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DarthDemented 04/19/23 1:45:56 AM #1:	Keep it up. They're hilarious --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:972935281] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>Keep it up. They're hilarious </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 04/19/23 1:48:12 AM #2:	sulfur-heavy diet <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:972935321] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>sulfur-heavy diet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 04/19/23 1:48:29 AM #3:	Because no one has the power to stop me. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:972935325] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>Because no one has the power to stop me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/19/23 1:52:31 AM #4:	It sure would be more convenient if we could just burp and fart out of our mouth. --- "They speak of progress, in red, white and blue. It's the structure of the future as demise comes seething through." <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:972935369] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>It sure would be more convenient if we could just burp and fart out of our mouth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Priere 04/19/23 1:54:49 AM #5:	Dysentery. :( --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif <cite>Priere posted [p:972935395] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>Dysentery. :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 04/19/23 1:57:37 AM #6:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/6/AAfSRzAAEZSc.jpg --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:972935419] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/6/AAfSRzAAEZSc.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CaptainStrong 04/19/23 1:59:18 AM #7:	https://youtu.be/66xZLo9LpWY?t=30 <cite>CaptainStrong posted [p:972935438] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/66xZLo9LpWY?t=30</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 04/19/23 2:24:58 AM #8:	VampireCoyote posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/6/AAfSRzAAEZSc.jpg Wow. Does that make you hardcore? --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:972935653] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>VampireCoyote posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/6/AAfSRzAAEZSc.jpg</quote>Wow. Does that make you hardcore?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 04/19/23 2:27:05 AM #9:	Iunno, I'd rather not. Sure the glutes are generous enough to keep my shorts clean all day, but one fart in a thong and it's fucking ruined. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:972935680] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>Iunno, I'd rather not. Sure the glutes are generous enough to keep my shorts clean all day, but one fart in a thong and it's fucking ruined.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 04/19/23 11:24:05 AM #10:	Gremlynn posted... Iunno, I'd rather not. Sure the glutes are generous enough to keep my shorts clean all day, but one fart in a thong and it's fucking ruined. Figured farting in a thong would be like a grass whistle situation. --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:972941370] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>Gremlynn posted... </cite><quote>Iunno, I'd rather not. Sure the glutes are generous enough to keep my shorts clean all day, but one fart in a thong and it's fucking ruined.</quote>Figured farting in a thong would be like a grass whistle situation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 04/19/23 11:33:28 AM #11:	DarthDemented posted... They're hilarious This is why. One the most unattractive things. But in a setting where everyone is just goofin, it's pretty funny. I'm definitely not above laughing at a nicely timed fart. Someone farting after they fall over? It's never not funny. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:972941569] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>DarthDemented posted... </cite><quote>They're hilarious</quote>This is why. One the most unattractive things. But in a setting where everyone is just goofin, it's pretty funny. I'm definitely not above laughing at a nicely timed fart. Someone farting after they fall over? It's never not funny. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 04/19/23 11:39:06 AM #12:	i eat a lot of beans --- I hope something good happens to you today Playing: Octopath Traveler 2 <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:972941674] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>i eat a lot of beans</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 04/19/23 2:45:27 PM #13:	DarthDemented posted... Figured farting in a thong would be like a grass whistle situation. you know the entire anus should still be covered right? the only difference is the fabric is making contact instead of being held further away by the cheeks. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:972945323] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>DarthDemented posted... </cite><quote>Figured farting in a thong would be like a grass whistle situation.</quote>you know the entire anus should still be covered right? the only difference is the fabric is making contact instead of being held further away by the cheeks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 04/19/23 2:49:22 PM #14:	DarthDemented posted... Figured farting in a thong would be like a grass whistle situation. Lmfao --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:972945403] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>DarthDemented posted... </cite><quote>Figured farting in a thong would be like a grass whistle situation.</quote>Lmfao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 04/19/23 2:52:17 PM #15:	Gremlynn posted... you know the entire anus should still be covered right? the only difference is the fabric is making contact instead of being held further away by the cheeks. Still...would be hilarious --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:972945451] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>Gremlynn posted... </cite><quote>you know the entire anus should still be covered right? the only difference is the fabric is making contact instead of being held further away by the cheeks.</quote>Still...would be hilarious </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcyWarcy 04/19/23 2:54:58 PM #16:	lots of fiber --- Looks like this gamer's paradise has turned into a gamer's hell............................................... <cite>MarcyWarcy posted [p:972945500] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>lots of fiber</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 04/19/23 3:00:00 PM #17:	DarthDemented posted... Still...would be hilarious i suppose it would be if that's what happened. instead it's just the only time i mess my underwear. even the dryest of farts leave a mark when it's pressed against you. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:972945601] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>DarthDemented posted... </cite><quote>Still...would be hilarious</quote>i suppose it would be if that's what happened.instead it's just the only time i mess my underwear. even the dryest of farts leave a mark when it's pressed against you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 04/19/23 3:15:16 PM #18:	makes me --- just another freak in the freak kingdom <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:972945911] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote> makes me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
noisetank 04/19/23 3:17:28 PM #19:	https://youtu.be/MW21lp833Vo?t=82 --- Grim Reaper: "Your time has come" Xsquader: "sir whats your badge number?" <cite>noisetank posted [p:972945953] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/MW21lp833Vo?t=82</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 04/19/23 3:18:47 PM #20:	you ever mute your tv when you know you're about to do a good one --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:972945980] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>you ever mute your tv when you know you're about to do a good one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 04/19/23 3:19:01 PM #21:	Gremlynn posted... i suppose it would be if that's what happened. instead it's just the only time i mess my underwear. even the dryest of farts leave a mark when it's pressed against you. That's unfortunate. Can't enjoy a good fart in a thong. --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:972945983] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>Gremlynn posted... </cite><quote>i suppose it would be if that's what happened.instead it's just the only time i mess my underwear. even the dryest of farts leave a mark when it's pressed against you.</quote>That's unfortunate. Can't enjoy a good fart in a thong.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 04/19/23 3:29:21 PM #22:	DarthDemented posted... That's unfortunate. Can't enjoy a good fart in a thong. it really is. only way i get home clean is if i put a stopper in it and to be honest that gets mighty uncomfortable after a few hours. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:972946175] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>DarthDemented posted... </cite><quote>That's unfortunate. Can't enjoy a good fart in a thong.</quote>it really is. only way i get home clean is if i put a stopper in it and to be honest that gets mighty uncomfortable after a few hours.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 04/19/23 3:30:01 PM #23:	Eating chicken hearts and stomachs all the time keep me so dang gassy --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:972946193] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>Eating chicken hearts and stomachs all the time keep me so dang gassy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 04/19/23 4:11:53 PM #24:	Gremlynn posted... it really is. only way i get home clean is if i put a stopper in it and to be honest that gets mighty uncomfortable after a few hours. You're right you know. Nice for awhile but eventually the booty starts rejecting it. --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:972947091] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>Gremlynn posted... </cite><quote>it really is. only way i get home clean is if i put a stopper in it and to be honest that gets mighty uncomfortable after a few hours.</quote>You're right you know. Nice for awhile but eventually the booty starts rejecting it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 04/19/23 4:30:28 PM #25:	DarthDemented posted... You're right you know. Nice for awhile but eventually the booty starts rejecting it. rejecting? naw it's hungry. trying to all-day it after awhile it starts feeling like the base is trying to fucking fuse to my skin. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:972947483] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>DarthDemented posted... </cite><quote>You're right you know. Nice for awhile but eventually the booty starts rejecting it.</quote>rejecting?naw it's hungry. trying to all-day it after awhile it starts feeling like the base is trying to fucking fuse to my skin.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 04/19/23 4:34:33 PM #26:	i hope i don't have ass cancer --- updated 3/26/2023 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:972947538] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>i hope i don't have ass cancer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 04/19/23 4:36:46 PM #27:	Gremlynn posted... rejecting? naw it's hungry. trying to all-day it after awhile it starts feeling like the base is trying to fucking fuse to my skin. Never had that problem. Just tries to spasm and push it out. --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:972947582] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>Gremlynn posted... </cite><quote>rejecting?naw it's hungry. trying to all-day it after awhile it starts feeling like the base is trying to fucking fuse to my skin.</quote>Never had that problem. Just tries to spasm and push it out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 04/19/23 4:47:00 PM #28:	MedeaLysistrata posted... i hope i don't have ass cancer Can I check? DM me. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:972947774] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite><quote>i hope i don't have ass cancer</quote>Can I check? DM me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 04/19/23 4:50:35 PM #30:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] That's like asking if I sniff my own ball sweat. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:972947847] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> That's like asking if I sniff my own ball sweat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 04/19/23 4:50:37 PM #31:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] How can you not? --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:972947848] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> How can you not?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 04/19/23 4:52:04 PM #32:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Can I check? DM me. no, but in one week remind me to call my doctor please --- updated 3/26/2023 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:972947874] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite><quote>Can I check? DM me.</quote>no, but in one week remind me to call my doctor please</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 04/19/23 4:53:06 PM #33:	MedeaLysistrata posted... no, but in one week remind me to call my doctor please It's cute you expect me not to feel spiteful from the rejection. Please depend completely on me to remind you. I would love that. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:972947894] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite><quote>no, but in one week remind me to call my doctor please</quote>It's cute you expect me not to feel spiteful from the rejection. Please depend completely on me to remind you. I would love that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom_Joad 04/19/23 4:55:32 PM #35:	VampireCoyote posted... picture https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/7/AAfQqfAAEZep.jpg --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult <cite>Tom_Joad posted [p:972947937] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>VampireCoyote posted... </cite><quote>picture</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/7/AAfQqfAAEZep.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 04/19/23 4:55:46 PM #36:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Imagine not having a butler to catch your farts for you. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:972947940] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Imagine not having a butler to catch your farts for you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 04/19/23 5:02:48 PM #37:	Tom_Joad posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/7/AAfQqfAAEZep.jpg So he farted when when he shitted but didn't shitted when he farted? --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:972948072] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>Tom_Joad posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/7/AAfQqfAAEZep.jpg</quote>So he farted when when he shitted but didn't shitted when he farted?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom_Joad 04/19/23 5:26:27 PM #38:	DarthDemented posted... So he farted when when he shitted but didn't shitted when he farted? Yes, he can fart without shitting. Tremble at his awesome awesomeness!!! --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult <cite>Tom_Joad posted [p:972948523] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>DarthDemented posted... </cite><quote>So he farted when when he shitted but didn't shitted when he farted?</quote>Yes, he can fart without shitting. Tremble at his awesome awesomeness!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop_Hastur 04/19/23 5:30:24 PM #39:	Better out than in. --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati <cite>Bishop_Hastur posted [p:972948609] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>Better out than in.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 04/19/23 5:37:37 PM #40:	That first fart of the day is always the best one of the day. Unless you're lactose intolerant and purposely consume dairy to stink out your friends. --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:972948765] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>That first fart of the day is always the best one of the day. Unless you're lactose intolerant and purposely consume dairy to stink out your friends.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthDemented 04/19/23 5:49:34 PM #42:	KanWan posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/9/AAfboFAAEZfJ.jpg Ok that madr me giggle like a third grader --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:972948996] in Why do you... [t:80416884]...</cite> <quote>KanWan posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/9/AAfboFAAEZfJ.jpg</quote>Ok that madr me giggle like a third grader </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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