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Heartomaton 05/16/23 5:57:18 PM #1:	It's not a math problem. It's a warning. Apple time, bitches. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:973511823] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>It's not a math problem.It's a warning.Apple time, bitches.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/16/23 5:58:25 PM #2:	I won't let you keep the doctor away --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:973511840] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>I won't let you keep the doctor away</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 05/16/23 6:05:06 PM #3:	I would just walk away at 18 miles an hour and your bitch ass apples won't hurt me. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:973511997] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>I would just walk away at 18 miles an hour and your bitch ass apples won't hurt me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DementedDurian 05/16/23 6:06:28 PM #4:	I hate apples! I'll just choke you out with my bat wings... --- (She/Her) Succubus, succubus, er...something...I don't care anymore. <3 Video Game IGN: Nyobe. Someone tell me I'm pretty; very often I don't feel pretty... <cite>DementedDurian posted [p:973512030] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>I hate apples!I'll just choke you out with my bat wings...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 05/16/23 6:15:33 PM #5:	Irony posted... I won't let you keep the doctor away Doctors cannot breach the perimeter of my apple-y aura field. SiO4 posted... I would just walk away at 18 miles an hour and your bitch ass apples won't hurt me. I can still throw two of them! I only need one to keep away the doctors! DementedDurian posted... I hate apples! I'll just choke you out with my bat wings... Bish you don't have no bat wings tf you smokin' cuz I want some --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:973512245] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>I won't let you keep the doctor away</quote>Doctors cannot breach the perimeter of my apple-y aura field.SiO4 posted... </cite><quote>I would just walk away at 18 miles an hour and your bitch ass apples won't hurt me.</quote>I can still throw two of them! I only need one to keep away the doctors!DementedDurian posted... </cite><quote>I hate apples!I'll just choke you out with my bat wings...</quote>Bish you don't have no bat wings tf you smokin' cuz I want some</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DementedDurian 05/16/23 6:17:23 PM #6:	Heartomaton posted... Bish you don't have no bat wings tf you smokin' cuz I want some I'm a succubus. Of course I'd have bat wings. <3 --- (She/Her) Succubus, succubus, er...something...I don't care anymore. <3 Video Game IGN: Nyobe. Someone tell me I'm pretty; very often I don't feel pretty... <cite>DementedDurian posted [p:973512288] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite><quote>Bish you don't have no bat wings tf you smokin' cuz I want some</quote>I'm a succubus. Of course I'd have bat wings. <3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 05/16/23 6:26:12 PM #7:	Pshaw. Assuming you live in the closest inhabited US state from me, a tiny village in Alaska with only 39 inhabitants, its still 2,175 miles away from Hawaii. Although thats measuring to Kauai, and Im on Oahu. That means itll take you over 5 days to reach me :3 --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:973512506] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>Pshaw. Assuming you live in the closest inhabited US state from me, a tiny village in Alaska with only 39 inhabitants, its still 2,175 miles away from Hawaii. Although thats measuring to Kauai, and Im on Oahu. That means itll take you over 5 days to reach me :3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 05/16/23 6:33:34 PM #8:	Heartomaton posted... It's not a math problem. It's a warning. Apple time, bitches. You gonna strongarm apples like Chansey's eggs? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/7/AAQgjdAAEe6J.jpg --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:973512677] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite><quote>It's not a math problem.It's a warning.Apple time, bitches.</quote>You gonna strongarm apples like Chansey's eggs?https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/7/AAQgjdAAEe6J.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 05/16/23 6:40:25 PM #9:	DementedDurian posted... I'm a succubus. Of course I'd have bat wings. <3 O i c Role-playing YugiNoob posted... Pshaw. Assuming you live in the closest inhabited US state from me, a tiny village in Alaska with only 39 inhabitants, its still 2,175 miles away from Hawaii. Although thats measuring to Kauai, and Im on Oahu. That means itll take you over 5 days to reach me :3 Your conclusion only works if the beginning of this topic was the beginning of my trip, and given who I am and what you know about my personality, do I really seem like the type to give you advance warning? Or, do I seem more like the type to wait until your chances of escape are almost nonexistent? NoxObscuras posted... You gonna strongarm apples like Chansey's eggs? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/7/AAQgjdAAEe6J.jpg yea but in ur butt --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:973512833] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>DementedDurian posted... </cite><quote>I'm a succubus. Of course I'd have bat wings. <3</quote>O i cRole-playingYugiNoob posted... </cite><quote>Pshaw. Assuming you live in the closest inhabited US state from me, a tiny village in Alaska with only 39 inhabitants, its still 2,175 miles away from Hawaii. Although thats measuring to Kauai, and Im on Oahu. That means itll take you over 5 days to reach me :3</quote>Your conclusion only works if the beginning of this topic was the beginning of my trip, and given who I am and what you know about my personality, do I really seem like the type to give you advance warning? Or, do I seem more like the type to wait until your chances of escape are almost nonexistent?NoxObscuras posted... </cite><quote>You gonna strongarm apples like Chansey's eggs?https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/7/AAQgjdAAEe6J.jpg</quote>yea but in ur butt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 05/16/23 7:15:01 PM #10:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/0/AAPV5JAAEe4K.jpg --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:973513604] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/0/AAPV5JAAEe4K.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DementedDurian 05/16/23 7:19:36 PM #11:	Heartomaton posted... O i c Role-playing Sure, I'm "role-playing". How about we role-play to the point you become my familiar and massage my shoulders? --- (She/Her) Succubus, succubus, er...something...I don't care anymore. <3 Video Game IGN: Nyobe. Someone tell me I'm pretty; very often I don't feel pretty... <cite>DementedDurian posted [p:973513695] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite><quote>O i cRole-playing</quote>Sure, I'm "role-playing".How about we role-play to the point you become my familiar and massage my shoulders?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 05/16/23 7:27:11 PM #12:	YugiNoob posted... Mmhmm. DementedDurian posted... Sure, I'm "role-playing". How about we role-play to the point you become my familiar and massage my shoulders? I won't be playing along. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:973513866] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>YugiNoob posted... </cite><quote></quote>Mmhmm.DementedDurian posted... </cite><quote>Sure, I'm "role-playing".How about we role-play to the point you become my familiar and massage my shoulders?</quote>I won't be playing along.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DementedDurian 05/16/23 7:31:54 PM #13:	Heartomaton posted... I won't be playing along. Then feel free to leave me alone. I'm bored and looking for some fun. <3 --- (She/Her) Succubus, succubus, er...something...I don't care anymore. <3 Video Game IGN: Nyobe. Someone tell me I'm pretty; very often I don't feel pretty... <cite>DementedDurian posted [p:973513965] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite><quote>I won't be playing along.</quote>Then feel free to leave me alone. I'm bored and looking for some fun. <3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 05/16/23 7:33:54 PM #14:	I mean, you brought it in here. Not the other way around. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:973514003] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>I mean, you brought it in here. Not the other way around. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DementedDurian 05/16/23 7:39:27 PM #15:	Heartomaton posted... I mean, you brought it in here. Not the other way around. The bat wings? They're kinda attached to me. --- (She/Her) Succubus, succubus, er...something...I don't care anymore. <3 Video Game IGN: Nyobe. Someone tell me I'm pretty; very often I don't feel pretty... <cite>DementedDurian posted [p:973514119] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite><quote>I mean, you brought it in here. Not the other way around.</quote>The bat wings? They're kinda attached to me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 05/16/23 7:43:09 PM #16:	K. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:973514199] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>K.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DementedDurian 05/16/23 7:48:23 PM #17:	Heartomaton posted... K. I don't know what else to tell you. I am who I am. --- (She/Her) Succubus, succubus, er...something...I don't care anymore. <3 Video Game IGN: Nyobe. Someone tell me I'm pretty; very often I don't feel pretty... <cite>DementedDurian posted [p:973514306] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite><quote>K.</quote>I don't know what else to tell you. I am who I am.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 05/16/23 8:14:11 PM #18:	Lame? --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:973514876] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>Lame?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DementedDurian 05/16/23 8:31:25 PM #19:	Heartomaton posted... Lame? No, a succubus. I'm still young as well... --- (She/Her) Succubus, succubus, er...something...I don't care anymore. <3 Video Game IGN: Nyobe. Someone tell me I'm pretty; very often I don't feel pretty... <cite>DementedDurian posted [p:973515297] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite><quote>Lame?</quote>No, a succubus. I'm still young as well...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 05/16/23 8:34:58 PM #20:	Look at heart in here getting lucky, Ill see myself out --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:973515388] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>Look at heart in here getting lucky, Ill see myself out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 05/16/23 10:14:36 PM #21:	Yeah. Definitely lame. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:973517416] in I have thr... [t:80445938]...</cite> <quote>Yeah. Definitely lame.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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