Current Events > Alex Jones or Tucker Carlson. Who'd you rather have as your next door neighbor?

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Which far right asshole would YOU rather live next door to?

Tucker Carlson would be a shut in and do his best to avoid interacting with anyone.

Alex Jones is a walking disaster and attention vampire.

Eddie Bravo

Alex. Tucker is too fucking annoying and he has a face that just pisses me off

Alex is entertaining and says crazy shit that makes me laugh

Definitely tucker

tucker is just a racist weirdo, jones is insane

Alex seems like the kind of guy who would start physical fights with people. Tucker is more of a dork who talks shit on the internet/TV.

Isn't alex poor now?
So Tucker

Cpt_Pineapple posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/9/AAOCVBAAENAF.jpg

This. You could have deep conversations with Tucker, and you could be entertained by Alex lol.

used to live in the same general area as jones, along the 360 corridor within 5 or 10 minutes apart depending on traffic conditions

but to answer your question, probably jones - seems like he'd be a chill neighbor, probably throws fun parties

I would inflict devastating, completely one-sided psychological torture on Tucker at absolutely every opportunity. I wouldn't be satisfied until he wound up in a padded room and a straight jacket.

No way I could afford that neighborhood

Tucker Carlson seems more like a diddler so I would probably want him out of my neighborhood

I also feel like Alex Jones could behave in the confines of his own neighborhood so everyone can easily ignore him

tucker carlson because i'd probably have to have a higher net worth to be his neighbor

Tucker would be busy doing things. Id probably see them once from a distance.

I have a feeling that Jones would be wandering over raving about something constantly.

Gobstoppers12 posted...

Alex seems like the kind of guy who would start physical fights with people. Tucker is more of a dork who talks shit on the internet/TV.

Yeah, same.

Tucker seems like the guy that would just stay private and go about his business, exchanging a friendly wave or head nod every now and again.

Jones is the neighbor that yells at you for keeping your garbage cans outside past noon.

Alex Jones could explain anime to me since I don't watch that naruto shit:

https://youtu.be/TAFg-WbCOs8

Alex Jones simply because It'd be incredibly easy to get him to meltdown and go batshit crazy.

Cucker would just look at you with that face of his and the urge to punch him would be difficult to suppress.

Tucker. I feel Alex Jones would wrap my house in tinfoil to keep the microwaves inside.

https://youtu.be/ylmkVh-vCRw

I would probably get goaded into a fistfight with either of them within 5 minutes. I'll pick the one who's obviously less likely to be fueled by hard narcotics.

I think Jones would be much more likely to wander outside drunk waving a gun at me, so obviously not him.

Carlson sucks, but I have a feeling he wouldn't really want to talk to his neighbors.

I get the feeling that Tucker is more of a little bitch irl and would shut the fuck up in private, so him. Alex Jones seems like much more of a loudmouth in all facets of life and would be a karen of a neighbor.

AJ would have a hundred cameras pointing at your home.

Tucker's at least quieter.

Alex for sure, the guy's hilarious and you know he'd cook a mean burger for a BBQ. I'm already smiling imagining being next to him at the grill he'd flip a burger and say something like "You know the burgers at the grocery store? They're filled with chemicals that make you gay! Don't worry though, these'll keep you safe brother!"

Cpt_Pineapple posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/9/AAOCVBAAENAF.jpg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rfZcKCIcug8

Go Alex go go go.

I feel like Jones would be the type of person to set up a survival compound surrounding my home for 'protection' against people he thinks are after me
Tucker would just be annoying

Maybe more like a pen or coup.

Tucker lives in his guest house, doesn't own a TV, just has a little dog and wife, and used to just broadcast his show from a van. You'd probably never even know he was there tbh

if i have to choose it would be tucker. both are scum but jones seems like the type that could snap and commit a mass shooting