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boxoto 04/14/23 7:29:05 AM #1: |
according to CBR. before I post the list, I feel it's kinda unfair to add anything from fighting and Sonic games, lol. in descending order: 10. Metroid: Other M 09. Bioshock Infinite 08. Soulcalibur V 07. YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG 06. Fire Emblem Fates 05. Heavy Rain 04. Twelve Minutes 03. Duke Nukem Forever 02. Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) 01. Ride to Hell: Retribution https://www.cbr.com/worst-video-game-plots/#sonic-the-hedgehog-2006 --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/bmh5oq ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sauceje 04/14/23 7:29:50 AM #2: |
boxoto posted... according to CBR.Who? --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 04/14/23 7:30:09 AM #3: |
boxoto posted... 09. Bioshock InfiniteYeah, fair. But really, they'd all be some terrible 2/10 games no one's ever heard of. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 04/14/23 7:30:39 AM #4: |
Metal gear solid, all of them Yeah I fucking said it --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BurmesePenguin 04/14/23 7:32:50 AM #6: |
Where's DMC2? boxoto posted... 06. Fire Emblem FatesCorrect. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boxoto 04/14/23 7:36:32 AM #7: |
sauceje posted... Who?I'm not 100% sure. I sometimes get recommended their articles, but I rarely click on them. I'm assuming they post video game content, but it could just be entertainment in general. [LFAQs-redacted-quote] it had a cool start, at least, but yea. --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/bmh5oq ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guns_of_Verdun 04/14/23 7:39:25 AM #8: |
boxoto posted...
Fair 09. Bioshock Infinite These are written fine, they just have some flaws 03. Duke Nukem Forever These are bad games but the writing is fine RE4 should definately be up there --- http://i.imgur.com/VwJsmAR.gifv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 04/14/23 7:41:12 AM #9: |
Guns_of_Verdun posted... RE4 should definately be up thereYou shut your whore mouth --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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action52 04/14/23 7:43:28 AM #10: |
pegusus123456 posted... Yeah, fair.Yeah making a "worst stories" list seems so pointless. "Most disappointing" would be better. All of these (that I know, at least) have a base quality level that puts them above all the games I've played with REALLY bad stories. Any of you ever played the shareware Hugo's House of Horrors series? That's one that popped into my head as having a much worse story than any of them. You're saving your girlfriend, there's a mad scientist, you go from random setpiece to random setpiece and nothing makes sense. I'm sure if I put any thought into it there are lots more. --- And who are you, my little friend? Not a spoon... not a fork... but something in between. A fpoon. What will you think of next, Germany? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garioshi 04/14/23 7:46:08 AM #11: |
These guys haven't played I/O --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hyperskate65 04/14/23 7:48:24 AM #13: |
Heavy Rain absolutely does not deserve to be on there. --- his comparison suggests we're closet african americans. PSN BlahblahUnicornx ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cjsdowg 04/14/23 7:48:29 AM #14: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Heavy Rain is worse than IP. IP goes off the real because of that stupid twist. Everything about HR depends on the a story giving us false information or just BS. Also my mom hated Jason lol. hyperskate65 posted... Heavy Rain absolutely does not deserve to be on there. Heavy Rain should be on there for that Junk Yard fight alone. --- "Big Sweaty Otis" -Titus O'Neil ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ratchetrockon 04/14/23 7:48:34 AM #15: |
BurmesePenguin posted... Where's DMC2? it pretty good --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Gothic 2 NOTR He/Him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BurmesePenguin 04/14/23 7:52:02 AM #16: |
Ratchetrockon posted... it pretty goodPhunny ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guns_of_Verdun 04/14/23 7:56:04 AM #17: |
pegusus123456 posted... You shut your whore mouthHave you played RE4? The plot makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. --- http://i.imgur.com/VwJsmAR.gifv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ratchetrockon 04/14/23 8:01:43 AM #19: |
BurmesePenguin posted... PhunnyI-I'm serious --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Gothic 2 NOTR He/Him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AnsestralRecall 04/14/23 8:04:11 AM #20: |
The 3rd Birthday isn't #1-10 so bad list ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 04/14/23 8:04:31 AM #21: |
There is no way in hell that Sonic 06 should be that high. The story was mediocre, but it wasn't terrible. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MaxEffingBemis 04/14/23 8:11:05 AM #22: |
FE Fates was really fucking stupid plot-wise. Jesus. AnsestralRecall posted... The 3rd Birthday isn't #1-10 so bad listAlso this --- She took pity on me, horizontally, but most likely because of my band ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ROBANN_88 04/14/23 8:12:09 AM #23: |
I assume we're not counting in those Steam games that cost 0.03 dollars and took four hours to code total, that exist in the thousands? --- Kremlin delenda est ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guns_of_Verdun 04/14/23 8:15:44 AM #24: |
ROBANN_88 posted... I assume we're not counting in those Steam games that cost 0.03 dollars and took four hours to code total, that exist in the thousands?Its weird It's mostly major releases but then they throw YIIK in there --- http://i.imgur.com/VwJsmAR.gifv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hyperskate65 04/14/23 8:25:12 AM #25: |
Turbam posted... There is no way in hell that Sonic 06 should be that high. Sonic 06 gets put on these lists all the time for 2 reasons: 1. The meme of hating 06 2. The fact the story is completely retconned by itself at the end since nothing really happened Only one of those reasons is worthy of adding it. --- his comparison suggests we're closet african americans. PSN BlahblahUnicornx ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guns_of_Verdun 04/14/23 8:43:39 AM #26: |
^It's about the journey not the destination Really the only bad thing about 06's story was Other than that all the problems with the game were gameplay and performance based. --- http://i.imgur.com/VwJsmAR.gifv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 04/14/23 9:15:56 AM #27: |
If you isolate the Main Quest, Fallout 3 deserves a low-10 spot; but a handful of the sidequests are genuinely well-written, which helps elevate the game overall. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CassandraCroft 04/14/23 9:44:34 AM #29: |
What no Shadow Of The Tomb Raider?! Shame! Shame! shame! The game may be excellent by my goodness the story is freaking horrendous. --- All your base are belong to us. Been gaming since 1979. Xbox Live Account Sophitia99 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr 04/14/23 10:30:24 AM #30: |
Bioshock Infinite is a weird game. Some people swear it's the best in the series and other people swear it's the worst in the series. I remember really enjoying it. --- "No. I'm a man so theyll get me a full size McDouble." - DuncanWii https://i.imgur.com/cSxy3Od.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 04/14/23 10:31:13 AM #31: |
Blue Dragon needs to be in there somewhere. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crimsoness 04/14/23 10:35:15 AM #32: |
Any From game --- CrimsonAngel's alt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 04/14/23 10:37:12 AM #33: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] My favorite part of that game is when it's hilarious. Talk about whiplash. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeepFriedSquid 04/14/23 10:48:00 AM #35: |
pinky0926 posted... Metal gear solid, all of themI thought you were cool bro I thought you were cool ... Copied to Clipboard!
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crayola555 04/14/23 10:50:47 AM #36: |
pinky0926 posted... Metal gear solid, all of them Metal gear games were good right up until mgs4 the scene between Johnny and Meryl. The series just jumped the shark right there from that scene on. --- 3DS FC: 0619-4850-3479 IGN: AlmaDelita ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigblu89 04/14/23 10:50:52 AM #37: |
I haven't played it since I originally played it on PS3, but I don't recall the Heavy Rain story being all that bad. It was actually my favorite of all the Quantic Games, although I never played Nomad Soul --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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alphagamble 04/14/23 10:55:03 AM #38: |
Some good picks but Fire Emblem Fates is getting off lightly there --- ooh ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AnsestralRecall 04/14/23 10:55:37 AM #39: |
Crimsoness posted... Any From game This is kind of a bad answer. The story may not be communicated in a way you like, but it's never been actually bad. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smashingpmkns 04/14/23 10:56:47 AM #40: |
12 Minutes story was pretty bad. --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CADE_FOSTER 04/14/23 10:57:50 AM #41: |
boxoto posted... according to CBR.garbage ass site get out ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RchHomieQuanChi 04/14/23 11:00:54 AM #42: |
masterpug53 posted... If you isolate the Main Quest, Fallout 3 deserves a low-10 spot; but a handful of the sidequests are genuinely well-written, which helps elevate the game overall. I'm inclined to agree. And I loved Fallout 3 when it came out --- I have nothing else to say ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 04/14/23 11:10:02 AM #43: |
DeepFriedSquid posted... I thought you were cool bro I enjoyed those games but don't tell me a machine is a better machine just because it has 2000 extraneous moving parts --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DementedDurian 04/14/23 11:14:14 AM #44: |
I've played YIIK. The story is...bizarre and full of psychobabble. While not a good game, it's interesting and has a few stand-out moments like --- (She/Her) Something, something, succubus. Something, something, that's me. Pokemon IGN: Myrtle. I gave up worrying about Love Balls. Don't ask me about them. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Supaitwo 04/14/23 11:15:45 AM #45: |
cjsdowg posted... Heavy Rain is worse than IP. IP goes off the real because of that stupid twist. Everything about HR depends on the a story giving us false information or just BS. It should also be there for its dumb as fuck opening that needed to fucking retcon a person into it for the ending to work. --- After 25 years he's the very best like no one ever was. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TechnoTerminato 04/14/23 11:34:22 AM #46: |
When I think bad videogame stories, I think: Pokemon Sword and Shield - Chairman Rose can't wait one day for a tournament to end before averting a disaster that won't be a problem for years. Metal Gear Solid V - Abrupt ending with so many holes, Quiet breathes thru her skin, awkward silent car ride with Venom Snake and Skullface. Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy - So bad it's good. "Oh hey, a wanted fugitive who is also undead. Let's have sex!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DementedDurian 04/14/23 11:38:09 AM #47: |
TechnoTerminato posted... Pokemon Sword and Shield - Chairman Rose can't wait one day for a tournament to end before averting a disaster that won't be a problem for years. Rose is a hubris villian. From a perspective standpoint, they're always going to look like idiots and no one is going to take them seriously because of it. It's similar how Fallout's highest villians always tried justifying nukes for whatever reason. --- (She/Her) Something, something, succubus. Something, something, that's me. Pokemon IGN: Myrtle. I gave up worrying about Love Balls. Don't ask me about them. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dancing_cactuar 04/14/23 12:23:27 PM #48: |
All of you listing Indigo Prophecy for being shit after it goes off the deep end harder than someone on the worst batch of LSD clearly never played Beyond Two Souls, a game so shit that not even Elliot Page or Willem Dafoe could salvage a single aspect about it. Usually there's at least one good scene in a Quantic Dream game, this has literally none. [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Literally everything about that is true. --- I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 04/14/23 12:27:21 PM #49: |
Guns_of_Verdun posted... Have you played RE4? This is why I feel people are overdramatic when criticizing 6's story. It's not like we were working on a high level before. If you wanna hate it for completely ditching the slower paced horror elements, sure. But, let's not pretend it wasn't more focused on the action set pieces rather than the story since 4. 4 getting to Michael Bay level action 2 games later isn't a huge surprise everyone pretends it is. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ViewtifulJoe 04/14/23 12:28:57 PM #50: |
DMC2 has the bit where Arius yells a bunch of really funny stuff so there's no way it belongs on this list. --- Still waiting on that third threat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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