Current Events > Tomorrow, 3 PM EST, I will make a post on this board that will change your life.

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Another_Voice
04/23/23 6:23:13 PM
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This board, which is mainly just a boring repetition of the same talking points, the same jokes, and the same memes, is getting a little stale. Unique or new viewpoints are hard to come by and are maybe 0.01% of all the posts here.

I, however, will tomorrow put a thought into your brain from which you will never escape. I am talking about a veritable "before and after" moment in your life. While this new information I will give you will have no apparent immediate use, it'll be a bug that will gnaw on your amygdala for the rest of your life. Fair warning:You will probably hate having this idea burned into your mind. A thousand hours of regret over a decision you didn't have anything to do with, because it came many centuries before your birth. I'd normally advise those of you who are squeamish to stay away from the board tomorrow, but it would be useless. The implications of the thought I will implant in your brains will be talked about on the Internet for years, so there really is no escaping it (unless you leave GameFAQs forever, but this will certainly spill over to other forms of media).

Here's a quick FAQ/Q&A, since I do not have time for a bunch of people asking questions.

1. Is this a troll post?
In no form whatsoever.

2. Will it be super duper secret leaked documents?
No.

3. Are we to constitute this message as a threat to somebody in particular?
Absolutely not.

4. Will I be asked for money to reveal the answer?
No.

5. So then what the hell is it?
A humble thought experiment. You will lament ever having read it. It'll be brief, but it will set you on your way towards a lifetime of regret and longing for a past that never existed. You don't wanna miss it.

6. May we at least have a clue as to what we are going to witness?
Certainly. "PY."
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XxKrazyChaosxX
04/23/23 6:25:18 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/0/AAJmR2AAEaSk.jpg

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Tyranthraxus
04/23/23 6:25:56 PM
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tl;dr

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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MarbyIsBack
04/23/23 6:26:00 PM
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I ain't reading all that.

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TomClark
04/23/23 6:30:08 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/5/AAABqgAAEaSp.jpg

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mustachedmystic
04/23/23 6:30:12 PM
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Yeah, no, it wont.

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nononom0use123
04/24/23 2:26:39 PM
#9:


Im ready

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CADE_FOSTER
04/24/23 2:27:45 PM
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MarbyIsBack posted...
I ain't reading all that.
this
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Zikten
04/24/23 2:29:41 PM
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Some kind of philosophical thing?
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eggcorn
04/24/23 2:32:04 PM
#12:


I'm ready

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Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
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Despised
04/24/23 2:37:22 PM
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eggcorn posted...
I'm ready


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EyeWontBeFooled
04/24/23 2:38:44 PM
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eggcorn posted...
I'm ready


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Resident Shiny Hunter of CE
284 Shinys and counting!
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TaylorHeinicke
04/24/23 2:38:57 PM
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22 mins

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St. Louis Battlehawks (5-4)
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DKBananaSlamma
04/24/23 2:39:47 PM
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lol what the hell is this

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Neon >_>
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meralonne
04/24/23 2:43:26 PM
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eggcorn posted...
I'm ready
https://youtu.be/_lOgVfrlI9I

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Doe
04/24/23 2:44:08 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/7/AAcZIZAAEach.jpg

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Fable
04/24/23 3:01:43 PM
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You're late

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ironman2009
04/24/23 3:01:58 PM
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Wow he lied. What a surprise.

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nononom0use123
04/24/23 3:02:01 PM
#21:


Lets gooooooooo

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RuneterranSnap
04/24/23 3:02:07 PM
#22:


Fable posted...
You're late
You know what to do
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DKBananaSlamma
04/24/23 3:03:47 PM
#23:


What a topic of LIES

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Neon >_>
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Murphiroth
04/24/23 3:04:07 PM
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https://youtu.be/cdEQmpVIE4A
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ironman2009
04/24/23 3:04:23 PM
#25:


Ban this nerd @SBAllen

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THRILLHO
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BunkerBoy
04/24/23 3:06:07 PM
#26:


Another_Voice posted...
"PY."
Penis yanking?
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Alteres
04/24/23 3:06:52 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
What a topic of LIES


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nononom0use123
04/24/23 3:09:39 PM
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I stayed up all night in anticipation of this event. This is BS that we have to wait like this even longer

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catfan2008
04/24/23 3:09:53 PM
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Isn't this classed as trolling

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