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littlebro07 03/14/23 9:36:00 AM #1:	The food was delicious but god damn these are the most foul smelling farts and shits Ive ever expelled from my asshole Let one out in the shower and the heat/steam made it worse, I thought I might actually pass out --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:972163262] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>The food was delicious but god damn these are the most foul smelling farts and shits Ive ever expelled from my assholeLet one out in the shower and the heat/steam made it worse, I thought I might actually pass out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kombucha 03/14/23 9:36:41 AM #2:	Don't play with fire if you don't wanna get burned. --- http://www.last.fm/user/walkingishonest <cite>Kombucha posted [p:972163274] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>Don't play with fire if you don't wanna get burned.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sexypwnstar 03/14/23 9:41:56 AM #4:	I used to have protein farts and thought the same way, but once you ingest frequently enough the smell and frequency goes away. --- http://i.imgur.com/Su4g5.jpg http://i.imgur.com/21DiJ.jpg <cite>Sexypwnstar posted [p:972163356] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>I used to have protein farts and thought the same way, but once you ingest frequently enough the smell and frequency goes away.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 03/14/23 9:45:53 AM #5:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] This is why I always eat a flower after every meal --- "I'm tired of this city, all this toil and strife. Trying to cross the boulevard, playing Frogger with my life." <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:972163414] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> This is why I always eat a flower after every meal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 03/14/23 9:47:57 AM #6:	MabusIncarnate posted... This is why I always eat a flower after every meal Big brain right here --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:972163449] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite><quote>This is why I always eat a flower after every meal</quote>Big brain right here</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 03/14/23 9:49:52 AM #7:	worst burger joint --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:972163476] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>worst burger joint</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 03/14/23 9:50:31 AM #8:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] no because digestion happens for most people --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:972163490] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> no because digestion happens for most people</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 03/15/23 2:47:12 PM #9:	Forgot to update this topic yesterday I thought I was done but then I got that weird bubbly "get to a toilet right fucking now" feeling and as soon as my ass hit the seat it unloaded like a god damn shotgun blast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIPEeXEjlqc it was like this --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:972191458] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>Forgot to update this topic yesterdayI thought I was done but then I got that weird bubbly "get to a toilet right fucking now" feeling and as soon as my ass hit the seat it unloaded like a god damn shotgun blasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIPEeXEjlqcit was like this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 03/15/23 2:48:35 PM #10:	littlebro07 posted... Let one out in the shower and the heat/steam made it worse Humidity makes your sense of smell more acute. It's why shower farts are so powerful. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:972191481] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted... </cite><quote>Let one out in the shower and the heat/steam made it worse</quote>Humidity makes your sense of smell more acute.It's why shower farts are so powerful.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 03/15/23 2:49:09 PM #11:	Forget making soup, you're making stew --- I only come here when I'm at work http://error1355.com/ce/Tappor.html <cite>Tappor posted [p:972191493] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>Forget making soup, you're making stew</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 03/15/23 3:16:25 PM #12:	Imagine not loving your own brand of ass gas. Pfft. Couldn't be me. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:972192130] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>Imagine not loving your own brand of ass gas. Pfft. Couldn't be me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/15/23 3:22:23 PM #13:	meh. Guinness farts are vastly worse. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:972192281] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>meh.Guinness farts are vastly worse.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awsomemanspiff 03/15/23 3:24:03 PM #14:	But they got that two whopper meal coupon on the app for like $10!! --- Joshua 1:9 - Be strong and courageous, do not be terrified do not be discouraged for the lord your God will be with you wherever you go. <cite>awsomemanspiff posted [p:972192321] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>But they got that two whopper meal coupon on the app for like $10!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sheiky-Baby 03/15/23 3:25:57 PM #15:	It's not a burger king problem, but more high fat ground beef problem. opt for chicken or fish next time. --- Once you lose your integrity, everything comes easy afterwards. <cite>Sheiky-Baby posted [p:972192365] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>It's not a burger king problem, but more high fat ground beef problem. opt for chicken or fish next time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 03/15/23 3:34:54 PM #16:	No, it's a Burger King problem. I'm vegetarian and like the impossible whopper. I've purchased the impossible whopper exactly 10 times. I threw up 4 of those times. Literally the only time i threw up over a 2-3 period was from Burger King. --- --- <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:972192549] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>No, it's a Burger King problem. I'm vegetarian and like the impossible whopper. I've purchased the impossible whopper exactly 10 times. I threw up 4 of those times.Literally the only time i threw up over a 2-3 period was from Burger King.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 03/15/23 3:36:40 PM #17:	I had lunch at Burger King. But, yeah. I spent some time on the toilet and stepped into the shower to soap up my backside up. You may be onto something. <_< <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:972192591] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>I had lunch at Burger King. But, yeah. I spent some time on the toilet and stepped into the shower to soap up my backside up. You may be onto something.<_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sheiky-Baby 03/15/23 3:38:01 PM #18:	Robot2600 posted... No, it's a Burger King problem. I'm vegetarian and like the impossible whopper. I've purchased the impossible whopper exactly 10 times. I threw up 4 of those times. Literally the only time i threw up over a 2-3 period was from Burger King. Vegan burgers are literally the most processed shit out there, with shit loads of ingredients you can't even pronounce. And that's not a Burger King thing. --- Once you lose your integrity, everything comes easy afterwards. <cite>Sheiky-Baby posted [p:972192619] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>Robot2600 posted... </cite><quote>No, it's a Burger King problem. I'm vegetarian and like the impossible whopper. I've purchased the impossible whopper exactly 10 times. I threw up 4 of those times.Literally the only time i threw up over a 2-3 period was from Burger King.</quote>Vegan burgers are literally the most processed shit out there, with shit loads of ingredients you can't even pronounce. And that's not a Burger King thing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jerry_Hellyeah 03/15/23 3:38:54 PM #19:	TC might eat farts --- This is a cool sig <cite>Jerry_Hellyeah posted [p:972192640] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>TC might eat farts</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 03/15/23 3:39:03 PM #20:	A wise choice everyone with taste buds should make <cite>Axiom posted [p:972192648] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>A wise choice everyone with taste buds should make</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 03/15/23 4:17:57 PM #22:	Robot2600 posted... No, it's a Burger King problem. I'm vegetarian and like the impossible whopper. I've purchased the impossible whopper exactly 10 times. I threw up 4 of those times. Literally the only time i threw up over a 2-3 period was from Burger King. I feel like a 40% vomit rating would have convinced you to stop before getting to number 10. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:972193530] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>Robot2600 posted... </cite><quote>No, it's a Burger King problem. I'm vegetarian and like the impossible whopper. I've purchased the impossible whopper exactly 10 times. I threw up 4 of those times.Literally the only time i threw up over a 2-3 period was from Burger King.</quote>I feel like a 40% vomit rating would have convinced you to stop before getting to number 10.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jerry_Hellyeah 03/15/23 4:21:31 PM #23:	DrizztLink posted... I feel like a 40% vomit rating would have convinced you to stop before getting to number 10. Seriously, what the fuck --- This is a cool sig <cite>Jerry_Hellyeah posted [p:972193624] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite><quote>I feel like a 40% vomit rating would have convinced you to stop before getting to number 10.</quote>Seriously, what the fuck </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 03/15/23 4:21:57 PM #24:	Yeah last time I ate it I had some super foul gas --- Oda break tracker 2022- 13 (3) \| THE Ohio State:11-1 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 6-9 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:972193635] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>Yeah last time I ate it I had some super foul gas</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sasquatchimo 03/15/23 4:37:11 PM #27:	Its because you ate onion rings or the onions in the burger. Just remove the onions or do not eat the onion rings and you'll be fine. --- Common sense is no longer common today. <cite>Sasquatchimo posted [p:972193974] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>Its because you ate onion rings or the onions in the burger. Just remove the onions or do not eat the onion rings and you'll be fine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 03/15/23 4:58:19 PM #28:	Sasquatchimo posted... Its because you ate onion rings or the onions in the burger. Just remove the onions or do not eat the onion rings and you'll be fine. I had a double cheeseburger, a rodeo cheeseburger, medium fry, medium ring, chicken fries, and a chocolate shake To be fair the rings and chicken fries were split with my wife --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:972194436] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>Sasquatchimo posted... </cite><quote>Its because you ate onion rings or the onions in the burger. Just remove the onions or do not eat the onion rings and you'll be fine.</quote>I had a double cheeseburger, a rodeo cheeseburger, medium fry, medium ring, chicken fries, and a chocolate shakeTo be fair the rings and chicken fries were split with my wife</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 03/17/23 7:28:25 PM #29:	Well that didnt last long Pregnant wife craving BK for dinner so here I am for round two --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:972242833] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>Well that didnt last long Pregnant wife craving BK for dinner so here I am for round two</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 03/17/23 7:29:11 PM #30:	littlebro07 posted... Well that didnt last long Pregnant wife craving BK for dinner so here I am for round two Lol! Sorry --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:972242847] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted... </cite><quote>Well that didnt last long Pregnant wife craving BK for dinner so here I am for round two</quote>Lol! Sorry</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 03/17/23 7:57:34 PM #31:	littlebro07 posted... Well that didnt last long Pregnant wife craving BK for dinner so here I am for round two Maybe her preggo hormones isn't BK what they crave, but the smell it makes your ass produce... --- Oda break tracker 2022- 13 (3) \| THE Ohio State:11-1 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 6-9 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:972243413] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted... </cite><quote>Well that didnt last long Pregnant wife craving BK for dinner so here I am for round two</quote>Maybe her preggo hormones isn't BK what they crave, but the smell it makes your ass produce...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 03/17/23 8:16:30 PM #32:	Every time I eat BK onion rings my farts smell exactly like BK onion rings the next day --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:972243738] in Never eati... [t:80378827]...</cite> <quote>Every time I eat BK onion rings my farts smell exactly like BK onion rings the next day </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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