Current Events > Prime Mike Tyson attacks you but you got 2 brass knuckles

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theAteam 05/14/23 10:57:21 AM #51:	By the time you wound up hed have knocked you out. --- Buffalo Bills <cite>theAteam posted [p:973463735] in Prime Mike... [t:80442762]...</cite> <quote>By the time you wound up hed have knocked you out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 05/14/23 11:00:16 AM #52:	I'd rather have a pen and paper than 2 brass knuckles so i can write my will. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:973463777] in Prime Mike... [t:80442762]...</cite> <quote>I'd rather have a pen and paper than 2 brass knuckles so i can write my will.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tora_Sami 05/14/23 1:31:46 PM #53:	Ricemills posted... I'd rather have a pen and paper than 2 brass knuckles so i can write my will. I don't think you be able to write it in time. --- Asus E-gaming z490 \| 10700k \| DDR4 32gb 3200mhz \| Asus TUF 3080ti \| 1000 watt \| Corsair H100i 240 \| G7 Odyssey 32" \| Orion Spark \| Proteus Core <cite>Tora_Sami posted [p:973466044] in Prime Mike... [t:80442762]...</cite> <quote>Ricemills posted... </cite><quote>I'd rather have a pen and paper than 2 brass knuckles so i can write my will.</quote>I don't think you be able to write it in time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 05/14/23 1:32:47 PM #54:	Mike Tyson would annihilate me. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:973466058] in Prime Mike... [t:80442762]...</cite> <quote>Mike Tyson would annihilate me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Valjackal 05/14/23 1:59:49 PM #55:	Lol, no one on GameFAQs is winning a fight against Mike Tyson, even with brass knuckles. --- Buried alive in the coffin of who I used to be The artist (formerly?) known as Citrik <cite>Valjackal posted [p:973466469] in Prime Mike... [t:80442762]...</cite> <quote>Lol, no one on GameFAQs is winning a fight against Mike Tyson, even with brass knuckles.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arishok 05/14/23 3:22:41 PM #56:	Iron Mike would annihilate all of us Gamefaqs users. --- May you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows you're dead. <cite>Arishok posted [p:973467757] in Prime Mike... [t:80442762]...</cite> <quote>Iron Mike would annihilate all of us Gamefaqs users. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 05/14/23 4:16:20 PM #57:	Maybe if I throw one brass knuckle at him, it'll distract him for long enough to run away. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:973468587] in Prime Mike... [t:80442762]...</cite> <quote>Maybe if I throw one brass knuckle at him, it'll distract him for long enough to run away.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 05/14/23 9:28:55 PM #58:	the_pika posted... and he is just going to let you kick him? The idea is I throw the kick while he's focused on punching me. As a boxer he's not gonna expect a kick anyway. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:973473755] in Prime Mike... [t:80442762]...</cite> <quote>the_pika posted... </cite><quote>and he is just going to let you kick him?</quote>The idea is I throw the kick while he's focused on punching me. As a boxer he's not gonna expect a kick anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Murphiroth 05/14/23 9:30:06 PM #59:	Crazyman93 posted... The idea is I throw the kick while he's focused on punching me. As a boxer he's not gonna expect a kick anyway. Prime Mike Tyson is way faster than you could ever hope to be, and you're getting knocked out before you even throw the kick. <cite>Murphiroth posted [p:973473768] in Prime Mike... [t:80442762]...</cite> <quote>Crazyman93 posted... </cite><quote>The idea is I throw the kick while he's focused on punching me. As a boxer he's not gonna expect a kick anyway.</quote>Prime Mike Tyson is way faster than you could ever hope to be, and you're getting knocked out before you even throw the kick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 05/14/23 10:23:23 PM #60:	Crazyman93 posted... The idea is I throw the kick while he's focused on punching me. As a boxer he's not gonna expect a kick anyway. You honestly think you're still going to be on your feet to kick him after the first punch, huh? <cite>TMOG posted [p:973474596] in Prime Mike... [t:80442762]...</cite> <quote>Crazyman93 posted... </cite><quote>The idea is I throw the kick while he's focused on punching me. As a boxer he's not gonna expect a kick anyway.</quote>You honestly think you're still going to be on your feet to kick him after the first punch, huh?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 05/14/23 10:55:12 PM #61:	The brass knuckles aren't gonna really help me. I don't think that I could realistically get a good hit in on him. I'm a poor boxer. I can cover up enough to maybe last 10 seconds but once I attempt to do anything back I'm done. My one in a billion chance is to throw them at him before I'm in his range. If I hit him square in the head, then he's done. I don't think that's likely to happen though. He'd move. --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:973475010] in Prime Mike... [t:80442762]...</cite> <quote>The brass knuckles aren't gonna really help me. I don't think that I could realistically get a good hit in on him. I'm a poor boxer. I can cover up enough to maybe last 10 seconds but once I attempt to do anything back I'm done.My one in a billion chance is to throw them at him before I'm in his range. If I hit him square in the head, then he's done. I don't think that's likely to happen though. He'd move.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 05/15/23 3:31:08 AM #62:	TMOG posted... You honestly think you're still going to be on your feet to kick him after the first punch, huh? If I can block the first punch and just fall, the ground can brace me for extra kicking power. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:973477654] in Prime Mike... [t:80442762]...</cite> <quote>TMOG posted... </cite><quote>You honestly think you're still going to be on your feet to kick him after the first punch, huh?</quote>If I can block the first punch and just fall, the ground can brace me for extra kicking power.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 05/15/23 6:29:14 PM #63:	Crazyman93 posted... The idea is I throw the kick while he's focused on punching me. As a boxer he's not gonna expect a kick anyway. You think Mikey doesn't know a thing or two about street fights? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:973489310] in Prime Mike... [t:80442762]...</cite> <quote>Crazyman93 posted... </cite><quote>The idea is I throw the kick while he's focused on punching me. As a boxer he's not gonna expect a kick anyway.</quote>You think Mikey doesn't know a thing or two about street fights?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 05/15/23 6:32:29 PM #64:	I think everyone on here would beat Mike Tyson with brass knuckles, they can do some serious damage. <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:973489367] in Prime Mike... [t:80442762]...</cite> <quote>I think everyone on here would beat Mike Tyson with brass knuckles, they can do some serious damage.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheHoldSteady 05/15/23 6:37:00 PM #65:	Prime Mike Tyson with the flu, both his hands tied behind his back, and me with two brass knuckles and a bat would still kick my ass --- Don't ask about Charlemagne. <cite>TheHoldSteady posted [p:973489457] in Prime Mike... [t:80442762]...</cite> <quote>Prime Mike Tyson with the flu, both his hands tied behind his back, and me with two brass knuckles and a bat would still kick my ass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 05/16/23 7:57:06 AM #66:	trappedunderice posted... I think everyone on here would beat Mike Tyson with brass knuckles, they can do some serious damage. But who is getting a shot in? I'm sure as hell not before he clobbers me. Also, I doubt most people on here have enough power to throw a punch to do any meaningful damage, even with nucks. --- Oda break tracker 2022- 13 (3) \| THE Ohio State:11-1 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 6-9 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:973499018] in Prime Mike... [t:80442762]...</cite> <quote>trappedunderice posted... </cite><quote>I think everyone on here would beat Mike Tyson with brass knuckles, they can do some serious damage.</quote>But who is getting a shot in? I'm sure as hell not before he clobbers me. Also, I doubt most people on here have enough power to throw a punch to do any meaningful damage, even with nucks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R_Jackal 05/16/23 12:57:05 PM #67:	trappedunderice posted... I think everyone on here would beat Mike Tyson with brass knuckles, they can do some serious damage. We would need to get a shot in on someone trained to dodge and block punches and basically obliterate people after. I would wager most of us are not trained in this. After we swing, even if he blocked it instead of dodged, with one arm down he could still knock us the hell out. <cite>R_Jackal posted [p:973504054] in Prime Mike... [t:80442762]...</cite> <quote>trappedunderice posted... </cite><quote>I think everyone on here would beat Mike Tyson with brass knuckles, they can do some serious damage.</quote>We would need to get a shot in on someone trained to dodge and block punches and basically obliterate people after. I would wager most of us are not trained in this. After we swing, even if he blocked it instead of dodged, with one arm down he could still knock us the hell out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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