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MICHALECOLE
05/17/23 2:44:31 AM
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It wasnt my table, but she had four shots throughout her hour of being there, got wasted, passed out, and their server came up to me and was like what do I do?

and I was like idk wake her up and tell her to pay. and shes like well Im all done except her can I transfer her to you and Im like hahahahah no. And she transfers her to me anyway

and theres another table watching and theyre like you need to call 911 shes on drugs. And Im like nah shes just a drunk bitch shell be fine. And theyre like no call 911. Her server is like yeah we should call 911, and Im like I legit couldnt care less, call 911 if you want, tell her shes passed out, breathing, and possibly on drugs. So she does.

10 minutes later she wakes up and starts stumbling out. Im like uh pay your bill first please. So she starts fumbling with her purse and tries to get money out for like seven minutes, and the paramedics show up. But not the paramedics, the fuckin fireman who want no part of this drunk chick. She sees them walk in and shes like oh fuck no, throws down 100$ on her 40$ bill and leaves the store. The fire people are like whatever we legit didnt give a fuck anyway, and they leave.

so I got a 60$ tip, and she left. Wonder where shes at now..
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Waddlez
05/17/23 5:52:45 AM
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What place is this

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Cuticrusader09
05/17/23 6:39:19 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
It wasnt my table, but she had four shots throughout her hour of being there, got wasted, passed out, and their server came up to me and was like what do I do?


What place is this? The restaurant is responsible for over serving her. 4 shots in an hour? Didnt anyone stop to think thats a bad idea? Lawsuit waiting to happen.
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Lordgold666
05/17/23 7:22:23 AM
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Waffle house is crazy lol

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MICHALECOLE
05/17/23 10:17:15 AM
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Cuticrusader09 posted...
What place is this? The restaurant is responsible for over serving her. 4 shots in an hour? Didnt anyone stop to think thats a bad idea? Lawsuit waiting to happen.
Two doubles, once when arriving and once when dinner comes is not that much. The restaurant is also not responsible for over serving.. in California, which is where I live.

Waddlez posted...
What place is this

Lordgold666 posted...
Waffle house is crazy lol
Its a steakhouse. We rarely have issues, but then every once and awhile..
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TaylorHeinicke
05/17/23 10:22:29 AM
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$40 bill with two doubles? At a California steakhouse? There must've been like ten dollars for food, what was her meal, a side salad?

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MICHALECOLE
05/17/23 10:29:03 AM
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TaylorHeinicke posted...
$40 bill with two doubles? At a California steakhouse? There must've been like ten dollars for food, what was her meal, a side salad?
she had a six ounce sirloin, a baked potato, a side salad, and two doubles on happy hour. And a coke.
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DrizztLink
05/17/23 10:31:18 AM
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TaylorHeinicke posted...
There must've been like ten dollars for food, what was her meal, a side salad?
The doubles were the meal.

It's called a "Hemingway's Alarm Clock."

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FelineCyborg
05/17/23 10:32:19 AM
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sometimes people have days. she left you a big tip and you come to CE to shame her. this is why we cant have nice things

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assboobsgames
05/17/23 10:34:45 AM
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You sound like a horrible person, tbh. Congrats on taking advantage of a drunk person, I guess.

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MICHALECOLE
05/17/23 10:56:34 AM
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FelineCyborg posted...
sometimes people have days. she left you a big tip and you come to CE to shame her. this is why we cant have nice things
She left a big tip because she ran away from the paramedics. She passed out in a restaurant, I dont think most people have days like that

assboobsgames posted...
You sound like a horrible person, tbh. Congrats on taking advantage of a drunk person, I guess.
Im a horrible person for.. what? She got drunk and passed out, got 911 called on her, and then ran away as soon as the paramedics came.
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HeyyItsProphet
05/17/23 10:59:47 AM
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She did drive away?

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MICHALECOLE
05/17/23 11:04:33 AM
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HeyyItsProphet posted...
She did drive away?
Im not sure, I didnt see where she went after she left the restaurant
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FelineCyborg
05/17/23 11:06:08 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
She left a big tip because she ran away from the paramedics. She passed out in a restaurant, I dont think most people have days like that

maybe she took new medication she didnt realize would fuck with her. maybe she had a drink spiked at the establishment or even prior. maybe a family member just died or maybe shes just plain exhausted with life. it happens dude. we all have those days

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MICHALECOLE
05/17/23 11:11:21 AM
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FelineCyborg posted...
maybe she took new medication she didnt realize would fuck with her. maybe she had a drink spiked at the establishment or even prior. maybe a family member just died or maybe shes just plain exhausted with life. it happens dude. we all have those days
Well wherever she is I hope she knows she has you sticking up for her
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assboobsgames
05/17/23 11:14:32 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Im a horrible person for.. what? She got drunk and passed out, got 911 called on her, and then ran away as soon as the paramedics came.
Aren't there laws about serving a person who is drunk?

The horrible person part would be repeatedly saying "I don't care" and then stealing from them.

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MICHALECOLE
05/17/23 11:21:57 AM
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assboobsgames posted...
Aren't there laws about serving a person who is drunk?

The horrible person part would be repeatedly saying "I don't care" and then stealing from them.
I wasnt serving her, and she had two doubles, one when she got there and one with dinner. Hardly overserving.

I could tell she was wasted, I didnt think 911 needed to be called. I think the horrible thing would have been letting somebody whos just drunk to get in an ambulance and have to pay that bill.

and I didnt steal from her, I was getting her change when she left. She also left her shoes and I told the busser to run them out to, so youre welcome.
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assboobsgames
05/17/23 11:31:10 AM
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Of course you didn't steal from her. You were just fortunate to receive a $60 tip from a drunk person who you couldn't be bothered to help and that you clearly didn't give a fuck about.

Great story. Thanks for sharing.

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Ushiromiya
05/17/23 11:33:15 AM
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Enjoyable read.

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MICHALECOLE
05/17/23 11:34:57 AM
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assboobsgames posted...
Of course you didn't steal from her. You were just fortunate to receive a $60 tip from a drunk person who you couldn't be bothered to help and that you clearly didn't give a fuck about.

Great story. Thanks for sharing.
You would have paid her bill for her, carried her out, driven her home, and then married her I bet. Not like her mean old bartender
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assboobsgames
05/17/23 11:45:10 AM
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Yes, I would have married her. There's absolutely nothing in the middle of "treating someone like shit and ripping them off" and "marrying them".

Your bar doesn't call a cab for people who need a ride home? You just let drunks out into the wild?

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Nemu
05/17/23 11:48:17 AM
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Are they supposed to restrain drunk dumbasses or something? Best they could do is call the cops if they were worried about her safety, but presumably they were already there with the paramedics.
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MICHALECOLE
05/17/23 11:51:08 AM
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assboobsgames posted...
Yes, I would have married her. There's absolutely nothing in the middle of "treating someone like shit and ripping them off" and "marrying them".

Your bar doesn't call a cab for people who need a ride home? You just let drunks out into the wild?
No, nobody calls anybody a cab unless they specifically ask can you call us a cab

have you never been to a bar?

the firemen were literally outside with their lights on.
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FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER
05/17/23 11:51:22 AM
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Swear people are so quick to treat drunk people like medical emergencies and call 911 so quick.

They dont care about the ambulance bill or ER bill when the drunk person has probably done this before and just needs to sleep it off

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MICHALECOLE
05/17/23 11:52:53 AM
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FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER posted...
Swear people are so quick to treat drunk people like medical emergencies and call 911 so quick.

They dont care about the ambulance bill or ER bill when the drunk person has probably done this before and just needs to sleep it off
Seriously. This is America. If she had gotten into that fire truck, that bill could have ruined her life.
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MICHALECOLE
05/17/23 11:53:58 AM
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Hes defending his future wife, I get it
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IfGodCouldDie
05/17/23 11:55:52 AM
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Cuticrusader09 posted...
What place is this? The restaurant is responsible for over serving her. 4 shots in an hour? Didnt anyone stop to think thats a bad idea? Lawsuit waiting to happen.
4 shots in an hour is fucking pregaming before a night out.

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assboobsgames
05/17/23 11:57:12 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
have you never been to a bar?
Yeah, it's law in some places. Bars have a responsibility for ensuring drunk assholes don't get in their car and go kill people. Surprised you've never heard of it but I don't know where you live. Sounds like a terrible place.

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AlabamaLove
05/17/23 11:57:37 AM
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Cuticrusader09 posted...
The restaurant is responsible for over serving her. 4 shots in an hour? Didnt anyone stop to think thats a bad idea? Lawsuit waiting to happen.

Dram Shop Laws are the stupidest thing tbh

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MICHALECOLE
05/17/23 11:58:04 AM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
4 shots in an hour is fucking pregaming before a night out.
Wait till they find out you can go to a store and buy an entire bottle of alcohol that contains like 30 shots and the store just sells it to you
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FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER
05/17/23 11:58:27 AM
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Also was she hot?

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MICHALECOLE
05/17/23 11:59:57 AM
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assboobsgames posted...
Yeah, it's law in some places. Bars have a responsibility for ensuring drunk assholes don't get in their car and go kill people. Surprised you've never heard of it but I don't know where you live. Sounds like a terrible place.
In California the restaurant is not responsible for the customer, the customer is responsible for themselves. Some states have dram shop laws, but theyre dumb as fuck.
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GeraldDarko
05/17/23 12:00:18 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
I wasnt serving her, and she had two doubles, one when she got there and one with dinner. Hardly overserving.

I could tell she was wasted, I didnt think 911 needed to be called. I think the horrible thing would have been letting somebody whos just drunk to get in an ambulance and have to pay that bill.

and I didnt steal from her, I was getting her change when she left. She also left her shoes and I told the busser to run them out to, so youre welcome.
Or stop her from likely drinking and driving...

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MICHALECOLE
05/17/23 12:00:26 PM
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FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER posted...
Also was she hot?
She looked like one of those jersey shore girls
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WrestlinFan
05/17/23 12:00:44 PM
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FelineCyborg posted...
maybe she took new medication she didnt realize would fuck with her. maybe she had a drink spiked at the establishment or even prior. maybe a family member just died or maybe shes just plain exhausted with life. it happens dude. we all have those days
Users like this shitting all over threads with their dumbass-ery is why I never share anything with CE anymore, it never fails.

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assboobsgames
05/17/23 12:02:18 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
In California the restaurant is not responsible for the customer, the customer is responsible for themselves. Some states have dram shop laws, but theyre dumb as fuck.

We learned a lot about you today. Nice talking to you. Don't ever want to do that again.

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MICHALECOLE
05/17/23 12:04:24 PM
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assboobsgames posted...
We learned a lot about you today. Nice talking to you. Don't ever want to do that again.
I drank too much and drove drunk, but its not my fault! The restaurant kept giving me
drinks when I would ask for them! Why didnt that business stop taking my money and decide what was best for me?
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assboobsgames
05/17/23 12:05:49 PM
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Wow, that is some extremely irresponsible capitalism. Gross.

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MICHALECOLE
05/17/23 12:06:26 PM
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assboobsgames posted...
Wow, that is some extremely irresponsible capitalism. Gross.
Should I also cut fat people off from food if they order too much
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assboobsgames
05/17/23 12:08:33 PM
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You're really trying to prove post #10 true, aren't you?


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MICHALECOLE
05/17/23 12:10:08 PM
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Thats ridiculous
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TaylorHeinicke
05/17/23 12:10:16 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
she had a six ounce sirloin, a baked potato, a side salad, and two doubles on happy hour. And a coke.
Do you have anything dry-aged?

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MICHALECOLE
05/17/23 12:12:48 PM
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TaylorHeinicke posted...
Do you have anything dry-aged?
No they dont do that at this place. The place I managed before this dry aged all the steaks, but that restaurant was a little higher end.
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TaylorHeinicke
05/17/23 12:36:30 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
No they dont do that at this place. The place I managed before this dry aged all the steaks, but that restaurant was a little higher end.
dang. i love dry aged but yeah it is higher maintenance.

what's the special tonight?

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Thud
05/17/23 12:55:02 PM
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FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER posted...
Swear people are so quick to treat drunk people like medical emergencies and call 911 so quick.

They dont care about the ambulance bill or ER bill when the drunk person has probably done this before and just needs to sleep it off

Most normal people don't drink to the point they pass out, especially in public.

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MICHALECOLE
05/17/23 1:31:23 PM
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TaylorHeinicke posted...
dang. i love dry aged but yeah it is higher maintenance.

what's the special tonight?
No special. And luckily Im off for the next five days for the day if my birth. Headed to Reno in a couple hours
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