Current Events > Put down some of your most favorite quotes!

(+) Yeah! (+)

I like reading quotes. I'll start.

All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone. - Blaise Pascal

"BAN KAI!"

They have chocolate milk now!?!?!

-Milhouse

"A man's gotta know his limitations."
- Dirty Harry, Magnum Force (1973)

"AAAGGGHHHH I NEEEED A MEDIC BAG"
-Feared crime syndicate leader.

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.

Say your goodbyes Lard ass cause youre already dead WWWUUUUAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

"If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep."

"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

From Exorcist III

Mass Effect 3 Spoilers

Mordin: I MADE A MISTAKE! ... I made a mistake... focused on big picture. Big picture made of little pictures. Too many variables. Can't hide behind statistics. Can't ignore new data. My responsibility. Need to go. Running out of time.

Shepard: Mordin, walk away.

Mordin: Can't do that, Shepard.

Shepard: I don't have a choice here! Walk away, or I will fire.

Mordin: Not your decision. Not your work. Not your cure. Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

Basically just this entire scene in renegade. Mordin is such a good character

I was improvising Captain Beefhart lyrics once and came up with "Look both ways before you tie your shoes" and I continue to laugh at that

He who has mastered the true nature of fate does not labour over what knowledge cannot change.

Zhuangzi

When I see the blind and wretched state of men, when I survey the whole Universe in its deadness, and man left to himself with no light, as though lost in this corner of the Universe without knowing who put him there, what he has to do, or what will become of him when he dies, incapable of knowing anything, I am moved to terrorThen I marvel that so wretched a state does not drive people to despair.

Blaise Pascal

The lower a man is in an intellectual respect, the less puzzling and mysterious existence itself is to him.

Arthur Schopenhauer

I have no doubt that it is a part of the destiny of the human race, in its gradual improvement, to leave off eating animals, as surely as the savage tribes have left off eating each other when they came in contact with the more civilized.

Henry David Thoreau

By all evidence we are in the world to do nothing.

Emil Cioran

The workman of today works every day in his life at the same tasks, and this fate is no less absurd. But it is tragic only at the rare moments when it becomes conscious.

Albert Camus

I had sex with what?!

(Drunk fraternity pledge)

ForsakenHermit posted...

"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

From Exorcist III

Oh man, that's one of my most favorite's of all time! I use it a lot.

"We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it.
The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely.
All art is quite useless."

-Oscar Wilde
(from the preface of The Picture of Dorian Gray)

"We are The Borg"!
"Lower your shields and surrender your ships"
"We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own"
"Your culture will adapt to service us"
"Resistance is futile"!

The Borg from Star Trek.