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DarkProto05
05/06/23 3:12:40 PM
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The moment you accept the billion all bees instantly die.


Tax free of course.

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AldousIsDead
05/06/23 3:14:26 PM
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Yeah no, bees are integral to pretty much every ecosystem they're in.

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Flauros
05/06/23 3:15:13 PM
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Fuck them plants!

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Solid_Snake07
05/06/23 3:15:31 PM
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Sounds like a really bad idea

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CassandraCroft
05/06/23 3:17:42 PM
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Without Bees we die as Bees are a very important part of nature so fuck that no.

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a-c-a-b
05/06/23 3:19:07 PM
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Wouldn't we pretty much go extinct without bees?

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Big_Nabendu
05/06/23 3:20:43 PM
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We need bees you giant boob

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MarbyIsBack
05/06/23 3:20:49 PM
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idk what y'all are talking about, there's literally no downside to this.

lods e mone AND the extinction of the second-worst species on the planet?! Count me the fuck in.

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RetsuZaiZen
05/06/23 3:27:23 PM
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Nah, we need them. Bees are friends.

Mosquitos can go. Wasps can go

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manhookcardoor
05/06/23 3:38:09 PM
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Nope. It would turn planet earth into a hellacape. Not even a Billion would insulate your from that.

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Lairen
05/06/23 3:39:43 PM
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MarbyIsBack posted...
lods e mone


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Shotgunnova
05/06/23 3:43:42 PM
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Naw, we gotta have our pollinators.

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DarkProto05
05/07/23 11:29:44 PM
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Bumpn


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cjsdowg
05/07/23 11:35:38 PM
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I am not a bee scientist, but I think they do good for the environment.

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Nirvanas_Nox
05/07/23 11:47:57 PM
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Nope. Need those fuzzy little cuties

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Zikten
05/07/23 11:50:12 PM
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Some theorize it would cause a mass extinction event. Might even end humans
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Agonized_rufous
05/07/23 11:50:12 PM
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Bees are overrated when it comes to pollination

Ill take the billion and I'll invest it all into butterfly farms. Not more stingers, fellas. Just beautiful butterflies. And my money.

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Questionmarktarius
05/07/23 11:52:01 PM
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Without bees, moths and butterflies would take over as pollinators. Probably also hummingbirds.
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FortuneCookie
05/07/23 11:52:40 PM
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Chicken nuggets with no honey?

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Fluttershy
05/07/23 11:55:30 PM
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the world is going to end one way or another and this would be on my terms

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Questionmarktarius
05/07/23 11:57:33 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Chicken nuggets with no honey?
Fast food "honey" has been burnt corn syrup for well over a decade now.
https://steve-lovelace.com/bean-counters-brand-decay/
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VampireCoyote
05/07/23 11:58:25 PM
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No way bees are friends allies and partners in this realm

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FortuneCookie
05/08/23 12:01:17 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Fast food "honey" has been burnt corn syrup for well over a decade now.
https://steve-lovelace.com/bean-counters-brand-decay/

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Trumble
05/08/23 12:16:48 AM
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I'm sure it'll bee fine, right?

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pauIie
05/08/23 12:29:06 AM
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no deal

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The_Punisher_69
05/08/23 12:31:59 AM
#29:


Ill get the money then make a substitute for honey or pollen or whatever the fuck. Theres definitely a way around that.
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AldousIsDead
05/08/23 12:36:13 AM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
We need bees you giant boob
Boob bees.

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The_Punisher_69
05/08/23 12:37:11 AM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Boob bees.

winnar.
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Solar_Crimson
05/08/23 12:39:12 AM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Yeah no, bees are integral to pretty much every ecosystem they're in.


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The_Punisher_69
05/08/23 12:47:36 AM
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Ok but Tasmanian tigers have gone extinct and were doing just fine.
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K181
05/08/23 12:52:19 AM
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Im not enough of a sociopath to kill likely tens of millions of people from the ensuing ecological catastrophe that would ensue just to get significantly more rich.

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Kajagogo
05/08/23 12:54:43 AM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Wouldn't we pretty much go extinct without bees?

Yes, humans would most likely die out within four years without bees.

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Fluttershy
05/08/23 12:59:03 AM
#36:


Im not enough of a sociopath to kill likely tens of millions of people from the ensuing ecological catastrophe that would ensue just to get significantly more rich.

this isn't just about the money

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-Unowninator-
05/08/23 1:02:44 AM
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I can't believe people actually voted no. A world without bugs would be heaven, even if it is just one species less.

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JMPzero
05/08/23 1:08:04 AM
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Very easy to say no. Bees are dope.

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domranguay
05/08/23 1:19:12 AM
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Agonized_rufous posted...
Bees are overrated
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Thompson
05/08/23 1:22:03 AM
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-Unowninator- posted...
A world without bugs would be heaven
A world without bugs would cause an ecological domino effect that wrecks the entire global ecosystem when all those animals that exclusively eat bugs for sustenance die out as well.

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Questionmarktarius
05/08/23 1:32:08 AM
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Without bugs, the bats starve to death. Without bats, Ozzy Osbourne starves to death!
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Tyranthraxus
05/08/23 1:42:11 AM
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This would cause catastrophic ecosystem destruction. Humans will be okay but many other things are fucked.

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Newave
05/08/23 2:07:33 AM
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Oh, if only there were gargantuan amounts of other creatures that pollinate that render bees specifically completely useless pests that need to die alongside wasps, tics and mosquitoes etc....

OH!

BUT WAIT!!

THERE ARE!!!

gimme the money

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Revelation34
05/08/23 2:11:58 AM
#44:


Kajagogo posted...


Yes, humans would most likely die out within four years without bees.


Lol what? It would take far longer than that.

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