Current Events > So today this chick ate and got so drunk that she passed out in the booth

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With employees like tc, date rape drugs are obsolete.

fhqwhgads posted...

With employees like tc, date rape drugs are obsolete.

She clearly wasnt drugged

but I guess keep making up stories

MICHALECOLE posted...

She clearly wasnt drugged

but I guess keep making up stories

so i guess youre a certified medical expert now.

lol jk fam im just shit posting.

tbh i feel kind of bad for the woman though. she seems like a hot mess and hope she gets back on track

What kind of reaction were you expecting when telling this story?

assboobsgames posted...

What kind of reaction were you expecting when telling this story?

I expected her future husband to show up, but I also expected the people who would be amused by the story

my expectations were met!

Im not on seeing why youre still posting in this topic. Youve gotten your point across that I should have.. Im still not sure actually, but you can go somewhere else now if youd like

When I was working at Denny's the summer before I went to college I had a dude actually die in my section. Silently OD'd at the table. Freaky as hell.

Sandalorn posted...

When I was working at Denny's the summer before I went to college I had a dude actually die in my section. Silently OD'd at the table. Freaky as hell.

id quit fuck that. my friend worked at a hotel and heard a loud thud one day. it was a dude jumping from his 8th story room. he died.

MICHALECOLE posted...

No special. And luckily Im off for the next five days for the day if my birth. Headed to Reno in a couple hours

oh shit congrats blud. where ya staying?

The grand sierra! Gonna win all of the money

MICHALECOLE posted...

The grand sierra! Gonna win all of the money

you mostly play poker right?

Poker, blackjack, roulette, I bet on sports, craps if Im with friends

but yeah poker is my main love

assboobsgames posted...

Of course you didn't steal from her. You were just fortunate to receive a $60 tip from a drunk person who you couldn't be bothered to help and that you clearly didn't give a fuck about.

Great story. Thanks for sharing.

shut the fuck up and get off your high horse. I've overpaid and/or overtipped when I was drunk and regretted it. I had no one but myself to blame.

FigureOfSpeech posted...

shut the fuck up and get off your high horse. I've overpaid and/or overtipped when I was drunk and regretted it. I had no one but myself to blame.

Yeah, looking out for people and not ripping them off is sitting on a high horse.

What's the highest tip you left when you were drunk?

assboobsgames posted...

Yeah, looking out for people and not ripping them off is sitting on a high horse.

What's the highest tip you left when you were drunk?

you didn't read the story or his follow up posts. He did everything he could to avoid even dealing with her in the first place and she was not at all his responsibility and she peaced out without waiting for her change. He ended up with the tip because no one else wanted to deal with her either.

That's a dumb fucking question because it could have been as long ago as 20 years or so, so I have no idea. How would I even remember? I just know it wasn't all that uncommon. I've had cash fall out of my pocket too. Sounds like a me problem, doesn't it? Well that's exactly the point. You're missing it and you're doing that on purpose because you're trolling. You give less of a fuck about that woman than everyone in the story.

FigureOfSpeech posted...

you didn't read the story or his follow up posts. He did everything he could to avoid even dealing with her in the first place and she was not at all his responsibility and she peaced out without waiting for her change. He ended up with the tip because no one else wanted to deal with her either.

That's a dumb fucking question because it could have been as long ago as 20 years or so, so I have no idea. How would I even remember? I just know it wasn't all that uncommon. I've had cash fall out of my pocket too. Sounds like a me problem, doesn't it? Well that's exactly the point. You're missing it and you're doing that on purpose because you're trolling. You give less of a fuck about that woman than everyone in the story.

My man

MICHALECOLE posted...

My man

He's bad at bluffing, what can I say?

I did read the posts. I don't think reiterating that "I didn't want to deal with this person and tried to ignore them" is the vindication you think it is.

$20 ain't too bad. Better than $60. It's a shame you and this girl didn't have someone looking out for you at the time. Doesn't justify being taken advantage of tho.

Tip should have gone to the original server anyway.

I don't think you know what bluffing means either. Or what trolling is. Pointing out bad behaviour isn't trolling. It's just pointing out bad behaviour. You view it as trolling because you disagree.

Assboobs sure is determined

the tip should have gone to the original server shes the one who overserved her in the first place. And she literally left. And I told her I didnt want her to transfer the table, and she did anyway. And she left in such a hurry she forgot to give me her bar tip, so she owes me money on top of everything.

It's also absurd to believe that anyone working in a Restaurant or Bar should be a social worker or Therapist for every drunk that comes in.

If the persistent and aggressive posting hasn't given it away, assboobs is thomasina

assboobsgames posted...

What kind of reaction were you expecting when telling this story?

I can promise you that TC got exactly what he was hoping for with this topic.

Sandalorn posted...

It's also absurd to believe that anyone working in a Restaurant or Bar should be a social worker or Therapist for every drunk that comes in.

Im actually a pretty good bartender therapist

if she had sat at the bar she probably wouldnt have ended up the way she did

Null_Gain posted...

aggressive

MICHALECOLE posted...

Assboobs sure is determined

I'm just chatting, boys. Chill. There's no aggression here. Just having a chat about the story that was told. Disagreeing isn't always aggressive, mean or whatever you think is going on here.

The most surprising part of the story is that in California you can feed people alcohol until they can't walk as long as they ask for it. That's pretty messed up. I thought it was standard for bars to be accountable for their patrons to some degree. Learn something new every day, I guess.

MICHALECOLE posted...

Poker, blackjack, roulette, I bet on sports, craps if Im with friends

but yeah poker is my main love

lfg craps is so fun but i basically refuse to step up to a table with more than like three people already there. shit's so intimidating even though i totally get it now

assboobsgames posted...

I'm just chatting, boys. Chill. There's no aggression here. Just having a chat about the story that was told. Disagreeing isn't always aggressive, mean or whatever you think is going on here.

The most surprising part of the story is that in California you can feed people alcohol until they can't walk as long as they ask for it. That's pretty messed up. I thought it was standard for bars to be accountable for their patrons to some degree. Learn something new every day, I guess.

Yeah guys hes just playing devils avocado

TaylorHeinicke posted...

lfg craps is so fun but i basically refuse to step up to a table with more than like three people already there. shit's so intimidating even though i totally get it now

Yeeep. Thats why I only play it with friends. Shits scary.

and I only play it in Nevada because in Reno they do that weird card thing because they dont trust people throwing dice. I actually am not sure how they do it here

assboobsgames posted...

I did read the posts. I don't think reiterating that "I didn't want to deal with this person and tried to ignore them" is the vindication you think it is.

$20 ain't too bad. Better than $60. It's a shame you and this girl didn't have someone looking out for you at the time. Doesn't justify being taken advantage of tho.

Tip should have gone to the original server anyway.

I don't think you know what bluffing means either. Or what trolling is. Pointing out bad behaviour isn't trolling. It's just pointing out bad behaviour. You view it as trolling because you disagree.

So everyone insisting on 911 being called weren't looking out for her? The responders weren't looking out for her? She fucked off real fast so to me it seems like being looked out for was the last thing she wanted \_()_/. And you ignored the reiteration that she didn't wait for her change. People who want their change wait for their change.

And my overtipping was because I was in such a good from being wasted that I was more generous than I should've been and I regreted it once I was sober. I would have ignored anyone saying "that's too generous of a tip. You don't want to do that." So no, none of that holds up.

I view it as trolling because it's consistent with your usual posting.

The bluff comment was an inside joke between me and TC because we both like poker and I wanted to make a poker reference. Offer me a better one for the context of this argument and I will concede that it would have been better than mine was.

Thud posted...

Most normal people don't drink to the point they pass out, especially in public.

I don't think you ever been to a club or bar before because yes that defenitly does happen on a regular basis. Thats why there are laws created for this kind of situation.

FigureOfSpeech posted...

So everyone insisting on 911 being called weren't looking out for her? The responders weren't looking out for her? She fucked off real fast so to me it seems like being looked out for was the last thing she wanted \_()_/. And you ignored the reiteration that she didn't wait for her change. People who want their change wait for their change.

And my overtipping was because I was in such a good from being wasted that I was more generous than I should've been and I regreted it once I was sober. I would have ignored anyone saying "that's too generous of a tip. You don't want to do that." So no, none of that holds up.

I view it as trolling because it's consistent with your usual posting.

The bluff comment was an inside joke between me and TC because we both like poker and I wanted to make a poker reference. Offer me a better one for the context of this argument and I will concede that it would have been better than mine was.

Remember when SBAllen had to change the rules on this site because everything was being marked for trolling? Heh, that was crazy.

MICHALECOLE posted...

and I only play it in Nevada because in Reno they do that weird card thing because they dont trust people throwing dice

what the fuck? they have craps without dice?

literally half the fun is shooting

TaylorHeinicke posted...

what the fuck? they have craps without dice?

literally half the fun is shooting

Yeah they got rid of dice throwing and human ball spinning in roulette because its been claimed that it can be manipulated

like somebody could throw the dice a certain way to always land on a certain number or something

its stupid and even if that person exists, theyd be one in a billion

GeraldDarko posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...

She also left her shoes and I told the busser to run them out to, so youre welcome

Wait. She left her shoes? Did she just walk out of there barefoot?

assboobsgames posted...

Remember when SBAllen had to change the rules on this site because everything was being marked for trolling?

actually no I don't

Thud posted...

Most normal people don't drink to the point they pass out, especially in public.

but its hardly so abnormal that it requires a 911 call unless the person is vomiting in their sleep

also 4 shots in an hour is really not that muchIve known girls that do 4 shots in 10 minutes and be fine. She was probably drinking before she even got there

Mibahlzitch posted...

Wait. She left her shoes? Did she just walk out of there barefoot?

Yeah so she took them off while she ate, they were stilettos with long strings attached, and then she dropped them while fumbling with her purse, and then when the fire people got there she just left them.

there was a fire lady who said anybody want some stilettos? Theyre not my size or Id keep them and I made the busser bring them out to her

MICHALECOLE posted...

I made the busser bring them out to her

It's awesome that you were looking out for her like that

Sandalorn posted...

It's also absurd to believe that anyone working in a Restaurant or Bar should be a social worker or Therapist for every drunk that comes in.

Trueee that

Null_Gain posted...

If the persistent and aggressive posting hasn't given it away, assboobs is thomasina

Thomas in a what? What is Thomas in?

My name is Thomas

MICHALECOLE posted...

My name is Thomas

Pleased to meet you, Thomas

deoxxys posted...

thomasina
Thomas in a what? What is Thomas in?

It's Thomasina. That's it.