Current Events > Self-Checkout now asking for a TIP !?!

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Lil_Bit83
05/09/23 2:21:55 PM
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--Zero- posted...
Always tip your robot overlords. You dont want to end up with thick oil in your food.

Lol

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Agent_Stroud
05/09/23 2:23:35 PM
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QJD1381 posted...
When the machines one day rule the earth and enslave mankind, it'll be because of people who didn't have the empathy to tip!

Just imagine the real reason why Skynet went rogue and started attempting to wipe out humanity in the Terminator series was due to the base staff where its original mainframes were located not tipping the automated kiosks in the commissary and the mess hall.

(not a spoiler by the way, mods. I literally just thought that idea up on the spot, so if James Cameron happens to rip off my idea for the next film, I should be getting royalty checks soon, just sayin.)

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Autocraticus
05/09/23 2:24:31 PM
#53:


I'm convinced self checkouts are becoming more prevalent because millennials and Gen Z have this weird aversion to conversing with strangers.
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WingsOfGood
05/09/23 2:25:08 PM
#54:


Are you Sarah Connor? Tip more next time.

Bang bang
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Lil_Bit83
05/09/23 2:35:54 PM
#55:


WingsOfGood posted...
Are you Sarah Connor? Tip more next time.

Bang bang
Lol

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GrandConjuraton
05/09/23 2:39:55 PM
#56:


What exactly would AI even use a tip for?

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Damn_Underscore
05/09/23 2:45:52 PM
#57:


GrandConjuraton posted...
What exactly would AI even use a tip for?

mods and upgrades

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TaylorHeinicke
05/09/23 3:06:13 PM
#58:


GrandConjuraton posted...
What exactly would AI even use a tip for?
To gather data on your bank profile and assign you as a bad tipper and spread that information to connected establishments, thereby making sure you are never served there

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googs19
05/09/23 4:08:18 PM
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How long until people are claiming that if you can't afford a 20% tip on your groceries you really shouldn't be buying food?
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Lonestar2000
05/09/23 4:19:02 PM
#60:


I only tip when I get served food.

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Paragon21XX
05/09/23 5:32:03 PM
#61:


Foppe posted...
You missed that Mercedes is hiding performance behind a paywall?
Oh right, they have an EV like that.

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Notti
05/12/23 6:08:47 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
please scan item again

oops error

please scan item again

wait for service agent

ALARM ALARM

Calm down, Skynet.


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Mistere_Man
05/12/23 10:16:22 AM
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Yeah this is getting bad imo.

I went to the store the other day and did self check out and when I went to pay it asked if I wanted to leave a tip the suggested amount said I need about 3 fitty. Well it was about that time I noticed this self checkout register was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era. So I said GOD DAMNIT LOCH NESS MONSTER! I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO DAMN 3 FITTY!!!

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WingsOfGood
05/14/23 11:39:47 PM
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Mistere_Man posted...
Yeah this is getting bad imo.

I went to the store the other day and did self check out and when I went to pay it asked if I wanted to leave a tip the suggested amount said I need about 3 fitty. Well it was about that time I noticed this self checkout register was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era. So I said GOD DAMNIT LOCH NESS MONSTER! I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO DAMN 3 FITTY!!!

tip asking for a tip
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VampireCoyote
05/14/23 11:41:13 PM
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If you dont tip them theyre gonna remember it.

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CruelBuffalo
05/14/23 11:43:31 PM
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Lol that guy who tipped 20% for a self service beer at the ballpark is a moron
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CoyoteTheGreat
05/17/23 1:10:27 AM
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Hope you guys enjoy every single interaction you have, whether it is with a real person or in this case, just a robot, being monetized in some way. This is late stage capitalism baby.

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eggcorn
05/17/23 1:45:46 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
One customer, who took a beer from a self-service beer fridge at San Diego's Petco Park, was asked to include a tip on his order, the Journal reported.
"I was confused, because it wasn't entirely clear who I was tipping," he told the Journal, adding that he still tipped 20% anyway.
Fucking moron is the reason it's going to keep happening.

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JKwaffle
05/17/23 1:48:41 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
The report spoke to a half dozen customers around the US.
Ummmm.....

This might be crazy.

Just putting this out there.

But that seems like an insanely small sample size.

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eggcorn
05/17/23 2:57:56 AM
#72:


JKwaffle posted...
Ummmm.....

This might be crazy.

Just putting this out there.

But that seems like an insanely small sample size.


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