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Shadowplay
05/26/23 9:01:44 PM
#1:


Let's get the obvious ones out of the way first:

"An F in English? Bobby, you speak English!"

"So... are you Chinese or Japanese?"

"That boy ain't right."

"Hank, are you gay?"
"What? No, I sell propane!"

Now...

"Butane is a bastard gas."

"Bobby, Al Yankovic blew his brains out in the late '80s after people stopped buying his records. He's not worth getting into trouble over."

"Why are you watching a foreign film? If it were any good they would have made an American version."

"It's rated TV-14, and the last time I checked you were only 13."

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DrizztLink
05/26/23 9:02:12 PM
#2:


bwah

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a-c-a-b
05/26/23 9:03:52 PM
#3:


https://youtu.be/Rp89gRHj9rQ

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Shadowplay
05/26/23 9:04:51 PM
#4:


a-c-a-b posted...
https://youtu.be/Rp89gRHj9rQ
Good one!

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yunalenne10
05/26/23 9:05:55 PM
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BlazinBlue88
05/26/23 9:07:36 PM
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"Can't you tell you're not making Christianity any better, you're just making Rock and Roll worse."

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VampireCoyote
05/26/23 9:08:54 PM
#7:


Lets go tell Bobby hes fat.

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YellowSUV
05/26/23 9:21:35 PM
#8:


No offense, but he's from Oklahoma.

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CRON
05/26/23 9:22:18 PM
#9:


"No one makes cheese like the Americans; I tell you what."

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ForsakenHermit
05/26/23 9:28:13 PM
#10:


"Timeout, Sitting Jackass!"

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a-c-a-b
05/26/23 9:29:55 PM
#11:


"Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?"

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averagejoel
05/26/23 9:31:36 PM
#12:


well peggy my dick's lookin' real big and hard there, i tell you hwat

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Turbam
05/26/23 9:33:25 PM
#13:


Dale do you have somewhere you need to be? Because that's the direction that I'm gonna kick your ass.

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Garabandal
05/26/23 9:35:46 PM
#14:


What? No! I sell propane!

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Nox_Aeris
05/26/23 9:51:28 PM
#15:


https://youtu.be/QwucZK1BCj4

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Bass
05/26/23 9:53:19 PM
#16:


I'm gonna kick your ass!

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Jagr_68
05/26/23 9:55:38 PM
#17:


Oh my god it's all toilet sounds!

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CaptainStrong
05/26/23 10:14:05 PM
#18:


Start puffin', boy. We gotta get through 200 of these.
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wafflekings
05/26/23 10:19:04 PM
#19:


"damn it, dale!"
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bioshockjack
05/26/23 11:47:03 PM
#20:


That's a clean burning Hell, I'll tell you h'what

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Blue_Target
05/26/23 11:49:22 PM
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Hank: Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this

Hank: But I would be a bad parent if I didn't

Hank: Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking

Bobby: Why do you have to hate what you don't understand?

Hank: I don't hate you, Bobby

Bobby: I meant Soccer

Hank: Oh

Hank: Oh, yeah, I hate soccer, yes

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_____Cait
05/26/23 11:51:13 PM
#22:


Boggle

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Shotgunnova
05/26/23 11:52:43 PM
#23:


Loser! You're a loser! Are you feeling sorry for yourself, you big baby? Baby want a bottle? A big DIRT bottle!?

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wanderingshade
05/26/23 11:56:11 PM
#24:


Oh God, I'm too high to drive!

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Bishop_Hastur
05/27/23 12:13:41 AM
#25:


We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.

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Kradek
05/27/23 12:37:32 AM
#26:


"6 a.m. and already that boy ain't right"

And because I recently traveled, when I was in the Dallas airport I kept thinking "fine, fine, change planes in Dallas and you're a Texan"

Oh and of course, "why am I wearing the hat?", which is part of the above mentioned episode.

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WilliamPorygon
05/27/23 12:54:06 AM
#27:


"And now, I'm going to vomit."

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eggcorn
05/27/23 12:54:57 AM
#28:


turned down for hwat

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__aCEr__
05/27/23 12:58:57 AM
#29:


That is my personal quarter. I brought it from home.

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Heartomaton
05/27/23 1:00:27 AM
#30:


Personal favorite Hank quote:
https://youtu.be/eKBGHhc1E5o

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kuwab0
05/27/23 1:09:45 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhpLaIbun2Q

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pedro45
05/27/23 1:39:08 AM
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"Bills, bills, bills. Why do we have so much of Bill's mail?"

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GranQroppoop
05/27/23 2:04:02 AM
#34:


Kradek posted...
"why am I wearing the hat?"

This one for sure.

"I live in a shack, I poop in an outhouse, I eat what I kill. Let the grid go down, Lord. I don't need it."
"Uh, there isn't a Mrs. Chappy, is there, Chappy?"

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Baha05
05/27/23 2:06:50 AM
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https://youtu.be/iNOO70Gb55E

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Crazyman93
05/27/23 2:10:02 AM
#36:


"Bobby, don't be ridiculous, tomatoes don't have flavor!"

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Jagr_68
05/27/23 8:32:25 AM
#37:


Baha05 posted...
https://youtu.be/iNOO70Gb55E

legit lol'd

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Doom_Art
05/27/23 8:37:34 AM
#38:


"Bobby, vegetarians can't be trusted. Just last week, we caught one of 'em siphoning gas out of a company truck..."

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Southernfatman
05/27/23 8:41:06 AM
#39:


My favorites are when he accidentally smoked weed:

"This isn't one of them clove cigarettes is it?"
"Nah man, that's the chronic from Mexico"
"Damn NAFTA. It's clearly an inferior tobacco."

"My eyes are turning bloodshot. I'm going on a trip! I look like I'm doped outta my gourd!"

"Oh god, I'm talking to myself. It's a side effect of the marijuana poisoning."

And from the same two parter episode:
"No one rejects Debbie Grund!"
"Well I just did."

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Doom_Art
05/27/23 8:43:53 AM
#40:


Southernfatman posted...
And from the same two parter episode:
"No one rejects Debbie Grund!"
"Well I just did."
"So we're going to do it?"
"Ugh... yes we're going to do it... baby."

*hangs up*
"Oh lord I just had phone sex."

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Southernfatman
05/27/23 8:46:57 AM
#41:


Doom_Art posted...
"So we're going to do it?"
"Ugh... yes we're going to do it... baby."

*hangs up*
"Oh lord I just had phone sex."

Put that old lady back on maybe she can talk some since into you.

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VampireCoyote
05/27/23 8:50:45 AM
#42:


Hey Fatty, you are FAT!

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DarthDemented
05/27/23 9:00:12 AM
#43:


Not Hank but Cotton

My thingies so wide, I could pass the baby myself!

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a-c-a-b
05/27/23 9:05:12 AM
#44:


"The boy thinks insurance is some magic fairy that waves her wand and makes teenage jackassery disappear"

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WilliamPorygon
05/27/23 9:45:01 AM
#45:


a-c-a-b posted...
"The boy thinks insurance is some magic fairy that waves her wand and makes teenage jackassery disappear"

Of all the stupid things the characters in KotH said and did over the course of the series, Hank honestly believing that the insurance company would've happily paid his claim without forcing him to take them to court and accrue court costs far in excess of the cost of repairing his garage door if only he hadn't forgotten to mail the check might be the stupidest of all.

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RyoRaofin
05/27/23 10:20:15 AM
#46:


Oh, God, I just stabbed a parking attendant! Where's the button to turn myself in?

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pedro45
05/27/23 11:23:49 AM
#47:


WilliamPorygon posted...
Of all the stupid things the characters in KotH said and did over the course of the series, Hank honestly believing that the insurance company would've happily paid his claim without forcing him to take them to court and accrue court costs far in excess of the cost of repairing his garage door if only he hadn't forgotten to mail the check might be the stupidest of all.

Hank is not dumb. He raised Bobby.

Also, why? They would have paid the claim. He's a great customer besides that slip-up.

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WilliamPorygon
05/27/23 11:37:27 AM
#48:


pedro45 posted...
Also, why? They would have paid the claim. He's a great customer besides that slip-up.
Because they're an insurance company, they never pay claims until they're forced to by the courts. There's generally no punishment for bad-faith denials, so why not make your customers jump through hoops and potentially give up when the worst that can happen is the court forces you to pay them exactly what you were supposed to pay them in the first place.

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Shadowplay
05/27/23 10:32:49 PM
#49:


"I heard you. The whole neighborhood can hear you cussin'."

"He's always watching the Game Show Network. I don't know why it bothers me, it just does."

"The only pizza you'll be having is chicken and broccoli pizza without the crust and the pizza sauce! But plenty of cheese, because that's the way your mother makes it!"

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IronChef_Kirby
05/27/23 10:40:57 PM
#50:


Heartomaton posted...
Personal favorite Hank quote:
https://youtu.be/eKBGHhc1E5o
Came in to post this one

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Blue_Target
05/27/23 11:42:12 PM
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https://youtu.be/_U0Y97K4qWk

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