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LinkPizza
05/06/23 10:22:43 AM
#51:


deoxxys posted...
Omg I hate when the video is like 7 minutes long but they arent even banging til the 5-6 min mark.

Yeah. I really hate that. All this buildup and stuff when I want to see the sex Or if you want to keep everything else, then make the video loner, or show the whole thing

bigtiggie23 posted...
It's even better when you see the same video with different titles. You will see "Stepmom and stepson", then the same video on another page called "Teacher and student", then a third time it is "MILF fucks hot stranger".

I always laugh a little when I see that That said, they actually help me to find videos sometimes If I look for it, but cant find it, sometimes the other names will show up when searching for something else

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Croutonman
05/06/23 10:33:19 AM
#52:


Crazyman93 posted...


Also, rushing to the sex, yes I know what the point is, but I like to be teased.

The opposite equally annoys me. Watching a 10 minute video and the first 9 minutes is interview.

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sonichu
05/06/23 10:35:27 AM
#53:


Aressar posted...
A lot of them do actually, even if the videos in question aren't meant to be educational.

Chris Chan at one point said porn videos were educational
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LordFarquad1312
05/06/23 10:37:55 AM
#54:


Behind the balls shots

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Devilanse333
05/06/23 10:39:48 AM
#55:


Camera keeps going to feet. I never got the feet thing. And...

LordFarquad1312 posted...
Behind the balls shots


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Buu_88
05/06/23 10:45:13 AM
#56:


When they cut the pop shot out at the end

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orcus_snake
05/06/23 10:48:11 AM
#57:


fucking blowjob scenes that last for half the video, I dont give a fuck about a chick sucking dick, I'm only interested in her holed being railed.

I used to like lesbina porn so much but nowadays I only like it if fucking is involved, and face fucking is meh.

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bluezero
05/06/23 10:54:04 AM
#58:


Girls not showing their face/entire head. I get the reason, it's just annoying.

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HylianFox
05/06/23 10:58:44 AM
#59:


Master/slave shit in foot fetish vids

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FortuneCookie
05/06/23 11:03:28 AM
#60:


AbstraktProfSC2 posted...
thats an odd pet peeve

Undressing is part of the presentation.
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FortuneCookie
05/06/23 11:08:36 AM
#61:


BurmesePenguin posted...
The niche porn I'm looking for being coupled with an incest angle.

Age difference? Trapped in a cabin together? Teacher / student? Mean girl / nice guy? I can't think of too many scenarios that are near-exclusive to incest.

btw, incest makes everything better.
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BurmesePenguin
05/06/23 11:11:02 AM
#62:


FortuneCookie posted...
Age difference? Trapped in a cabin together? Teacher / student? Mean girl / nice guy? I can't think of too many scenarios that are near-exclusive to incest.

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FortuneCookie
05/06/23 11:12:13 AM
#63:


BurmesePenguin posted...
Not telling

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R1masher
05/06/23 11:14:00 AM
#64:


Tight balls

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Myzery
05/06/23 11:17:15 AM
#65:


when fake eyelashes start peeling off

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AloneIBreak
05/06/23 11:42:58 AM
#66:


The dude groaning a lot or at the same time the chick is really getting into it.

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goatthief
05/06/23 11:44:41 AM
#67:


My recommendations being 95% stepsibling and femdom

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Aressar
05/06/23 12:05:03 PM
#68:


The massive increase in 'faceless' porn. I get that it's an easy way for amateurs make porn vids while concealing their identity, but if I can't see their face, it does nothing for me.

Also, the guy finishing by jerking off, instead of letting his partner take care of it.

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Drumiester
05/06/23 12:19:34 PM
#69:


When the woman's pants and panties come off at the same time. Like, if she wore fucking panties for the scene at least let me see her in them. Otherwise what's the point?

Having sex first and then a blowjob, and then more sex.

Money shot on feet

The woman not doing any dirty talking, just moaning.

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Hambo
05/06/23 12:37:29 PM
#70:


Making out for exactly one second before going down. I don't care about sucking dick, just suck face for a bit first.

Removing pants and underwear at the same time or not wearing underwear. You gotta show off the bulge, then the goods.

Shirts staying on for too long or the whole time.

Thrusting way too fast.

Long hair.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/06/23 12:41:10 PM
#71:


it's hard to find a japanese porn chick who doesn't sound like a ambulance truck during sex

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Questionmarktarius
05/06/23 12:45:16 PM
#72:


Dipshits who think an inset video in the corner of rubbing one out is somehow "content creation". Talking over the video is even worse.
I want to watch porn, not watch you watch porn.

Also, LOUD RUSSIAN OVERDUBS need to die, thanks.
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DirkDiggles
05/06/23 12:45:25 PM
#73:


Am I the only one to say Behind the Balls shots?

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AldoMontoya
05/06/23 12:58:32 PM
#74:


When the dude in the scene makes any noise whatsoever during sex. I wanna hear the chick, not the dude.
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wannabepranksta
05/06/23 1:00:56 PM
#75:


When the guy's butt is covering the girls face when she's slobbering on the man meat

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Heartomaton
05/06/23 1:01:29 PM
#76:


Inaccurate category tags.

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LordFarquad1312
05/06/23 1:02:50 PM
#77:


DirkDiggles posted...
Am I the only one to say Behind the Balls shots?
LordFarquad1312 posted...
Behind the balls shots


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ForsakenHermit
05/06/23 1:04:26 PM
#78:


sonichu posted...
Girls taking clothes off and they have no underwear on

Cuts so they go from interview whatever clothed and then cut to next scene and girl is already nude
Amen

I'll add an overemphasized focus on bjs. I don't want to watch another man get sucked off.

I also hate videos where the woman wears a hijab or something like that and they keep it on for the whole scene. Talk about nerfing erotic potential.

Finally this is one more focused on search engines that power porn sites but I hate it when I search for crotch shaving and get results for women getting their heads shaved. Not to shame anyone who's into that as long as it's consensual and everything at the same time can we limit that to exact searches already?

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Garabandal
05/06/23 1:37:00 PM
#79:


bluezero posted...
Girls not showing their face/entire head. I get the reason, it's just annoying.
This too

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kuwab0
05/06/23 1:56:01 PM
#80:


Girls keeping their socks/shoes on

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Aressar
05/06/23 1:57:16 PM
#81:


ForsakenHermit posted...
I also hate videos where the woman wears a hijab or something like that and they keep it on for the whole scene. Talk about nerfing erotic potential.

This so much, in general really. Sometimes I just wanna watch porn of a woman from a specific ethnicity, but for some reason 9 out of 10 videos have women of that ethnicity dressed in a way that is traditionally conservatively associated with that ethnicity.

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R1masher
05/06/23 1:57:18 PM
#82:


Hairy balls

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kage_53
05/06/23 3:00:03 PM
#83:


Compsognathus posted...
Dude focused angles. I'm watching this for the lady. She needs to be the primary focus of all shots. I don't want the reverse angle where it's mostly man ass and balls.

This is pretty much why I only watch lesbian porn.
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Boombam99
05/06/23 3:04:14 PM
#84:


The guy making more noise/sounds than the girl. Also everything being step-brother/sister shit. So stupid
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MICHALECOLE
05/06/23 3:06:45 PM
#85:


TheoryzC posted...
It ain't a jmac scene if he doesn't put em in the full nelson masterlock
I swear he invented that shit
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wanderingshade
05/06/23 3:07:49 PM
#86:


Fellatio.

I'm not interested in it visually, or the close up HD gluck gluck sounds.

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The_Wheelman1
05/06/23 3:13:27 PM
#87:


-When the girl seems very uninterested and she puts little to no effort in sex. She just lays there looking bored while the dude plows her.

- Anything where the dude talks way too much

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YugiNoob
05/06/23 3:25:59 PM
#88:


BJs that don't show anything below the girl's neck. I don't care about a dude being sucked off, I need booba.

Face masks. Having a good body doesn't mean anything to me if the face is uggo or obscured.

Focusing on the dude a lot.

Having a bunch of tattoos.


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Solid_Snake07
05/06/23 3:29:30 PM
#89:


Close up shots

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Questionmarktarius
05/06/23 3:30:35 PM
#90:


High-definition hemorrhoids
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FortuneCookie
05/06/23 3:41:57 PM
#91:


I hate it when literotica suddenly includes one of the following:

  • pedophilia (tends to happen in incest stories, polyamorous stories, or stories involving magical transformations)
  • rape (can happen in pretty much any story)
  • bodily waste (tends to happen in stories involving anal sex)
  • urination (tends to happen in stories involving one individual being dominated by another)
Tag that shit so I know not to read your damn story.

Also, way too many stories involving magic transformations have weight gain. If you're into that, that's fine. But, again, mark that so that I don't have to read it. The idea of a snooty attractive woman suddenly becoming a gassy 400 lb. slob does not appeal to me.
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R1masher
05/06/23 3:44:15 PM
#92:


Shaved balls

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Euripides
05/06/23 3:46:11 PM
#93:


Hentai

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Vampire_Chicken
05/06/23 4:54:26 PM
#94:


Girls smiling at the camera. Never break the fourth wall.

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C_Pain
05/06/23 5:01:30 PM
#95:


Porn is bad and I want nothing to do with it

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VampireCoyote
05/06/23 5:03:15 PM
#96:


C_Pain posted...
Porn is bad and I want nothing to do with it

so you posted in a topic about it

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WellKnownNomad
05/06/23 5:03:43 PM
#97:


When its mother daughter yet the mother and daughter arent that far apart in age

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C_Pain
05/06/23 5:04:04 PM
#98:


VampireCoyote posted...
so you posted in a topic about it
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R1masher
05/06/23 5:08:25 PM
#99:


Wrinkly balls

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Hayame_Zero
05/06/23 5:13:13 PM
#100:


When the guy pulls out and slaps their clit with it.

You can tell when the woman's orgasm gets noticeably faker when they do that too.

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