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teep_
05/12/23 11:20:23 AM
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3 year contract with 2 year extension planned
It's a federal research institute
Topic involves lots and lots of mathematical programming
Pay is around 4200/month pre-tax, in an area with very cheap cost of living by German standards
50% home office; and single cubicle office with a decent PC etc

Not sure if I'll 100% end up taking it but it's definitely something I'm gonna give serious thought to

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TarElessar
05/12/23 11:26:55 AM
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Nice! Enjoy grad school :)))
Happy to connect you with some German PhD students / professors if you have any questions
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cjsdowg
05/12/23 11:29:02 AM
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WOW WOW WOW

Good Job

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Psuedo_Audacity
05/12/23 11:32:15 AM
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Congrats! Honestly if I could choose to do things differently...

I would still gotten my PhD I think. The research was fun, and I met a ton of amazing people. But I probably should have dipped after that. Academia is essentially nonviable.
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Ivynn
05/12/23 11:32:34 AM
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Way to go, teep!

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teep_
05/12/23 12:22:46 PM
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TarElessar posted...
Nice! Enjoy grad school :)))
Happy to connect you with some German PhD students / professors if you have any questions
Thanks! If I end up taking the job I'll let you know

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TaylorHeinicke
05/12/23 12:23:26 PM
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Congrats playa

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R1masher
05/12/23 12:25:06 PM
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Post hole digger?

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Turbam
05/12/23 12:25:48 PM
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Oh fuck! Congratulations!

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boxoto
05/12/23 12:31:35 PM
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ayy

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Bass
05/12/23 12:34:09 PM
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That's great!

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MegaTech
05/12/23 12:56:12 PM
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Congrats my friend!! Already sounds better than the current one.

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Ruvan22
05/12/23 2:31:08 PM
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Congrats Teep!!
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teep_
05/12/23 2:55:53 PM
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MegaTech posted...
Already sounds better than the current one
Man, you have no idea lol

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Jiek_Fafn
05/12/23 2:56:57 PM
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Now you can buy your own train. Congrats!

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BlazinBlue88
05/12/23 3:03:41 PM
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teep_ posted...
Not sure if I'll 100% end up taking it but it's definitely something I'm gonna give serious thought to
Nice going Teep!
What are your reservation about this offer? I'd think it would be a clear winner considering your current job.

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teep_
05/12/23 3:13:53 PM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...
Nice going Teep!
What are your reservation about this offer? I'd think it would be a clear winner considering your current job.
It's not competing with my current job, but rather with other jobs I expect to get accepted to. One in particular, which is in industry and is paid accordingly. The work I'd be doing in that job would be somewhat more interesting too.

What this job has going for it is the chance to do research in a field that does genuinely not only interest me but also gives me the opportunity to make a difference, home office and the fact that I'd be somewhere with a really low cost of living for the next five years at least. Plus the employer has a really good reputation, which would look great on my CV

Of course, I'd have to wait until I get an offer from the other place, which won't be until after I've visited them in slightly under a month

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PrettyBoyFloyd
05/12/23 3:16:56 PM
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I like in "Yellow Submarine" how Ringo tries to pronounce PhD.

"Phufed"

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teep_
05/12/23 11:27:21 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
I like in "Yellow Submarine" how Ringo tries to pronounce PhD.

"Phufed"
I need to relisten to it

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TheMikh
05/12/23 11:30:13 PM
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congratulations! in concrete terms, what kind of research / mathematical programming do you anticipate doing with the institute?

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Dakimakura
05/12/23 11:33:15 PM
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i also have my playa hata degree


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teep_
05/13/23 4:40:02 AM
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TheMikh posted...
congratulations! in concrete terms, what kind of research / mathematical programming do you anticipate doing with the institute?
CFD, thermodynamics and mass transport/reaction kinetics of flows consisting of porous and non-porous solid particles in air using openFOAM (C++) and potentially MATLAB

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Choco
05/13/23 4:44:12 AM
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nice!

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UnfairRepresent
05/13/23 4:44:36 AM
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Nice!

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scar_the_1
05/13/23 4:57:44 AM
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Congrats!

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Have_A_Cigar
05/13/23 6:39:12 AM
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Is that a decent amount of pay? I don't know cost of living where you're at enough to know if that's good in your area. I know you said it is very cheap for Germany but that can be relative.

That equates to 50,400 per year. At the current exchange rate, per Google, of .91, that would be $55,136 annually in the US. Or roughly $26.51 per hour.

Regardless, if it is good and you're happy, then congrats on the offer!

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teep_
05/13/23 9:58:20 AM
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Have_A_Cigar posted...
Is that a decent amount of pay? I don't know cost of living where you're at enough to know if that's good in your area. I know you said it is very cheap for Germany but that can be relative.
It's okay for Germany on average, but very good for where I'd be living

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David1988
05/13/23 10:01:24 AM
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But what about your job as discord admin/moderator? Tough choices to be made TC

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PokemonExpert44
05/13/23 10:01:29 AM
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Nice TC

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Psuedo_Audacity
05/13/23 10:02:27 AM
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Have_A_Cigar posted...
Is that a decent amount of pay? I don't know cost of living where you're at enough to know if that's good in your area. I know you said it is very cheap for Germany but that can be relative.

That equates to 50,400 per year. At the current exchange rate, per Google, of .91, that would be $55,136 annually in the US. Or roughly $26.51 per hour.

Regardless, if it is good and you're happy, then congrats on the offer!

That's very good. For reference, the average PhD student salary in the US is 30k.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
05/13/23 10:51:08 AM
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teep_ posted...
I need to relisten to it

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fosqNVHhKrE

There is also that car commercial with the Anchorman character.

He tries to pronounce MPH.

"mufph"


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PokemonExpert44
05/13/23 10:56:56 AM
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Good luck TC!!

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Have_A_Cigar
05/13/23 12:00:01 PM
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Psuedo_Audacity posted...
That's very good. For reference, the average PhD student salary in the US is 30k.

Wow, I didn't know that. Guess I made some assumptions because of those three letters.

Weren't the Ghostbusters doing research at the university before Venkman was told he was a poor scientist?

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teep_
05/13/23 3:56:16 PM
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Psuedo_Audacity posted...
That's very good. For reference, the average PhD student salary in the US is 30k.
Huh, that's not much

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AI_TechGam3FAQS
05/13/23 4:00:07 PM
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Do it

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