Current Events > I Think My Dog's A Democrat

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Well, I think my dog's a democrat
And it breaks my heart
To have to say
An ugly thing like that
But there's a big old pile of evidence
That all points toward the facts
My dog might be a democrat

I pay for all his health care
And I buy everything he eats
I provide him with a place to live
Just to keep him off the streets
But he just acts like he's entitled
Even tried to unionize the cat
Yeah, I think my dog's a democrat

He chewed up the Constitution
That I keep on display
And every time Benghazi's on TV
He looks the other way
("What difference, at this point, does it make")
I know he's a liberal
Even if he won't admit it
He pooped on my living room rug
And tried to tell me George Bush did it

He ain't got no papers
And what really gets my goat
Is if he could find a ride to town
Well, I know they'd let him vote
Sure we've had some good times
He's been fun to have around
But if he ever barks
About my right to bear arms
I'm gonna have to have him put down

His behavior has been hinting
His mom might be Mrs. Clinton
("Oof-oof-oof-off, oof-oof-oof-oof")
Yeah, I thing my dog's a
Spread-the-wealth
Government-health
Flea-bitten democrat
Dangit

The closure of 261 and its consequences have been a disaster for CE

Allen should've just full scale nuked that board and the accounts with it.

That's not a 261 user.

This would get marked for trolling and largely ignored on 261. Whether or not mods did anything is up to them.

bfslick50 posted...

This would get marked for trolling and largely ignored on 261. Whether or not mods did anything is up to them.

Why should this be marked for trolling?

The song is vehicle for the expression of conservative views that's far less crazy than how they often make such expressions.

...even with the talking dog, it's still less crazy.

It would be largely ignored and/or picked apart to be made fun of.

The thing that made me laugh about this is that this is a republican's idea of humor. They've got stuff like this and their frayed helicopter joke that they'll always be so proud of no matter how many times they say it.

TheHoldSteady posted...

I pay for all his health care
And I buy everything he eats
I provide him with a place to live
Just to keep him off the streets
But he just acts like he's entitled

He chewed up the Constitution

Sounds like Trump tbh. But if it had been him, republicans wouldn't be complaining... they'd rather give his grifting ass their last dollar than put food in the mouths of their own children.

TheHoldSteady posted...

Government-health

https://i.imgur.com/Pcv2YET.gif

> "Even tried to unionize the cat"

I'm going to guess the cat is white, because I'm sure the guy pays for the cat's food and healthcare too and there's not a complaint about it.

mercurydude posted...

The thing that made me laugh about this is that this is a republican's idea of humor. They've got stuff like this and their frayed helicopter joke that they'll always be so proud of no matter how many times they say it.

Sounds like Trump tbh. But if it had been him, republicans wouldn't be complaining... they'd rather give his grifting ass their last dollar than put food in the mouths of their own children.

https://i.imgur.com/Pcv2YET.gif

It's one of the better attempts at conservative humor that I've seen. Still doesn't quite overcome the effect that all attempts of conservative humor is mean-spirited and misguided by its very nature. But at least its somewhat clever.

Aren't dogs considered good honourable creatures?

cheat4ever posted...

Why should this be marked for trolling?

The song is vehicle for the expression of conservative views that's far less crazy than how they often make such expressions.

...even with the talking dog, it's still less crazy.

It would be largely ignored and/or picked apart to be made fun of.

Maybe that was the problem with the board, took itself too seriously. A metaphorical song full of negative stereotypes about the other side is more humorous than an angry expletive filled rant but conveys the same message.