Current Events > Fellas, I think I finally found a way to avoid the splash back

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I can't believe it that it works as well as it does! I've had a 100% success rate with this method. Fellas, I'm telling you, this works! Now it comes with a huge catch, but you'll never have to worry about your old woman nagging you about any kind of mess made on the floor. No more cleaning it up with your socks, fellas, this method works real well! And it's super easy too.

All you need to do, is sit down when you pee. Make sure that you're aiming down at the toilet. And.... THAT'S IT! That's right, fellas, no more nagging and all it takes is sitting down.

Of course, the problem is that if you do this, then you are sitting down to pee. And as we all know, fellas, it's not ok to do this. But don't worry, I've thought of a method for this as well. Just stay on the toilet until you poop, and presto! You're all good.

sitting down while peeing is an elite tech

I tried this, how could I not with such a spiel, but somehow I made more of mess. Maybe the instructions are not clear.

__starsnostars posted...

I tried this, how could I not with such a spiel, but somehow I made more of mess. Maybe the instructions are not clear.

Did you make sure to aim at the toilet?
First time I tried this, I didn't, and I got it all over the walls.

There's no splashback if you just pee straight into the water instead of hitting the sides.

just don't pee, simple as

Paragon21XX posted...

There's no splashback if you just pee straight into the water instead of hitting the sides.

Fake news.
Fellas, this guy works for big Flush don't listen to him.

ngl, I've pissed all over the floor and into my pants when I've tried this in public restrooms

Supersex420 posted...

just don't pee, simple as

Obviously. I dunno why people don't overlook this obvious solution

i thought this was gonna be about when poopin and you drop a log and a little water splashes back and tickles your butthole a little

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

i thought this was gonna be about when poopin and you drop a log and a little water splashes back and tickles your butthole a little

Unfortunately, there's no way to prevent this.
Maybe if you get a litter box of some sort. But then this makes me question. Fellas, is it ok to own a cat?

I've done this since I was a kid

It's the superior way

Turbam posted...

All you need to do, is sit down when you pee.

I just end up pissing all over the back of my pants

I cant sit down to pee if I dont have to poop, its tricks my hole into thinking it go time and it starts puckering and flexing, pretty sure its not good for the mileage

I can't sit when peeing because i need to spell random letters and numbers with my streams

Eh, I'd rather roll the dice

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

i thought this was gonna be about when poopin and you drop a log and a little water splashes back and tickles your butthole a little

I thought it was about #2 also. But my trick for that has been putting toilet paper in first.

modena posted...

I thought it was about #2 also. But my trick for that has been putting toilet paper in first.

damn that's genius

cushioning your butt log drops to avoid the splash

I'm 6'5", sitting down is the only way to go

modena posted...

I thought it was about #2 also. But my trick for that has been putting toilet paper in first.

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

damn that's genius

cushioning your butt log drops to avoid the splash

Fellas, are you out of your gourds?!
We all know what toilet pa*er is for, fellas. It's not ok to even touch it.

All you really need is some rubber bands and a condom. Just wear the condom all day until you feel like it's finally time to drain the lizard and then you can just go wherever you want. You don't have to worry about back splash and getting any urine on the bathroom floor when you just pee while sitting at the dinner time or at the park with your homies. Once the condom gets full you just loosen the rubber bands and take the urine-filled mess off in one swoop and chuck it in the trash can.

A_Good_Boy posted...

All you really need is some rubber bands and a condom. Just wear the condom all day until you feel like it's finally time to drain the lizard and then you can just go wherever you want. You don't have to worry about back splash and getting any urine on the bathroom floor when you just pee while sitting at the dinner time or at the park with your homies. Once the condom gets full you just loosen the rubber bands and take the urine-filled mess off in one swoop and chuck it in the trash can.

Good idea, but then you'll have to touch your *enis.

sitzpinklers

Turbam posted...

No more cleaning it up with your socks

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/6/AAABTgAAEcy0.jpg

Germans do this.