Poll of the Day > Are there any other felons on here?

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MightBeOverSoon
04/03/23 10:30:09 AM
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If so, what was your conviction? Did you do time?

I have a little less than 2 years probation left on me here for assaulting someone with a 3 pound weight.
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MightBeOverSoon
04/04/23 11:27:43 AM
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Disappointing. I figured at least one of you was hardcore like me.
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Metalsonic66
04/04/23 1:39:05 PM
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MrMelodramatic
04/04/23 2:00:55 PM
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Im hardcore enough to do felonies but Ive never been caught or charged

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MightBeOverSoon
04/04/23 2:02:09 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Im hardcore enough to do felonies but Ive never been caught or charged

Doesn't sound very hardcore if you're scared of getting caught.

I sure wasn't.
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HornedLion
04/04/23 2:05:11 PM
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MightBeOverSoon posted...
Doesn't sound very hardcore if you're scared of getting caught.

I sure wasn't.

I have a nice ass, even if @LinkPizza and crew wouldnt agree. So I think Ill stay out of the prison system.

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MrMelodramatic
04/04/23 2:07:49 PM
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MightBeOverSoon posted...
Doesn't sound very hardcore if you're scared of getting caught.

I sure wasn't.

Guess I just value my time more than you do or Im smarter or sneakier


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Gaawa_chan
04/04/23 2:16:57 PM
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No, but it's only because there were no witnesses willing to report me.

I used to live in an apartment overlooking a schoolyard, and one day saw a ring of boys molesting a little girl. So I ran out and grabbed the snow shovel in my yard, and ran into the playground and started swinging it at heads. Missed each time (turns out a snow shovel is not easy to swing at people, who would have thought?), which was probably for the best.

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ArvTheGreat
04/04/23 2:29:27 PM
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arv was walking in public while dressing too sexy

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MightBeOverSoon
04/04/23 2:48:28 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Guess I just value my time more than you do or Im smarter or sneakier

Not feeling it. That still just doesn't sound very hardcore.
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MightBeOverSoon
04/04/23 2:50:55 PM
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HornedLion posted...
I have a nice ass, even if @LinkPizza and crew wouldnt agree. So I think Ill stay out of the prison system.

You dont have to go to prison to be a felon lol. Yes, a year sentence means you're a felon, but you can usually just get probation if its a first offence and you show at least some level of fake remorse.
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LinkPizza
04/04/23 2:54:02 PM
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HornedLion posted...
I have a nice ass, even if LinkPizza and crew wouldnt agree. So I think Ill stay out of the prison system.

IIRC, I thought we said we couldnt tell because you were wearing sweatpants

Also, I dont think it has to be nice when youre in prison Just having one is good enough for some That said, I believe the rate of prison non-consensual sex is less than many people imagine it to be

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Jen0125
04/04/23 2:58:00 PM
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Bein' a felon ain't illegal
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Muscles
04/04/23 3:02:02 PM
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Nope, never had more than a misdemeanor

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Sufferedphoneix
04/05/23 12:59:29 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
IIRC, I thought we said we couldnt tell because you were wearing sweatpants

Also, I dont think it has to be nice when youre in prison Just having one is good enough for some That said, I believe the rate of prison non-consensual sex is less than many people imagine it to be

Yeah we had a rape incident this year. Victim was a fat guy. He owed them money for drugs or something. I know drugs where involved.

After an inmate died last year it came to light he was being raped cause he was a child molester. I learned of one recently too that whenever someone was new he'd put a honey Bunn on their bed. If they ate it he raped them. Fortunately he got busted for a shank the other day so he'll be gone

I have noticed the effeminate looking guys always try to keep a beard like that's gonna stop someone.

Anyways I don't think I've ever committed a felony. I've dates a felon and obviously I work around them

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MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 1:02:11 AM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
Yeah we had a rape incident this year. Victim was a fat guy. He owed them money for drugs or something. I know drugs where involved.

After an inmate died last year it came to light he was being raped cause he was a child molester. I learned of one recently too that whenever someone was new he'd put a honey Bunn on their bed. If they ate it he raped them. Fortunately he got busted for a shank the other day so he'll be gone

I have noticed the effeminate looking guys always try to keep a beard like that's gonna stop someone.

Anyways I don't think I've ever committed a felony. I've dates a felon and obviously I work around them

People are monsters. Fuck.
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Sufferedphoneix
04/05/23 1:07:23 AM
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MightBeOverSoon posted...
People are monsters. Fuck.

Yeah that last guy is a monster. He's a lifer. He beat a girl damn near to death raped her. Killed her then raped her again. He was 16 when it happened.

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chelle
04/05/23 11:13:27 AM
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MightBeOverSoon posted...
Disappointing. I figured at least one of you was hardcore like me.
"hardcore"

Seems like it's more hardcore to not let your emotions take control and physically assault someone than it is to do that.

Losing control means you're weak.
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MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 11:17:23 AM
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chelle posted...
"hardcore"

Seems like it's more hardcore to not let your emotions take control and physically assault someone than it is to do that.

Losing control means you're weak.

yeah being a passive, well behaved woman who takes shit from everyone sounds REAL hardcore lmao

I stand by what I did with 0 regrets. I would do it again if given the opportunity.
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chelle
04/05/23 11:19:26 AM
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Weird how you got trolled off of the website for a few months and when you returned suddenly you were a felon.

Your narratives never make chronological sense, Schmen.
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MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 11:31:20 AM
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chelle posted...
Weird how you got trolled off of the website for a few months and when you returned suddenly you were a felon.

Your narratives never make chronological sense, Schmen.

Exactly how long do you think it takes to become a felon? Do you think its something that you need to spend a long time working at?

It literally takes seconds to commit a crime. My arraignment was less than a week after that, as they usually are, and a guilty plea does not take that long to enter.

And when did I ever get "trolled" off of this website lol. Every ban I have earned since coming back here has been extremely, obviously deliberate.

Keep calling me schemn though. That for sure hasn't already been exhausted to the point of being more boring than adjl.
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chelle
04/05/23 12:02:20 PM
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That's an awful lot of words to say something that means nothing and changes nothing that's already been stated.
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MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 12:03:30 PM
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chelle posted...
That's an awful lot of words to say something that means nothing and changes nothing that's already been stated.

yaaaaawn

its just not working homie. try something else.
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chelle
04/05/23 12:09:31 PM
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The fact that you think anything is being attempted is indicative of projection, since it's clear that I haven't made any attempts towards anything.

It's nice to have you back, wonder how long it'll be before you get banned again!

That was an "attempt", btw. It seems like you can't tell these things when others do it so I thought it would be helpful to let you know.

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MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 12:25:51 PM
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MightBeOverSoon posted...
yaaaaawn

its just not working homie. try something else.

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Yellow
04/05/23 3:05:29 PM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
Yeah we had a rape incident this year. Victim was a fat guy. He owed them money for drugs or something. I know drugs where involved.

After an inmate died last year it came to light he was being raped cause he was a child molester. I learned of one recently too that whenever someone was new he'd put a honey Bunn on their bed. If they ate it he raped them. Fortunately he got busted for a shank the other day so he'll be gone

I have noticed the effeminate looking guys always try to keep a beard like that's gonna stop someone.

Anyways I don't think I've ever committed a felony. I've dates a felon and obviously I work around them
Your prison is a shithole and it's run terribly. No offense.
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Sufferedphoneix
04/05/23 4:36:22 PM
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Yellow posted...
Your prison is a shithole and it's run terribly. No offense.
Mine is actually fairly laid back in terms of how often shit happens. It's the highlight of the month if a use of force happens. Next prison over I hear pepper spray is used at least once a day.

Depends on who's working too. Someone like me who stays on top of doing rounds. Rarely does anything happen outside them smoking.ive been here almost 4 years and I've only been present for 2 fights. That's pretty good. But we got those who don't wanna do their job. We are also extremely short staffed and that's most every priso.

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ConfusedTorchic
04/05/23 6:04:51 PM
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oh this is just schmens new account

ok

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MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 6:10:26 PM
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Still banging that drum? Still as boring as it was the last time.
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ConfusedTorchic
04/05/23 6:14:39 PM
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what drum

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Zareth
04/05/23 7:16:28 PM
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MightBeOverSoon posted...
Keep calling me schemn though. That for sure hasn't already been exhausted to the point of being more boring than adjl.
There are two possibilities here.

  1. You are Schmenn (highly likely)
  2. You actually are Schmenn's wife. Which implies that there exists a woman who was desperate / idiotic enough to actually marry Schmenn (highly unlikely)
If number 2 is correct, then may god have mercy on your soul

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Metalsonic66
04/05/23 7:18:32 PM
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I'm sure Schmen can reel in the ladies with them smooth glistening Eggs

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BADoglick
04/05/23 7:20:51 PM
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Zareth posted...
There are two possibilities here.

1. You are Schmenn (highly likely)
2. You actually are Schmenn's wife. Which implies that there exists a woman who was desperate / idiotic enough to actually marry Schmenn (highly unlikely)
If number 2 is correct, then may god have mercy on your soul

My theory is it's schmenns wife and schmenn was the one she beat with a free weight. I mean she says it was justified so that adds up

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Zareth
04/05/23 7:22:01 PM
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Also admitting to PotD that you married Schmenn is basically saying "I have such poor judgement you should never take anything I post seriously"

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Yellow
04/05/23 7:37:58 PM
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If Schmen feels like doing this I can't help but feel like they actually have multiple personalities.
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Metalsonic66
04/05/23 7:43:23 PM
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Maybe he's only typing with his right hand, Fappina

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MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 7:52:07 PM
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Zareth posted...
There are two possibilities here.

1. You are Schmenn (highly likely)
2. You actually are Schmenn's wife. Which implies that there exists a woman who was desperate / idiotic enough to actually marry Schmenn (highly unlikely)
If number 2 is correct, then may god have mercy on your soul

  1. He is my ex actually
  2. I can and have posted timestamped photos. here is another, this time without my middle finger and any profanity so maybe I dont get modded https://i.ibb.co/5XZDsBs/IMG-20230405-174110.jpg
  3. You drastically overestimate the amount that I value your opinion on the men in my life


Metalsonic66 posted...
I'm sure Schmen can reel in the ladies with them smooth glistening Eggs

getting REAL tired of this, but you know that. thats why you do it.

BADoglick posted...
My theory is it's schmenns wife and schmenn was the one she beat with a free weight. I mean she says it was justified so that adds up

I have never struck my daughter or husband out of anger. Not that he has never deserved it, I just never did. No, the assault charge was on another woman in fact.

And if you're wondering why I had the weight, its because I'm disabled and I wanted to level the playing field (and her face!)
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MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 7:52:59 PM
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Zareth posted...
Also admitting to PotD that you married Schmenn is basically saying "I have such poor judgement you should never take anything I post seriously"

see #3

3.You drastically overestimate the amount that I value your opinion on the men in my life

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Metalsonic66
04/05/23 7:54:02 PM
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MightBeOverSoon posted...
getting REAL tired of this
*Reel

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Zareth
04/05/23 7:56:37 PM
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MightBeOverSoon posted...
You drastically overestimate the amount that I value your opinion on the men in my life
And that changes things how? Everyone still knows you have shit taste. Nobody here takes you seriously.

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MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 8:13:26 PM
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Zareth posted...
And that changes things how? Everyone still knows you have shit taste. Nobody here takes you seriously.

It's hilarious that you all think I'm the one with bad taste lol

I was always 10x worse than he was. You all have a severely distorted view of things. He was actually sort of sweet before I got my hands on him.
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Metalsonic66
04/05/23 8:48:08 PM
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lol yeah okay

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MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 8:52:26 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
lol yeah okay

Which part do you find unbelievable? Is it my kind and loving personality thats giving me away?
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