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OrangeVomitBad
03/13/23 6:37:05 AM
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Don't want to leave my room ever again. I'm so embarrassed

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VampireCoyote
03/13/23 6:40:05 AM
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dont be

pretty much everybody has a dildo or a vibrator or sleeve or something

their generation is just so freaking weird and they make it weird, just ignore our things we all do what we do

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Lokison
03/13/23 6:41:52 AM
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Carry it around with you, make her be the one that feels uncomfortable so you can feel like a power player.

Then cry in the shower out of shame because for some reason you felt the need to bring your dildo to dinner.

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gildedwings
03/13/23 6:42:57 AM
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Maintain eye contact and use the bilbo at dinner.

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R1masher
03/13/23 6:44:00 AM
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Was it the size of the dildo that was embarrassing?

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VampireCoyote
03/13/23 6:44:29 AM
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gildedwings posted...
Maintain eye contact and use the bilbo at dinner.

one does not simply use hobbits

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Lokison
03/13/23 6:45:09 AM
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gildedwings posted...
bilbo
Baggins?

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tremain07
03/13/23 6:46:23 AM
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I sense a story thread in the making

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KnightofShikari
03/13/23 6:55:16 AM
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that's why you should always have your dildo inside you, so they can't find it

worked for my butt plugs

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Blade_Trinity
03/13/23 7:09:52 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
dont be

pretty much everybody has a dildo or a vibrator or sleeve or something

their generation is just so freaking weird and they make it weird, just ignore our things we all do what we do
Stop talking shit

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ZevLoveDOOM
03/13/23 7:28:11 AM
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why do you have a duck?
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Unsuprised_Pika
03/13/23 7:34:10 AM
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gildedwings posted...
Maintain eye contact and use the bilbo at dinner.

Bilbo Bangins.

The one cock to rule them all and in the horniness bind them.

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action52
03/13/23 7:39:04 AM
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Lokison posted...
Baggins?
The bravest little hobbit of them all!

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ArsGoetia
03/13/23 7:40:21 AM
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when i was in middle school i had a friend whose mother was incredibly religious, and she sheltered him from basically everything, even relatively innocuous children's media. he couldn't play pokemon or watch dragon ball z because they were "smut".

i went to his house for a birthday party once when we were like 13. since we couldn't play video games or watch TV, we played hide and seek. anyways, long story short, one of the other kids hid under the mom's bed and found a dildo shaped like jesus lol
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action52
03/13/23 7:45:03 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
dont be

pretty much everybody has a dildo or a vibrator or sleeve or something

their generation is just so freaking weird and they make it weird, just ignore our things we all do what we do
"Pretty much everybody" seems like an overstatement but it's not rare and there certainly is nothing wrong with it. If TC's parents are making them feel ashamed about it, that's really shitty.

I never go snooping in my son's things, but if I were to somehow accidentally come across a dildo or something I would just leave it where I found it and pretend that I never saw anything. Stuff like that is none of my business.

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Unsuprised_Pika
03/13/23 7:46:10 AM
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ArsGoetia posted...
when i was in middle school i had a friend whose mother was incredibly religious, and she sheltered him from basically everything, even relatively innocuous children's media. he couldn't play pokemon or watch dragon ball z because they were "smut".

i went to his house for a birthday party once when we were like 13. since we couldn't play video games or watch TV, we played hide and seek. anyways, long story short, one of the other kids hid under the mom's bed and found a dildo shaped like jesus lol

Its the christian who is supposed to be born again not Jesus.

Brings a whole new meaning to "coming to the lord"

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lww99
03/13/23 7:47:34 AM
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Was it a bad dragon or something lol

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darkmaian23
03/13/23 7:53:40 AM
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ArsGoetia posted...
i went to his house for a birthday party once when we were like 13. since we couldn't play video games or watch TV, we played hide and seek. anyways, long story short, one of the other kids hid under the mom's bed and found a dildo shaped like jesus lol
Uhh, I think that's more disturbing than funny to be honest.

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well-excuse-me
03/13/23 7:54:57 AM
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ArsGoetia posted...
when i was in middle school i had a friend whose mother was incredibly religious, and she sheltered him from basically everything, even relatively innocuous children's media. he couldn't play pokemon or watch dragon ball z because they were "smut".

i went to his house for a birthday party once when we were like 13. since we couldn't play video games or watch TV, we played hide and seek. anyways, long story short, one of the other kids hid under the mom's bed and found a dildo shaped like jesus lol
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cjsdowg
03/13/23 7:59:41 AM
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Why was your mom searching your room? You should have some level of a safety where you know .. your stuff is safe.

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The_X_Dawg
03/13/23 8:00:38 AM
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CE is so easily manipulated. TC stole this from the the current popular Reddit thread.
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AloneIBreak
03/13/23 8:01:40 AM
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Pics of mom

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cjsdowg
03/13/23 8:03:53 AM
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The_X_Dawg posted...
CE is so easily manipulated. TC stole this from the the current popular Reddit thread.

If someone has to steal this topic of all the topics in the world to steal . I am guessing they just need to talk.

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DB_Insider
03/13/23 8:05:41 AM
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gildedwings posted...
Maintain eye contact and use the bilbo at dinner.
This is shite mate

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GeraldDarko
03/13/23 8:07:20 AM
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The_X_Dawg posted...
CE is so easily manipulated. TC stole this from the the current popular Reddit thread.
Seems like most people here only post here.
We don't know what's going on in other communities.

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OrangeVomitBad
03/13/23 8:41:51 AM
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It's my topic on reddit

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ArsGoetia
03/13/23 1:40:41 PM
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darkmaian23 posted...
Uhh, I think that's more disturbing than funny to be honest.

no its funny
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The_X_Dawg
03/13/23 8:25:58 PM
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OrangeVomitBad posted...
It's my topic on reddit

I...I don't believe you.
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Klaus343
03/13/23 8:28:08 PM
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OrangeVomitBad posted...
It's my topic on reddit

I do, now tell us the size.

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Zikten
03/13/23 8:31:09 PM
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In high school I knew a guy who had one stuck in him late at night. He had to tell his parents and go to the ER.
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BearlyWilling
03/13/23 8:37:56 PM
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KnightofShikari posted...
that's why you should always have your dildo inside you, so they can't find it

worked for my butt plugs

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/5/AAZbmwAAERnB.jpg

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ellis123
03/13/23 8:40:18 PM
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BearlyWilling posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/5/AAZbmwAAERnB.jpg
The best part of waking up is the plug up in your butt.~

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gasgpmo
03/13/23 8:42:13 PM
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ellis123 posted...
The best part of waking up is the plug up in your butt.~
Not according to post 31.
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VampireCoyote
03/13/23 8:42:47 PM
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action52 posted...
"Pretty much everybody" seems like an overstatement but it's not rare and there certainly is nothing wrong with it. If TC's parents are making them feel ashamed about it, that's really shitty.

I never go snooping in my son's things, but if I were to somehow accidentally come across a dildo or something I would just leave it where I found it and pretend that I never saw anything. Stuff like that is none of my business.

@action52 it isnt an overstatement theres nothing uncommon at all about having something to help get yourself off

almost all women have something and a lot of guys do too nowadays

prudes are in the minority

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ellis123
03/13/23 8:44:42 PM
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gasgpmo posted...
Not according to post 31.
Look, I didn't make the Folger's jingle, I just used it. Go to them if you want to lodge a complaint.

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Southernfatman
03/13/23 8:55:04 PM
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Most plugs have a flared base or little sort of grab handles so they don't slip inside you and with enough lube they're comfortable enough to wear overnight. So I've heard.

And I keep myself in a big box with a lock on it to keep out snoops.

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Zikten
03/13/23 8:56:51 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
Most plugs have a flared base or little sort of grab handles so they don't slip inside you and with enough lube they're comfortable enough to wear overnight. So I've heard.

And I keep myself in a big box with a lock on it to keep out snoops.
Did they always have that feature or is more recent? Cause my friend's story happened in the late 90s
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MedeaLysistrata
03/13/23 8:59:17 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
Most plugs have a flared base or little sort of grab handles so they don't slip inside you and with enough lube they're comfortable enough to wear overnight. So I've heard.

And I keep myself in a big box with a lock on it to keep out snoops.
people will just ask what's in the box though

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Southernfatman
03/13/23 8:59:59 PM
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Zikten posted...
Did they always have that feature or is more recent? Cause my friend's story happened in the late 90s

Probably.

MedeaLysistrata posted...
people will just ask what's in the box though

Lie

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MedeaLysistrata
03/13/23 8:59:59 PM
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i have the coordinates for southernfatman's box

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Southernfatman
03/13/23 9:00:29 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
i have the coordinates for southernfatman's box

From my cold dead...sticky hands.

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Dakimakura
03/13/23 9:01:24 PM
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The awkward part comes when you have to steal it back

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VampireCoyote
03/13/23 9:02:12 PM
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Blade_Trinity posted...
Stop talking shit

@blade_trinity

or what? what you gonna do about it

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gasgpmo
03/13/23 9:04:29 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
people will just ask what's in the box though
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Turbam
03/13/23 9:10:34 PM
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Now go find your mom's.

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