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HairyQueen 03/15/23 10:12:04 PM #1: |
My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm." So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh). My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't. My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater. I didn't take a shower and she didn't too. Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did. The reason for this topic to not get too confusing is that don't you guys like to see girls in a tank with their hair and their body soaked and wet? That's the reason for this topic. --- "I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82 https://i.imgur.com/BQTuf1F.jpeg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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__aCEr__ 03/15/23 10:12:45 PM #2: |
Classic --- See you next Wednesday. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokison 03/15/23 10:13:49 PM #3: |
What the shit is this topic? --- Word from the wise: Don't drink the under-sink-juice. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Error1355 03/15/23 10:15:38 PM #4: |
Lokison posted... What the shit is this topic?it's __aCEr__ posted... Classic --- I'm a long, long way from giving up Call me old-fashioned, call me a fool ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nemu 03/15/23 10:15:39 PM #5: |
This one is my favorite because it was seemingly completely legitimate, or one of the best long trolls ever. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tripleh213 03/15/23 10:16:31 PM #6: |
I remember this topic --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hockeybub89 03/15/23 10:20:09 PM #7: |
At least your dad isn't such a clam --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png he/him/they/them ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VampireCoyote 03/15/23 10:22:09 PM #9: |
H2Ouch my bones --- She/her ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KingThing 03/15/23 10:30:34 PM #10: |
I want a detailed summary of what happened. --- he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HairyQueen 03/15/23 10:35:11 PM #11: |
KingThing posted... I want a detailed summary of what happened.You want a detailed summary of what happened? Alright, here goes: My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister. She called the doctor and wanted to schedule an appointment for my sister and I and today was the only day they could get us in. So my mom told both of us you don't need to take a shower if you don't want to(since I got up at 12pm and she got up at 12:30p.m.) It goes on from there with the underwater weighing at the doctor's office. My sister constantly talks about her hair. "Should I wash it?" "Should I pull my hair up or leave it down?" Stuff like that. It wasn't my idea to take this underwater weighing thing. The doctor puts you in a tank (and I didn't have a shower), makes you do certain things of breathing, and you put your head underwater for a few seconds. Not hard at all. To answer you question, before my sister and I got into the tank, the doctor did a basic weight test then I got into the tank and did some breathing excerises to see how my lungs would be situated underwater. Then the doctor took the temperature of the water inside the tank. After I taken my underwater tests, I had to stick my head underwater for 8 seconds and it was done. 30 minutes its all it take. --- "I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82 https://i.imgur.com/BQTuf1F.jpeg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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roos1046_Reborn 03/15/23 10:37:05 PM #12: |
HairyQueen posted... My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm." lol --- When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. http://i.imgur.com/FoV5u.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 03/15/23 10:37:38 PM #13: |
Who invited the underwater weighing test brigade? --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 03/15/23 10:39:40 PM #14: |
no stoop --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JlM 03/15/23 10:56:56 PM #15: |
My dad just did the most clam thing in front of my pals. He came downstairs when were all playing VideooGames and he said to me and referring to my friends when he said it, "Hey who invited the clam brigade over, didn't know your mum was making seafood for dinner." My friends were in shock and I was in disgust. Im so emberstomed right now I think im going to be sick, what should I do? my friends are in the other room not talking and my dad is just laughing watching tv in his bedroom, if my mum mum finds out about this I don't think pat and matt will be able to sleep over for the night and its ****ing stupid cause the weekend is my time. My time to relax and have a good time, I don't need this bull*** --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turtlebread 03/16/23 10:35:19 AM #16: |
Bump --- http://i.imgur.com/yCW15Zn.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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