plastic fish in the 90's. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:973781566] in The perfec... [t:80459062]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite><quote>Can... can she still perform in the bedroom as a Billy Bass?</quote>This guy tried to fuck a plastic fish in the 90's.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nocturnal_traveler 05/28/23 10:42:38 PM #7:	I'd change my work hours from 12-8, then get her a job where she can talk for 8 hours a day doing that. --- --I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah-- <cite>nocturnal_traveler posted [p:973781568] in The perfec... [t:80459062]...</cite> <quote>I'd change my work hours from 12-8, then get her a job where she can talk for 8 hours a day doing that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 05/28/23 10:43:47 PM #8:	id do anything for a hot chick --- "Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:973781591] in The perfec... [t:80459062]...</cite> <quote>id do anything for a hot chick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 05/28/23 10:45:48 PM #9:	Questionmarktarius posted... Wasn't this a Doctor Who plot? I have no idea WilliamPorygon posted... Can... can she still perform in the bedroom as a Billy Bass? You can try. --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 <cite>Flauros posted [p:973781635] in The perfec... [t:80459062]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite><quote>Wasn't this a Doctor Who plot?</quote>I have no ideaWilliamPorygon posted... </cite><quote>Can... can she still perform in the bedroom as a Billy Bass?</quote>You can try. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 05/28/23 11:00:26 PM #10:	Well at least she's a fish with a big mouth. Could you imagine if she turned into a minnow? --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:973781905] in The perfec... [t:80459062]...</cite> <quote>Well at least she's a fish with a big mouth. Could you imagine if she turned into a minnow?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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