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catfan2008
03/28/23 12:37:02 PM
#1:


A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. But he doesn't know what drink he wants. The bartender asks the man 'what would you like' and the man replies 'something to drink please'

Why did the bartender refuse to serve the man?

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s0nicfan
03/28/23 12:39:27 PM
#2:


Do we have to think laterally to solve this?

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catfan2008
03/28/23 12:40:08 PM
#3:


No you think vertiacally

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s0nicfan
03/28/23 12:41:15 PM
#4:


catfan2008 posted...
No you think vertiacally

He was short-changed.

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theAteam
03/28/23 12:43:21 PM
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catfan2008 posted...
Why did the bartender refuse to serve the man?

For being a smart-ass and wasting his time.

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Ratchetrockon
03/28/23 12:43:32 PM
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Was he super drunk or what

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Cocytus
03/28/23 12:44:13 PM
#7:


Who ever said he did?

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R1masher
03/28/23 12:44:17 PM
#8:


Bartender says I was talking to the frog

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Mistere_Man
03/28/23 12:45:18 PM
#9:


It was ladies night?

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MedeaLysistrata
03/28/23 12:45:31 PM
#10:


Bartender vs man

Try harder

At least do

Actor vs happy hour customer

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toreysback
03/28/23 12:48:34 PM
#12:


the bartender's a dick

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Melchar
03/28/23 12:49:08 PM
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I managed a bar for several years and this isn't so much a riddle as it is describing exactly how bartenders are going to treat such a response.

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catfan2008
03/28/23 3:42:04 PM
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Think vertically people!!

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pegusus123456
03/28/23 3:42:56 PM
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The man didn't give him his ID, so the bartender doesn't know if he's of age to drink.

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manhookcardoor
03/28/23 3:43:31 PM
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The man was being a smarty pants.

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DrizztLink
03/28/23 3:44:08 PM
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He walked into the bar and fell down due to being wasted.

The bartender cut him off.

This conversation is coming from the floor, ergo up-down, ergo vertically.

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TheBreadedOne
03/28/23 3:46:50 PM
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He wasnt wearing any pants.

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manhookcardoor
03/28/23 3:47:59 PM
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TheBreadedOne posted...
He wasnt wearing any pants.
And had a "vertical" problem iykwim.

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KogaSteelfang
03/28/23 3:49:00 PM
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It was a limbo contest. The bartender was the one who had to reset the bar after some random dude walked into it asking for a drink.
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Mistere_Man
03/28/23 3:49:56 PM
#22:


Because to serve man is a cook book

IT'S A COOK BOOK!!!

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WalkingLobsters
03/28/23 3:59:57 PM
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You just said in the first sentence he already ordered a drink

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catfan2008
03/28/23 4:01:13 PM
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WalkingLobsters posted...
You just said in the first sentence he already ordered a drink
Correct
If you used VERTICAL thinking you would have known to go vertically down the list of events from the start
The drink was already ordered. The man was served a drink.

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UndefeatedGOAT
03/28/23 4:01:48 PM
#25:


Its a gas bar

mix and match with whatever poisonous substance or bar thats not a restaurant type of bar
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Sariana21
03/29/23 10:42:17 AM
#26:


The mans droid walks up and the bartender doesnt serve that kind. Then Obi-Wan cuts off an arm.

Meanwhile down the hall, Greedo is shot in cold blood.

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R1masher
03/29/23 10:47:15 AM
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My father wanted to be a lawyer, but he could never pass the bar

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Aristoph
03/29/23 10:51:05 AM
#28:


catfan2008 posted...
Correct
If you used VERTICAL thinking you would have known to go vertically down the list of events from the start
The drink was already ordered. The man was served a drink.

Then the bartender didn't refuse to serve him.

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Aztex
03/29/23 10:54:27 AM
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Refuse to server but already gave him a drink? The fuck is this shit.

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R1masher
03/29/23 10:56:46 AM
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Aztex posted...
Refuse to server but already gave him a drink? The fuck is this shit.

Im a frayed knot

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