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I can't believe it that it works as well as it does! I've had a 100% success rate with this method. Fellas, I'm telling you, this works! Now it comes with a huge catch, but you'll never have to worry about your old woman nagging you about any kind of mess made on the floor. No more cleaning it up with your socks, fellas, this method works real well! And it's super easy too.

All you need to do, is sit down when you pee. Make sure that you're aiming down at the toilet. And.... THAT'S IT! That's right, fellas, no more nagging and all it takes is sitting down.

Of course, the problem is that if you do this, then you are sitting down to pee. And as we all know, fellas, it's not ok to do this. But don't worry, I've thought of a method for this as well. Just stay on the toilet until you poop, and presto! You're all good.