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HairyQueen
04/27/23 7:50:46 PM
#1:


The seconds of your post determine your fate. How lucky will you be in your next life?

00: housecat
01: octopus
02: bluejay
03: common rat
04: tree frog
05: koala
06: nile crocodile
07: lab mouse
08: dairy cow
09: pitbull
10: chihuahua
11: hyena
12: wild orca
13: captive orca
14: farm pig
15: wild boar
16: lion
17: porcupine
18: farm chicken
19: hippopotamus
20: great white shark
21: basking shark
22: okapi
23: common squirrel
24: cockroach
25: dung beetle
26: bald eagle
27: snowy owl
28: pigeon
29: anaconda
30: king cobra
31: black widow spider
32: praying mantis
33: black ant queen
34: black ant worker
35: salmon
36: angler fish (male)
37: angler fish (female)
38: giant tortoise
39: blue whale
40: quokka
41: kangaroo
42: honey badger
43: lungfish
44: peacock (male)
45: mantis shrimp
46: red panda
47: blobfish
48: blue dragon
49: japanese spider crab
50: piranha
51: pubic lice
52: vampire bat
53: japanese hornet
54: tarantula
55: giant snapping turtle
56: bobbit worm
57: chevrotain
58: gharial
59: hairy frogfish

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FigureOfSpeech
04/27/23 7:52:04 PM
#2:


blue whale would be a fun one. Their penises are up to 10 feet long.
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The_Creep_2020
04/27/23 7:52:21 PM
#3:


Sure

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Heartomaton
04/27/23 7:52:57 PM
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Plz b sumthin cool

Edit: Fuck.

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Bishop_Hastur
04/27/23 7:54:38 PM
#5:


Could be good.
EDIT: got Giant Tortoise. Nice.

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mullettron
04/27/23 7:55:52 PM
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Quorthon109
04/27/23 7:56:23 PM
#7:


big money

a fuckin squirrel huh

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FigureOfSpeech
04/27/23 7:56:29 PM
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Bishop_Hastur posted...
Could be good.

Fuck, bro! 1 second later and you woulda had a 10 foot penis!
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BettyWhite
04/27/23 7:56:53 PM
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Pot roast

Looks like I'm one of the most terrifying bugs to exist and I get to live in Japan.


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MedeaLysistrata
04/27/23 7:58:53 PM
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post

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WilliamPorygon
04/27/23 8:00:11 PM
#11:


goddammit

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AgentCoulson
04/27/23 8:05:49 PM
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Hmmm

Edit. A crab? My zodiac sign is a crab as well...could this be a sign. Am I doomed to forever be crabby?

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Ratchetrockon
04/27/23 8:33:57 PM
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Let's see

Nile crocodile

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GeraldDarko
04/27/23 8:34:50 PM
#15:


mkay

Piranha... meh

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GeraldDarko
04/27/23 8:38:35 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
goddammit
Were you trying for captive orca?

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MrResetti
04/27/23 8:39:52 PM
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Post because you spent at least three minutes on this

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Gobstoppers12
04/27/23 8:41:24 PM
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Big bucks no whammies STOP

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kingdrake2
04/27/23 8:41:55 PM
#20:


arise chicken.

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CaptainStrong
04/27/23 8:41:59 PM
#21:


witha teetha

"hairy frogfish"?!
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Anony1125
04/27/23 8:42:49 PM
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gotta be the coolest animal for a cool dude like me

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Doe
04/27/23 8:43:00 PM
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No deer option, poll wasn't made for me :(

well ok... a cat makes sense too

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AnsestralRecall
04/27/23 8:43:18 PM
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HairyQueen
04/27/23 8:48:39 PM
#25:


Doe posted...
No deer option
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrotain
:)

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AloneIBreak
04/27/23 9:06:36 PM
#26:


Leggo

Lol male angler fish

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sk8r_ryan
04/27/23 9:08:18 PM
#27:


Come oooon, 51

Oh well, time to plan an exceedingly elaborate escape involving Mel Gibson

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sabin017
04/27/23 9:10:45 PM
#28:


Let's see...

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Paragon21XX
04/27/23 9:12:46 PM
#29:


Hope it's something good.

Red panda. I find this acceptable.

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Alteres
04/27/23 9:17:47 PM
#30:


Welp

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sabin017
04/27/23 9:18:09 PM
#31:


Will become a mantis shrimp:
https://youtu.be/F5FEj9U-CJM

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KogaSteelfang
04/27/23 9:18:58 PM
#32:


I am a... gharial. Hm, gonna have to Google.
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monkeykid453
04/27/23 9:21:46 PM
#33:


ay ay ay

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Crimsoness
04/27/23 9:25:50 PM
#34:


Okay

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HairyQueen
04/27/23 9:33:08 PM
#35:


How have we already had 3 red pandas

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Turbam
04/27/23 9:33:35 PM
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:V

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Killmonger
04/27/23 9:34:06 PM
#37:


Okay.

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DuuuDe14
04/27/23 9:34:21 PM
#38:


Hoping for cockroach

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Ubergeneral3
04/27/23 9:43:19 PM
#39:


K

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YugiNoob
04/27/23 9:49:18 PM
#40:


Gimme animal

Chicken. Welp, Ill have a pretty bad and short life :<

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boxoto
04/27/23 9:50:52 PM
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*crosses fingers for cat*

edit: at least it's not pubic lice

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Antbregante
04/27/23 10:27:23 PM
#44:


Hmmm. Common Squirrel. Well it's much better then the next 2 choices.
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Gremlynn
04/27/23 10:28:02 PM
#45:


herpaderp

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NOM
04/27/23 10:28:45 PM
#46:


I hope I am a llama

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Pitlord_Special
04/27/23 10:29:24 PM
#48:


Beast

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ElleRagu
04/27/23 10:29:50 PM
#49:


let's see

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Kurt_Russel
04/27/23 10:30:45 PM
#50:


K
edit: Fuckyes!
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NOM
04/27/23 10:31:45 PM
#51:


booo llama isn't even on there

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