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VampireCoyote
05/08/23 5:25:36 PM
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Thats just basic thermodynamics

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DarthAragorn
05/08/23 5:26:11 PM
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Fartodynamics*

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DocileOrangeCup
05/08/23 5:46:30 PM
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But what about farts you get specifically when hungry? I've not experienced this, but I've heard it to be true.

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VampireCoyote
05/08/23 5:47:44 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
But what about farts you get specifically when hungry? I've not experienced this, but I've heard it to be true.

farts are ghosts of food you are previously

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VampireCoyote
05/08/23 5:49:33 PM
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yes, failing to gas share with others is unhealthy

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LinkDaLunatic
05/08/23 5:50:06 PM
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*fart fetish bros are now doubling their gf's portions*

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Tom_Joad
05/08/23 5:52:27 PM
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Beans, beans, good for the heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.

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HylianFox
05/08/23 6:26:54 PM
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I tend to fart more when I haven't eaten in a while because there's more gas than solids.

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VampireCoyote
05/08/23 6:28:14 PM
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HylianFox posted...
I tend to fart more when I haven't eaten in a while because there's more gas than solids.

youre eating air in your sleep, pretending its food in your dreams

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HylianFox
05/08/23 6:31:09 PM
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What I've discovered is:

-If my farts don't stink, I haven't eaten in a while and probably should.
-If my farts do stink, it means I'll likely have to shit later.

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GeraldDarko
05/08/23 6:35:36 PM
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Eat on eater
I'm not an eater, I just fart a lot


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MARlO
05/08/23 6:40:01 PM
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That sounds like a challenge!

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HylianFox
05/08/23 6:42:18 PM
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MARlO posted...
That sounds like a challenge!

I read this in Homer's voice

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MARlO
05/08/23 6:43:16 PM
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HylianFox posted...
I read this in Homer's voice
Ha! Thats perfect. lol

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DarthDemented
05/08/23 6:45:06 PM
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Good. I want to fart.

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DocileOrangeCup
05/08/23 9:42:08 PM
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HylianFox posted...
I tend to fart more when I haven't eaten in a while because there's more gas than solids.
HeliumFox

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ultimate_reaver
05/08/23 9:44:06 PM
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if you fart a lot, you'll eat a lot (as long as you eat farts)

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hyperskate65
05/08/23 9:58:31 PM
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Confirm.

Source: just ate a bunch of lasagna and I do be fartin'

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Tom_Joad
05/09/23 4:06:56 AM
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Moar farts.

https://youtu.be/4Jj37XR1yFw

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Jiek_Fafn
05/09/23 6:29:27 AM
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My body has mastered cold fusion. It's a fartless process that results in little energy loss

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texanfan27
05/09/23 7:33:33 AM
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My wife says pasta makes mine the worst, and then being stinky is the warning to go eject biohazard waste and rope off a area till it clears

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