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Garabandal 05/28/23 6:07:43 PM #1: |
I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault? --- Side? I am on nobody's side, because nobody is on my side. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flauros 05/28/23 6:09:01 PM #2: |
NTA. Your panda. Your choice. Sue them into the ground. --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nemu 05/28/23 6:09:33 PM #3: |
Seems like a weird pasta. You think you'd start off slow and then lead into the absurdity about halfway through, but leading off with the costume just instantly marks it as nonsense. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nocturnal_traveler 05/28/23 6:11:20 PM #4: |
Okay, I'll bite. As long as you didn't remove your JarJar mask, they'd never know it was you. And even then, just wait a month or so, and they would've already forgotten your existence. --- --I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah-- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AldousIsDead 05/28/23 6:12:37 PM #5: |
This would have been funny in the 2003 internet. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Notti 05/28/23 6:12:44 PM #6: |
Damned electrical infetterance. --- http://m.youtube.com/TheYoungTurks/videos Bernie>Biden>poo>Trump http://RightWingWatch.org http://reddit.com/r/BreadTube http://fb.me/OccupyDemocrats ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bandit_Keith 05/28/23 6:15:24 PM #7: |
AldousIsDead posted... This would have been funny in the 2003 internet.It's almost about that old. --- http://i.imgur.com/nq0Fn6a.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AldousIsDead 05/28/23 6:18:12 PM #8: |
Bandit_Keith posted... It's almost about that old.Oof, really? Is this what passed for pasta back then? --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Agonized_rufous 05/28/23 6:26:48 PM #9: |
Damn Gen Z and their TikTok --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana ... Copied to Clipboard!
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McMarbles 05/28/23 6:33:47 PM #11: |
*image of Jar Jar as Ron Burgundy saying Meesa dont believing yous.* --- Currently playing: Stardew Valley (Switch) Never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gritty 05/28/23 6:53:02 PM #13: |
Nemu posted... Seems like a weird pasta. You think you'd start off slow and then lead into the absurdity about halfway through, but leading off with the costume just instantly marks it as nonsense. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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