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Trumble
04/16/23 4:34:16 AM
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$1,000,000, but you must touch a bong at least once every 24 hours.


You don't have to smoke anything through it, you just have to touch one. If you go 24 hours without touching one once, you get the worst leg cramp of your life until you touch one. Then if it happens again, you die.

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ToadallyAwesome
04/16/23 4:55:42 AM
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Does the size and material matter? Like could I get small metal bong type items to cover my bases or does it have to straight up be a fragile glass one?

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Kloe_Rinz
04/16/23 6:26:57 AM
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what if im hospitalised and there are no bongs
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thronedfire2
04/16/23 6:59:14 AM
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Does it have to be an actual bong or can I stick a glass tube through an apple?

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Talib_21
04/16/23 6:59:23 AM
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Sure I already do

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VGAddict90
04/16/23 7:00:27 AM
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You mean for the rest of my life?
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CountDrugula
04/16/23 7:04:40 AM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eMK4cfXj5c0

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Slayer_22
04/16/23 7:06:18 AM
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Trumble posted...
You don't have to smoke anything through it, you just have to touch one. If you go 24 hours without touching one once, you get the worst leg cramp of your life until you touch one. Then if it happens again, you die.
Does the leg cramp issue reset after an amount of times, or is it two strikes you're out?

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tripleh213
04/16/23 7:10:17 AM
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Talib_21 posted...
Sure I already do


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ToasterStrudeI
04/16/23 9:18:12 AM
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ToadallyAwesome posted...
Does the size and material matter? Like could I get small metal bong type items to cover my bases or does it have to straight up be a fragile glass one?
This.

Just get a necklace with a small bong on it so that you're always touching a bong.

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Bigpapaplut
04/16/23 9:19:14 AM
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Damn I can get a million dollars for something I do daily for free.. Sign me up

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R1masher
04/16/23 9:20:42 AM
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Sure, Id just put it in my bong hole and Id always be touching it

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HeWhoHasNoShadow
04/16/23 9:22:33 AM
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I'd get a piercing of a very small bong

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a-c-a-b
04/16/23 9:46:55 AM
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I have one sitting on my living room coffee table.

I think this would be a manageable feat.

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mustachedmystic
04/16/23 10:15:52 AM
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Ive got one in my closet that I never use

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Heartomaton
04/16/23 10:18:30 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Does it have to be an actual bong or can I stick a glass tube through an apple?

That would be a pipe.

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Unknown5uspect
04/16/23 10:22:45 AM
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Bigpapaplut posted...
Damn I can get a million dollars for something I do daily for free.. Sign me up
Buoi

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Trumble
04/16/23 4:21:20 PM
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ToadallyAwesome posted...
Does the size and material matter? Like could I get small metal bong type items to cover my bases or does it have to straight up be a fragile glass one?
Material doesn't matter, as long as it both looks like and can function as a bong.

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Trumble
04/16/23 4:22:03 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Does the leg cramp issue reset after an amount of times, or is it two strikes you're out?
No reset. You get the one leg cramp as a warning, and if it happens again even like 40 years later bam, you die.

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Philip027
04/16/23 4:25:23 PM
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How many bongs were you hitting when you came up with this scenario?

Regardless, sure, this seems simple enough. Just gotta repurpose a bong into something I know I would interact with daily. Like, idk, a toothbrush holder.
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Trumble
04/16/23 4:28:16 PM
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Philip027 posted...
How many bongs were you hitting when you came up with this scenario?

None, though I was in the vicinity of one. It's not my preferred tool for that purpose.

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Unknown5uspect
04/16/23 7:10:21 PM
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Trumble posted...
Material doesn't matter, as long as it both looks like and can function as a bong.
So would it count or not count if I hardboiled an egg, cut it in half, scooped out the yolk and poked a hole in it to smoke from?

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VampireCoyote
04/16/23 7:11:29 PM
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easiest money since world war 2

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DrizztLink
04/16/23 7:12:27 PM
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Trumble posted...
Material doesn't matter, as long as it both looks like and can function as a bong.
As in specifically a water pipe?

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Trumble
04/16/23 7:12:51 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
As in specifically a water pipe?
Yes. "Gravity bong" / etc doesn't count.

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ANort175
04/16/23 7:14:06 PM
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"Oh dear look at the time, it's bong-o-clock"

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