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Another_Voice
05/05/23 5:25:02 PM
#1:


1. Get a job.

2. Budget. Set aside 20% of your pay to a savings account.

3. Pursue a mortgage over renting.

4. Find a woman, marry her, and have kids.

6. Respect your parents and in-laws.

7. Exercise and eat healthy.

There, I fixed your life. You can log off and stop complaining now. Got it?
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Heartomaton
05/05/23 5:25:40 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/05/23 5:27:19 PM
#3:


Another_Voice posted...


4. Find a woman, marry her, and have kids.

There, I fixed your life. You can log off and stop complaining now. Got it?

Well this is a big pothole in your magical road to happiness.


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Hambo
05/05/23 5:29:02 PM
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How to get your life together:
1. Get your life together.

See guys? It's easy.

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toreysback
05/05/23 5:29:18 PM
#5:


5 profit

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NoxObscuras
05/05/23 5:29:31 PM
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This is very off brand for you TC. You usually post long rambly copy pastas

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Gremlynn
05/07/23 2:08:25 AM
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My mother chose staying married to the man who molested me as a child over keeping me.

That's who you want me to respect?

Oh wait or maybe the people who raised me in her place. The man who banned Sesame Street in the house because they promoted civil rights. Or perchance the woman who screamed at me for "making her sit next to a mexican" at the laundromat.

Those the people I oughta respect?

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party_animal07
05/07/23 2:16:47 AM
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You lost me at 4

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goatthief
05/07/23 2:29:16 AM
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Might have worked ten years ago. Now you are fucked

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Letron_James
05/07/23 2:30:06 AM
#10:


clean your bedroom

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Tyranthraxus
05/07/23 2:33:49 AM
#11:


party_animal07 posted...
You lost me at 4
Makes sense. There's no 5. IDK about y'all but I'm not gonna take life advice from someone who can't even count to 5.

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
05/07/23 2:39:44 AM
#12:


Another_Voice posted...
1. Get a job.

No

Another_Voice posted...
2. Budget. Set aside 20% of your pay to a savings account.

What's the point of holding money if you're not gonna use it

Another_Voice posted...
3. Pursue a mortgage over renting.

staying in one place for a long ass time?? yeah nooo

Another_Voice posted...
4. Find a woman, marry her, and have kids.

I was with this until the marrying and the kids

Another_Voice posted...
6. Respect your parents and in-laws.

Respect is earned not given.

Another_Voice posted...
7. Exercise and eat healthy.

Finally, one you got right.

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Irony
05/07/23 2:45:15 AM
#14:


How to shut the fuck up

1.

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