Current Events > Urologist says men are peeing wrong. They should be peeing sitting down. Do you?

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Solid_Snake07
05/27/23 6:26:42 AM
#51:


I always sit unless Im using a public toilet.

Im not splattering piss all over my bathroom just for some weird masculinity insecurity

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Kloe_Rinz
05/27/23 6:30:00 AM
#52:


the only time i pee sitting down is when im already pooping. its about efficiency

but im never going to sit down just to pee unless theres a study that proves its better, which there isnt
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pnut027
05/27/23 6:37:53 AM
#53:


DrizztLink posted...
Could be the benefits are more apparent on squat toilets.

Everything else in your plumbing disagrees with sit toilets.
If youve ever seen a toddler use the bathroom, they always squat. That isnt taught to them. It may be whats natural to us.

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BlueTigerLion
05/27/23 9:45:19 AM
#54:


CobraGT posted...
Study?

Yea. CE seems to go against the study which is most men stand to pee. This topic turned into like 99% of men sit down.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/2/AAXQRuAAEg9y.jpg

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WizardofHoth
05/27/23 10:39:24 AM
#55:


same here. couple of times i gotta poop so bad when im trying to just pee standing up but the poo wont stay in.

Kloe_Rinz posted...
the only time i pee sitting down is when im already pooping. its about efficiency

but im never going to sit down just to pee unless theres a study that proves its better, which there isnt

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Jagr_68
05/27/23 11:09:08 AM
#58:


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Tom_Joad
05/27/23 11:09:24 AM
#59:


If I don't have my glasses on, I sit to pee... or if I have to shit.

So mainly in the morning or if I wake up in the middle of the night.

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Derwood
05/27/23 11:12:32 AM
#60:


Yes, but I poop standing up
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wackyteen
05/27/23 11:14:11 AM
#61:


At home, I pee sitting down like 99% of the time. Only being rushed for time gets me to stay standing.

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AloneIBreak
05/27/23 11:16:21 AM
#62:


Compsognathus posted...
I call BS on being able to get more out while sitting. I find peeing while sitting always leaves me feeling like I have a little left in the tank.
Came here to say this. I dont know why, but I always feel, at least, like I get more out when standing. Maybe Ill try sitting today and see how it goes.

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Barber102
05/27/23 11:38:10 AM
#63:


Compsognathus posted...
I call BS on being able to get more out while sitting. I find peeing while sitting always leaves me feeling like I have a little left in the tank.

Couple years back, I had a problem where I wasnt able to fully drain my bladder standing up and I constantly needing to pee. Sitting down was the only way I felt relieved.

Turned out it the problem was do to dehydration and acidity intake from too much coffee. The acid made urinating very irritating and caused some inflammation which made it so do to the naturing of standing it all couldnt come out leaving some to make the matter worse.

Sitting down to pee for a week with drinking tons of water cleaned it up. However I now pee sitting down before i travel or do anything where I may not be able to use a restroom for a while.

I assume it has to do with gravity and how when sitting your dick can be more of a straight down pipe as opposed to being on an awkward slope depending on whether your a guy who pulls their dick over the pants or pulling it through the hole in your pants.

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itachi15243
05/27/23 11:41:55 AM
#64:


I always pee sitting down at home

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EndOfDiscOne
05/27/23 11:45:11 AM
#65:


Compsognathus posted...
I call BS on being able to get more out while sitting. I find peeing while sitting always leaves me feeling like I have a little left in the tank.
This. If I only pee when sitting, drops come out when I stand up. It wasnt always this way though. I think it started in my 30s.

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Lairen
05/27/23 11:45:56 AM
#66:


The benefits even by that article are lacking to say the least.

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majin_nemesis
05/27/23 12:19:40 PM
#67:


no and i will keep pee standing up because i can
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yusiko
05/27/23 12:31:48 PM
#68:


TheAwesomeMatt posted...
I pee standing on my hands


Fuck you shoresy!

(That's a letterkenny reference not me actually saying fuck you to a random user)

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Derwood
05/27/23 12:49:04 PM
#70:


Another trick. Lightly grab the skin of you scrotum between your testicles and "knead" it in a swirling motion. You often get another good squirt after that
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PesticideDream
05/27/23 12:51:28 PM
#71:


Lol no, I'll stay standing.
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DrizztLink
05/27/23 6:02:15 PM
#72:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

It's a German word used to describe German men, so British unoriginality means you may be right.

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PBusted
05/29/23 12:35:00 PM
#73:


I recall there was a topic a few months ago of a study that showed how sitting peeing is much cleaner too.
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burns112233
05/29/23 12:42:36 PM
#74:


At any home, I sit. My stream is just wild and will go in like four different directions. If there's a urinal then I'll use that.

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modena
05/29/23 12:46:20 PM
#75:


Squatting is where it's at. Best way to shit too.

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SiO4
05/29/23 12:48:32 PM
#76:


I only pee off the back porch or on fire hydrants, like a real man.

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IShall_Run_Amok
05/29/23 12:51:23 PM
#77:


My species expels bodily waste by emitting gamma rays.

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Tom_Joad
05/29/23 7:03:03 PM
#78:


modena posted...
Squatting is where it's at. Best way to shit too.

You can't squat and shit. Because all your poop and pee ends up in your pants, which are around your ankles. Not to mention that with your pants on, you can't squat in the first place; as you can't spread your legs wide enough.

Lastly, you can't just take your pants off to squat, as you can't pull your pants off if you are wearing shoes/boots.

And anyone saying that a person should take off their shoes, pants, and underwear, just to shit in a public restroom... is bat-fuck insane.

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pauIie
05/29/23 7:04:04 PM
#79:


about half the time i do. trying to make it most/all of the time.

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Derwood
05/29/23 7:04:37 PM
#80:


What would an expert on Uruguay know about peeing to begin with?

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Mad-Dogg
05/29/23 7:08:46 PM
#81:


I pee standing up outside in the woods like god intended.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSEyWqYFi_U

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boomgetchopped3
05/29/23 7:09:55 PM
#82:


Fucking Christ Im so sick of youre doing X wrong according to experts. Seriously fuck off.
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xGhostchantx
05/29/23 7:13:13 PM
#83:


Depends. If I'm hungover, tired/middle of the night, or if I have the suspicion the streams are gonna split.

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Valjackal
05/29/23 7:18:48 PM
#84:


I pee standing up and will continue to do so. Just remember the rule.

No matter how you shake or dance, two drops always stay in your pants.

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CanuckCowboy
05/29/23 7:28:43 PM
#85:


If I'm hungover I do.

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Skankhair
05/29/23 7:30:42 PM
#86:


TheAwesomeMatt posted...
I pee standing on my hands

I pee standing, on my hands
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05/29/23 7:34:32 PM
#87:


I have to stand or else my dick will literally hit the toilet water. Sorry ladies, not single.

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Tom_Joad
05/29/23 7:50:36 PM
#88:


Skankhair posted...
I pee standing, on my hands

I. P. Freely

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Purple_Cheetah
05/29/23 7:59:17 PM
#89:


I pee sitting, and poop standing.

Being at an elevated position the gravity pulls the poops harder. It's just science.
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modena
05/29/23 8:02:52 PM
#90:


Tom_Joad posted...
just to shit in a public restroom...



Hmmm,never tried that. I'm talking about in the middle of nowhere.

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St0rmFury
05/29/23 8:20:25 PM
#91:


Sitting.

I have horrible aim, always overshot the beginning of the piss stream and make a mess everywhere.

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SiO4
05/29/23 11:26:23 PM
#92:


Mad-Dogg posted...
I pee standing up outside in the woods like god intended.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSEyWqYFi_U


Good Scene good Movie!

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TimeForAction
05/30/23 1:52:19 PM
#95:


I have to stand because I have a toilet dunker
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asdf8562
05/30/23 2:04:28 PM
#96:


legendarylemur posted...
toxic masculinity

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voldothegr8
05/30/23 2:24:35 PM
#97:


I don't care what some quack has to say, nature designed males to pee standing up.

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The_Nintendo_Master
05/30/23 2:35:51 PM
#99:


Yes when in homes, no when in public

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Jiek_Fafn
05/30/23 2:37:47 PM
#100:


I just pee as I walk, like a horse. Are doctors gonna tell me horses are wrong now too?

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