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teep_
05/14/23 8:33:01 AM
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https://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html

Looks like my job will have me integrate B2C mindshare

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SocialistGamer
05/14/23 9:46:20 AM
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Integrate web-enabled relationships
>__>

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Alteres
05/14/23 9:49:31 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Nice

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Turbam
05/14/23 9:50:29 AM
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engineer bricks-and-clicks e-commerce

:V

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MabusIncarnate
05/14/23 9:53:31 AM
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facilitate sticky infrastructures

So porn set mopper?

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Bishop_Hastur
05/14/23 9:54:54 AM
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harness innovative paradigms
I could do that.

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Solid_Snake07
05/14/23 9:59:00 AM
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Grow real-time eyeballs.

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uwnim
05/14/23 10:11:55 AM
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Transition turn-key portals

I have no idea what that even means

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Alteres
05/14/23 10:18:49 AM
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uwnim posted...
Transition turn-key portals

I have no idea what that even means
Youre a doorman.

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Choco
05/14/23 10:25:57 AM
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transition compelling experiences

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Glob
05/14/23 10:26:36 AM
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Exploit sexy supply chains.
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Lil_Bit83
05/14/23 10:38:01 AM
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Mesh back end supply chains
Does this mean I inventory mesh for hernia or for fences?

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Sajo
05/14/23 11:41:51 AM
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integrate B2C e-commerce

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Freddie_Mercury
05/14/23 12:01:02 PM
#15:


seize open-source relationships

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DuneMan
05/14/23 12:02:54 PM
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revolutionize real-time networks

Sounds like aspirational BS to me.

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kirbymuncher
05/14/23 12:12:48 PM
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monetize real-time deliverables

this just sounds... kind of normal? like it just means I'm making and selling things

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Alucard188
05/14/23 12:14:57 PM
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reintermediate enterprise convergence

So I'm a middle manager that synergises development between teams.

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Bass
05/14/23 12:20:12 PM
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facilitate impactful functionalities

Seems easy enough.

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NightRender
05/14/23 12:20:40 PM
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engineer clicks-and-mortar infomediaries

I actually was on the project team that built out our global eCommerce reporting, which included breaking out the click and mortar channel. So mission accomplished?

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WilliamPorygon
05/14/23 12:25:45 PM
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aggregate efficient interfaces

I'm dangerously unqualified, but sure, I'll give it a shot

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uwnim
05/14/23 3:36:46 PM
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Alteres posted...
Youre a doorman.
Thanks. I dunno if I could do this, having to be polite and deal with so many people sounds a bit scary.

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Crimsoness
05/14/23 3:38:40 PM
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Integrate e-business channels.

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Ricemills
05/14/23 3:50:27 PM
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syndicate best-of-breed solutions

Capitalized eugenics, how wonderful.

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Unsuprised_Pika
05/14/23 4:19:06 PM
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"streamline impactful e-business"

Lol.

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itachi15243
05/14/23 4:20:36 PM
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maximize leading-edge web-readiness

I think I could do that

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teep_
05/15/23 12:41:59 AM
#30:


evolve user-centric metrics

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Trumble
05/15/23 12:42:35 AM
#31:


extend strategic partnerships

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