Current Events > I just had the strangest dream

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Two NFL teams were playing when the kicker on one of them got injured bad. Like REALLY bad. Simpsons Anton Lubchenko leg bending the opposite way bad. But for some reason they didn't have a back up and tried to use him anyway which failed spectacularly, so they forfeit. Then oddly enough they had a double header in which they had to play each other again immediately after, and for some reason, they tried to use that same kicker again, but the opening kick only went 30 yards so they forfeited again.

I don't know what was the most unrealistic thing:

• A team only having one kicker with nobody at all who could be an emergency backup (hell, Doug Flutie made a drop kick extra point)
• Them being stupid enough to try to kick with a leg injury of that caliber
• Them being stupid enough to try to kick twice with a leg injury of that caliber
• Teams having to play each other immediately after the first game was over
• A player with a backwards-facing leg being able to kick the ball 30 yards

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/1/AAPV5JAAESJf.jpg

But did his leg fly off during the field goal and kick the ball the extra 5 yards it needed?

Unfortunately no :(

I had a dream that I was at Disney World and couldn't find my phone.

It was 4 pm on my third day of theme-parking and I had to leave the park early to catch a flight back home. I went back to the ninja-themed hotel to see if my cellphone was there, but I couldn't find. I retraced my steps through the park and thought maybe I had left it near the Harley Quinn meet and greet. She was telling a story about Batman and I noticed that the 9 pm fireworks were going off in the background. At this point, I was mad at myself for spending hours searching for my phone instead of riding rides.

There were so many inconsistencies with this one that I didn't noticed until after I woke up.

<_<

I hate waking up