Current Events > Urologist says men are peeing wrong. They should be peeing sitting down. Do you?

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BlueTigerLion
05/26/23 10:58:05 PM
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/health/mens-health-and-fitness/22485028/urologist-men-sitting-to-pee-better-for-health

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TheAwesomeMatt
05/26/23 10:59:39 PM
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I pee standing on my hands

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Eat_More_Beef
05/26/23 11:00:01 PM
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I've peed sitting down (at home or at work) for like the last seventeen years. I've always had a woman roommate (dating, or just friends) and it was always easiest to keep the toilet seat down.

Honestly, it's way more comfortable and I'll only ever pee standing up if I'm at a bar or something.

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
05/26/23 11:00:23 PM
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I do. Only because it's hard to make a mess when sitting down.

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Ratchetrockon
05/26/23 11:01:06 PM
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Yes ofc

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pedro45
05/26/23 11:06:15 PM
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I started to sit when i met my current lady. She commented on the noise and the occasional drops it would leave, so I started to sit. It did take a moment to adjust as it feels so unmasculine.
I'd rather stand honestly but i don't mind sitting.
as to article saying it helps you empty, I don't experience that. I feel like sitting makes me wanna get up more quickly, where standing gives me that moment to give it a shake. As i get older, i go at night more and more often.

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masticatingman
05/26/23 11:07:54 PM
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Only when taking a dump.

Why? Because I always have to adjust my dick so it pisses downwards when sitting down. No thanks.

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A5modeu5
05/26/23 11:08:38 PM
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The only time I pee standing up is sometimes at work when there are urinals available.

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SoIidLegacy
05/26/23 11:17:10 PM
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BlueTigerLion posted...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/4/AAfRsCAADP24.jpg

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Garabandal
05/26/23 11:22:24 PM
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I sit down when I pee. There's nothing that crazy 'bout me. I'm just taking a whiz. Mind your own biz. Why is everybody always staring at me?

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Sufferedphoneix
05/26/23 11:34:36 PM
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I have problems with both standing and sitting if I'm tired or drunk. Standing I might miss initially and have to correct my aim. Sitting I've had my piss go under the toilet seat and run down into my pants. Missing is easier to clean up.

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nocturnal_traveler
05/26/23 11:37:01 PM
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When I first wake up I stand. But the rest of the time I sit down.

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Heavy_D_Forever
05/26/23 11:38:35 PM
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I stand up for stand up urinals at stores and work. I sit down at home on the sit down toilet. Makes sense to me.

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FL81
05/27/23 12:30:13 AM
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it also helps keep the triple stream split in check

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Poorly
05/27/23 12:32:33 AM
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SoIidLegacy posted...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/

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Compsognathus
05/27/23 12:32:52 AM
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I call BS on being able to get more out while sitting. I find peeing while sitting always leaves me feeling like I have a little left in the tank.

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DrizztLink
05/27/23 12:36:10 AM
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Compsognathus posted...
I call BS on being able to get more out while sitting. I find peeing while sitting always leaves me feeling like I have a little left in the tank.
Could be the benefits are more apparent on squat toilets.

Everything else in your plumbing disagrees with sit toilets.

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trappedunderice
05/27/23 12:40:51 AM
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Garabandal posted...
I sit down when I pee. There's nothing that crazy 'bout me. I'm just taking a whiz. Mind your own biz. Why is everybody always staring at me?
Hey bro, I gotta go. Let me through I gotta go number 2
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nocturnal_traveler
05/27/23 12:50:47 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
Hey bro, I gotta go. Let me through I gotta go number 2
Number 2 is what you do, but number 3 will set you free.

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Poorly
05/27/23 1:01:41 AM
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nocturnal_traveler posted...
Number 2 is what you do, but number 3 will set you free.
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Heineken14
05/27/23 1:05:23 AM
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I do when I'm hungover.

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kingdrake2
05/27/23 2:10:18 AM
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nocturnal_traveler posted...
number 3 will set you free.


we're not free anymore thanks to the rider in the debt bill.

cant have porn anymore. no porn.

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NOM
05/27/23 2:12:55 AM
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Fuck that I got bad knees its hard to get up from the bowl.

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VFalcone
05/27/23 2:13:07 AM
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There is nothing gay about sitting to pee
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EDF-5
05/27/23 2:14:35 AM
#26:


If you are tall you can pee while
kneeling like being knighted
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party_animal07
05/27/23 2:17:18 AM
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Nah, I'm good. Pull,point, shoot. Simple.

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legendarylemur
05/27/23 2:19:51 AM
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If you pee standing up, you're splashing small bits of pee all over your bathroom most of the time. Even though it might not seem noticeable at first, they really build up and cause some of the stankiness of a bathroom over long period of time.

You can regularly clean the area around your toilet (water particles that small travels far though), but you can also just stop the toxic masculinity and just sit the f down lol

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nocturnal_traveler
05/27/23 2:22:12 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
we're not free anymore thanks to the rider in the debt bill.

cant have porn anymore. no porn.
No porn is quite forlorn. A VPN is what you need, so that you can spill the seed.

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ToucheTurtle
05/27/23 2:34:33 AM
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I pee sitting down when I'm drunk at home so most days after work.

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Enclave
05/27/23 2:37:40 AM
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I do both, basically sit or stand just based on what I feel like doing at the moment.

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pittsburghpirates66
05/27/23 2:37:40 AM
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Garabandal posted...
I sit down when I pee. There's nothing that crazy 'bout me. I'm just taking a whiz. Mind your own biz. Why is everybody always staring at me?
Why don't you stand like a regular man? Then you can pee in the urinal can

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Kai_Laguna
05/27/23 3:03:41 AM
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When I'm taking a dump and, as I have a shower chair, when I'm showering.
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WizardofHoth
05/27/23 3:14:15 AM
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i pee when i sit at the toilet when i have to take a crap at the same time
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Smashingpmkns
05/27/23 3:21:48 AM
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I feel like I get more out when I sit tbh

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Trumble
05/27/23 3:24:08 AM
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I sit down if I'm pissing; I only stand if it's just a shit.

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KobeSystem
05/27/23 3:25:37 AM
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standing up when theres a urinal

sit down otherwise. too much splashing that i end up having to clean >_>

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Jennywentnorth8
05/27/23 3:28:50 AM
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My piss stream has always been unpredictable and never straight, the literal last time I peed standing up was in 7th grade right before a school dance and I got piss all over my jeans and had to pay a kid 5 bucks to spray his axe body spray on my pants so I didn't smell so pissy at the dance, which I am sure just made me smell like axe and piss, instead of just piss, which is argueably worse

Anyway I vowed never to piss standing up after that and 20 years later I kept that vow. I pee in the shower every few years just out of curiosity to test my piss stream in an enviroment with no risk, maybe see if it magically fixed itself, but the test usually fails so back to sitting I go.
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Garlands_Soul
05/27/23 4:29:25 AM
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I always sit. I have never not sat in my life except when outdoors

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Nukazie
05/27/23 4:31:00 AM
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gotta do it sideways

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HANGtheDJ_86
05/27/23 4:47:52 AM
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It do be more relaxing that way

There more often seems to be an eagerness to finish when I stand

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Priere
05/27/23 5:06:06 AM
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I just use a catheter. Leave it in all day with a bag taped to your ankle

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FF_Redux
05/27/23 5:07:38 AM
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I usually stand, its possible to make a bigger mess sitting down if not attentive, accidentally either not pushing it down or pushing it down at it goes in a wrong angle and pee runs in betweer the toilet seat and toilet and then you have a pool of piss at your feet.

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Sega_System
05/27/23 5:08:43 AM
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I sit on the urinal, but I usually stand over the sink when I take a dump.

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VFalcone
05/27/23 5:19:40 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
I usually stand, its possible to make a bigger mess sitting down if not attentive, accidentally either not pushing it down or pushing it down at it goes in a wrong angle and pee runs in betweer the toilet seat and toilet and then you have a pool of piss at your feet.
How on earth do you have this problem lmao
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Skankhair
05/27/23 5:21:40 AM
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I lay down when I pee.
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TentacleDemon
05/27/23 5:24:44 AM
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Sometimes I sit. Sometimes I stand. Early morning pees take longer so I sit. If I'm tired or really high I'll sit for those too.


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AsucaHayashi
05/27/23 5:28:15 AM
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Its true you empty yourself easier when sitting down. Just wait till you guys hit a certain age

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CobraGT
05/27/23 5:30:52 AM
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Study?

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HANGtheDJ_86
05/27/23 5:33:50 AM
#50:


VFalcone posted...
How on earth do you have this problem lmao
It's either gotta be a mammoth dick thing or they have completely different toilets in Sweden

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