Current Events > $1 billion, but you have to change your name to, and always go by the name

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K181 05/16/23 6:41:28 PM #1:	Are you willing to accept this burden for a billion dollars? Yes, but only if untaxed Yes, even if taxed, but it'd be tough to do so, obviously No, that's clearly not enough money No, for no amount of money would I do such a horrid thing Are you willing to accept this burden for a billion dollars? - Results (55 votes) Yes, but only if untaxed 29.09% (16 votes) 16 Yes, even if taxed, but it'd be tough to do so, obviously 60% (33 votes) 33 No, that's clearly not enough money 0% (0 votes) 0 No, for no amount of money would I do such a horrid thing 10.91% (6 votes) 6 Keith --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:973512853] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote> Are you willing to accept this burden for a billion dollars? Yes, but only if untaxed Yes, even if taxed, but it'd be tough to do so, obviously No, that's clearly not enough money No, for no amount of money would I do such a horrid thing Vote View Results Are you willing to accept this burden for a billion dollars? - Results (55 votes) Yes, but only if untaxed 29.09% (16 votes) 16 Yes, even if taxed, but it'd be tough to do so, obviously 60% (33 votes) 33 No, that's clearly not enough money 0% (0 votes) 0 No, for no amount of money would I do such a horrid thing 10.91% (6 votes) 6 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80445999', message: '0', key: '46ca1363' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Keith </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 05/16/23 6:42:15 PM #2:	Fuck yeah. With a billion dollars I could be the rad Keith, that everyone likes! --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:973512876] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>Fuck yeah. With a billion dollars I could be the rad Keith, that everyone likes!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BewmHedshot 05/16/23 6:42:59 PM #3:	I've never known a Keith who wasn't wholesome and well liked. What's the big deal? At least it's not Kyle. <cite>BewmHedshot posted [p:973512892] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>I've never known a Keith who wasn't wholesome and well liked. What's the big deal? At least it's not Kyle.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FelineCyborg 05/16/23 6:43:27 PM #4:	at least its not ian --- "well, yeah, and a lot of minorities go to see minstrel shows, too." - PyroSpoon <cite>FelineCyborg posted [p:973512899] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>at least its not ian</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starks 05/16/23 6:43:43 PM #5:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHAdR98D9Us --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) <cite>Starks posted [p:973512910] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHAdR98D9Us</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 05/16/23 6:43:45 PM #6:	Yeah, the Keith I knew was a good guy. Give me the money! --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:973512913] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, the Keith I knew was a good guy. Give me the money! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/16/23 6:44:05 PM #7:	At least it's not Liam --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:973512921] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>At least it's not Liam</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TentacleDemon 05/16/23 6:44:46 PM #8:	My name is Kenneth. Keith is close enough. I'll take the money. --- "Together there are more of US!!" <cite>TentacleDemon posted [p:973512939] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>My name is Kenneth. Keith is close enough. I'll take the money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 05/16/23 6:45:16 PM #9:	how much left after tax --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Gothic 2 NOTR, Last Half Of Darkness series He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:973512953] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>how much left after tax</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 05/16/23 6:45:57 PM #10:	Sure <cite>TMOG posted [p:973512964] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>Sure</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JoeDangIt 05/16/23 6:46:36 PM #11:	Would I get a last name? <cite>JoeDangIt posted [p:973512985] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>Would I get a last name?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Avirosb 05/16/23 6:46:44 PM #12:	Nah, too much effort. I'm not needy. --- "Fast X"??? Fast & Fur10us was right there, man <cite>Avirosb posted [p:973512989] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>Nah, too much effort. I'm not needy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 05/16/23 6:51:15 PM #13:	Ratchetrockon posted... how much left after tax Depends on where you live. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:973513108] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>Ratchetrockon posted... </cite><quote>how much left after tax</quote>Depends on where you live.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 05/16/23 6:51:45 PM #14:	JoeDangIt posted... Would I get a last name? Let's just say Keithson as an added punishment for the greedy. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:973513119] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>JoeDangIt posted... </cite><quote>Would I get a last name?</quote>Let's just say Keithson as an added punishment for the greedy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bandit_Keith 05/16/23 6:52:45 PM #15:	I guess I could drop the Bandit from my name. For a billion dollars. --- http://i.imgur.com/nq0Fn6a.jpg <cite>Bandit_Keith posted [p:973513146] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>I guess I could drop the Bandit from my name. For a billion dollars.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 05/16/23 6:54:28 PM #16:	Could I pronounce it keef, I got a rep --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:973513191] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>Could I pronounce it keef, I got a rep </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 05/16/23 6:56:10 PM #17:	Not a fan of that name at all, but I wouldn't pass up 1 billion --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:973513232] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>Not a fan of that name at all, but I wouldn't pass up 1 billion</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JoeDangIt 05/16/23 7:04:58 PM #18:	K181 posted... Let's just say Keithson as an added punishment for the greedy. Does that mean my dad's name is also changed to Keith? <cite>JoeDangIt posted [p:973513383] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>K181 posted... </cite><quote>Let's just say Keithson as an added punishment for the greedy.</quote>Does that mean my dad's name is also changed to Keith?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NatsuSama 05/16/23 7:13:46 PM #19:	Even if you hate the name, that's 1 billion reasons to get over it. --- WAAAH, I CAN'T BEAT THIS GUY WITH HIS TACTICS, I'M GONNA CALL IT SPAM AND CONDEMN HIM FOR USING IT <cite>NatsuSama posted [p:973513575] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>Even if you hate the name, that's 1 billion reasons to get over it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samsungsalt 05/16/23 7:29:17 PM #20:	I can change it back legally and just say I go by Keith for only a few thousand of that crisp 1b --- my old computer died and i didn't feel like resetting the password to my original account, so i created this one instead. now i only use it when i use my iphone <cite>samsungsalt posted [p:973513911] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>I can change it back legally and just say I go by Keith for only a few thousand of that crisp 1b</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HA4e 05/16/23 7:38:02 PM #21:	Hey, you ever heard of the story of my buddy Keith who- --- "They don't decide who you are, you do. You are who you choose to be." Okay, sigless. Who's alt is this? <cite>HA4e posted [p:973514086] in $1 billion... [t:80445999]...</cite> <quote>Hey, you ever heard of the story of my buddy Keith who-</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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