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ArsGoetia posted...

when they got the TV on and watching like food network or something

I've seen more than one video recently with a TV on and they seem to all have Family Guy on.

I remember watching amateur gay porn where Bob's Burgers was on in the background. That was funny.

when either person wont shut up and is just constantly moaning or grunting or whatever the entire hump

Garabandal posted...

I remember watching amateur gay porn where Bob's Burgers was on in the background. That was funny.

I remember watching a scene of a chick getting rear ended while Jojos Bizarre Adventure

Blurred (or worse, blacked out) faces on the men. I watch mostly amateur stuff and I hate it when they do that, it kind of ruins the immersion. Instead of getting horny, I'm thinking about how goddamn cowardly the men are to try to be anonymous while the girl clearly isn't.

WellKnownNomad posted...

I remember watching a scene of a chick getting rear ended while Jojos Bizarre Adventure

Which ep of Jojo's was it?

I remember a chick getting rear ended next to a Jojo arcade game lol

When the girl takes the dick out her mouth every 5 seconds. The best way is to keep it in the mouth and go at a good rhythm

kelemvor posted...

Blurred (or worse, blacked out) faces on the men.

That seems a bit unfair on male porn actors who were born with naturally blurry faces.

008Zulu posted...

Which ep of Jojo's was it?

I recalled it was from Stardust Crusaders, I think it was the first half when they were still traveling to Egypt, i think it was them dealing with the Sun Stand

English dub as well

also this happened while other group of guys were watching Jojo as well while the the chick was getting piped in the kitchen nearby

Since a lot of people named ones that I hate, I'll post this one.

When the girl is acting all innocent and say things like "oh I'm a virgin, I've never had sex before" and then proceed to run a train on the entire football team including doing stuff like airtight

WellKnownNomad posted...

I remember watching a scene of a chick getting rear ended while Jojos Bizarre Adventure

I once saw a video of a girl getting fucked while the Mystic Ruins theme from Sonic Adventure was playing lol

Oh, and girls who keep shoes, or even worse, headgear (e.g. a baseball cap) on throughout. I'm not sharing a bed with any woman who flails her stiletto heels around anywhere near my balls! (Ever wonder if some male actors get injured that way during a shoot?)

TheRock88 posted...

Since a lot of people named ones that I hate, I'll post this one.

When the girl is acting all innocent and say things like "oh I'm a virgin, I've never had sex before" and then proceed to run a train on the entire football team including doing stuff like airtight

Also when a girl is supposedly barely legal but she has more tattoos than a member of the A'noai family.

TheRock88 posted...

When the girl is acting all innocent and say things like "oh I'm a virgin, I've never had sex before" and then proceed to run a train on the entire football team including doing stuff like airtight

There's a Piper Perri video (no, not that one) where she's playing the virgin. One of the comments made me laugh, it was something like, "Great video but Piper Perri a virgin? I've seen her pussy more than I've seen my own."

pegusus123456 posted...

"Great video but Piper Perri a virgin? I've seen her pussy more than I've seen my own."

goddamn that's epic

I think it's just because she has that baby face

Also I'd pipe her perri

Epic period drama where we're supposed to believe they are in Victorian London or some shit but all the women are fully shaved and have tattoos

Bad dirty talk...use your imagination! Sex is gross so embrace it.

Bad editing, and the camera being in the shot. It's not my job to ignore it - it's their job to not let me see through the trick. Even youtubers hide when they flubbed on camera so you don't notice, and they look like great talkers.

Amateur porn which is just a mid couple trying to make it look like professional porn (but neither of them are into it at all)

Derwood posted...

Amateur porn which is just a mid couple trying to make it look like professional porn

...at least they turned the TV off first.

When there is a movie you had on VHS back in 1991 and you can't find it on the interwebz (and the video wasn't actually very good, but you want to see it again just for the nostalgia)

My only peeves are when the video ends before they finish. Especially when the video title implies that they'll show the finish

The thing I see a lot on those Reddit pages is the girl using her hands to bounce her butt cheeks up and down, usually after taking her underwear down. I see it all the time and wonder why they do it, it's not attractive to me at all.

Men "Winnie the Pooh"ing it, wearing a t-shirt but no pants

Ashy balls

kelemvor posted...

Blurred (or worse, blacked out) faces on the men. I watch mostly amateur stuff and I hate it when they do that, it kind of ruins the immersion. Instead of getting horny, I'm thinking about how goddamn cowardly the men are to try to be anonymous while the girl clearly isn't.

Wat. That's just part of the gimmick.

Censorship in hentai and Asian porn

The_Wheelman1 posted...

Censorship in hentai and Asian porn

That's the law.

Revelation34 posted...

That's the law.

Doesn't make it any less annoying and stupid.

Cam girls who wear blue wigs and then go crosseyed when they're "having orgasms"

Gremlynn posted...

depends on the type of compilation.

i enjoy pmvs and "hero" vids. the quick cuts, especially if synced to the rhythm, along with the variety just activates them fuckin neurons ya know? I'm also adhd and indecisive as fuck so instant variety is great.

what are hero videos?