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WesternMedia
05/23/23 8:55:48 AM
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-performed-sex-act-over-29812337
A man was caught pleasuring himself while kneeling over a helpless seagull in a bizarre sex act.
David Lee, 40, was caught on camera performing a sex act while watching pornography on his mobile phone.
He admitted causing unnecessary suffering to the bird at 1am last August in an alleyway in Sunderland, Tyne and Wear.
The case was heard at South Tyneside Magistrates' Court where gulls on the roof could be heard calling out as the bench heard evidence.
Prosecutor Lesley Burgess told the court Lee chased one bird before picking up a smaller gull and was caught on CCTV looking at his phone while holding it.
He then pulled up his pants and gave the bird a "little kick", the court heard.

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Priere
05/23/23 8:56:55 AM
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ANort175
05/23/23 8:58:45 AM
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If an afterlife exists, that guy who got killed while helping ducks cross the road must be thinking "Wow this is some serious bullshit" right about now.

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Irony
05/23/23 8:58:50 AM
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Ivynn
05/23/23 9:00:05 AM
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9 in the morning and already that's enough internet for today.

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Fluttershy
05/23/23 9:01:16 AM
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he was chokin his chicken and now his goose is cooked

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05/23/23 9:11:31 AM
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NeonTentacles
05/23/23 9:12:16 AM
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05/23/23 9:13:15 AM
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Fluttershy
05/23/23 9:34:37 AM
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that's a technical fowl

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05/23/23 9:36:24 AM
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Ricemills
05/23/23 9:36:39 AM
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WesternMedia posted...
Lee chased one bird before picking up a smaller gull and was caught on CCTV looking at his phone while holding it.
He then pulled up his pants and gave the bird a "little kick", the court heard.

That's it. No more internet for today.

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TrulyEpicLawls
05/23/23 9:44:40 AM
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WesternMedia
05/25/23 2:59:18 AM
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Lots of new reaction pics

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Heartomaton
05/25/23 3:03:40 AM
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05/25/23 3:17:13 AM
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05/25/23 3:20:12 AM
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05/25/23 3:29:15 AM
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kingdrake2
05/25/23 3:31:04 AM
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whomever this sick fucker is deserves to be castrated and put in jail for a long time.

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05/25/23 3:33:10 AM
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Kaiganeer
05/25/23 3:33:41 AM
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WesternMedia posted...
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m8 tryna shag a seagull innit
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Kloe_Rinz
05/25/23 3:35:21 AM
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Why is he the way that he is
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Sillyface_Mcdum
05/25/23 3:39:30 AM
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05/25/23 3:50:52 AM
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05/25/23 3:53:01 AM
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05/25/23 4:19:43 AM
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Lokison
05/25/23 4:24:56 AM
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Nirvanas_Nox
05/25/23 4:55:24 AM
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Lol if he did that in utah he would definitely be in prison.

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MedeaLysistrata
05/25/23 5:04:35 AM
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dude got over taken by force that he could not understand

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05/25/23 5:17:20 AM
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05/25/23 5:26:03 AM
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Kloe_Rinz
05/25/23 7:14:31 AM
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Hayame_Zero
05/25/23 7:44:43 AM
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TrulyEpicLawls
05/25/23 8:23:40 AM
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05/25/23 4:28:21 PM
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A_Good_Boy
05/25/23 4:35:48 PM
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Pretty impressive that he was able to chase and capture a seagull. I don't have much to say about the rest of the encounter though.

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ROBANN_88
05/25/23 4:36:48 PM
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What a terrible day to be literate

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kingdrake2
05/25/23 4:37:09 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Pretty impressive that he was able to chase and capture a seagull


it takes technique to nab a seagull.

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Requiem
05/25/23 4:39:56 PM
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Wait.
So he was doing it while watching porn, and he just wanted to have the bird watch him?

I cant be the only guy confused here.

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UnfairRepresent
05/25/23 4:41:57 PM
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burns112233
05/25/23 4:42:04 PM
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I threw up a little.
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MabusIncarnate
05/25/23 4:43:05 PM
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Damn_Underscore
05/25/23 4:45:31 PM
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Um... that's not what we mean by CEgal

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Vyrulisse
05/25/23 4:48:41 PM
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05/25/23 4:50:42 PM
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deoxxys
05/25/23 11:56:36 PM
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Requiem posted...
Wait.
So he was doing it while watching porn, and he just wanted to have the bird watch him?

I cant be the only guy confused here.
I'm also confused because of how vague the description is

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