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littlebro07 03/12/23 3:23:01 PM #1:	It was one very large and painful turd and plunging did nothing Letting it sit for awhile before trying again cause the water is right near the top of the bowl Fucking daylight saving time --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:972125211] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>It was one very large and painful turd and plunging did nothing Letting it sit for awhile before trying again cause the water is right near the top of the bowl Fucking daylight saving time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aridi 03/12/23 3:23:43 PM #2:	I believe someone here has a poop stick they can let you borrow. --- When in doubt, do something. <cite>Aridi posted [p:972125231] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>I believe someone here has a poop stick they can let you borrow.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 03/12/23 3:23:53 PM #3:	Poop knife --- CrimsonAngel's alt <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:972125235] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>Poop knife</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aridi 03/12/23 3:24:34 PM #5:	Ah, knife. I'm still one of the old guard using sticks. Lol @ me. --- When in doubt, do something. <cite>Aridi posted [p:972125249] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>Ah, knife. I'm still one of the old guard using sticks. Lol @ me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/12/23 3:25:08 PM #6:	Dump a bunch of dish soap in there, and let it stew for awhile. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:972125263] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>Dump a bunch of dish soap in there, and let it stew for awhile.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 03/12/23 3:26:20 PM #7:	Questionmarktarius posted... Dump a bunch of dish soap in there, and let it stew for awhile. I feel like that will just create a bunch of brown bubbles --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:972125292] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite><quote>Dump a bunch of dish soap in there, and let it stew for awhile.</quote>I feel like that will just create a bunch of brown bubbles </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 03/12/23 3:26:45 PM #8:	What kind of plunger do you have? Bel, or accordion? Accordion plungers work much better than bell. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/5/AAS9KjAAERV1.jpg --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:972125301] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>What kind of plunger do you have? Bel, or accordion? Accordion plungers work much better than bell.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/5/AAS9KjAAERV1.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 03/12/23 3:29:22 PM #9:	Its a bell plunger I dont think I got enough suction before though --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:972125356] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>Its a bell plunger I dont think I got enough suction before though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 03/12/23 3:31:30 PM #10:	littlebro07 posted... I feel like that will just create a bunch of brown bubbles Double double toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron bubble --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:972125404] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted... </cite><quote>I feel like that will just create a bunch of brown bubbles</quote>Double double toil and troubleFire burn and cauldron bubble</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 03/12/23 3:34:55 PM #11:	The water is so brown and cloudy I hate everything --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:972125465] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>The water is so brown and cloudyI hate everything </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 03/12/23 3:35:23 PM #12:	This is why you need, a poop knife! --- You're finally awake, welcome to the real world! <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:972125476] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>This is why you need, a poop knife! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 03/12/23 3:35:26 PM #13:	I have clogged my toilet many times, and my accordion plunger never failed to work. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:972125478] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>I have clogged my toilet many times, and my accordion plunger never failed to work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 03/12/23 3:48:00 PM #14:	I got it to drain :D Had to plunge for like 5 minutes straight --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:972125748] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>I got it to drain :D Had to plunge for like 5 minutes straight </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 03/12/23 3:49:04 PM #15:	littlebro07 posted... I got it to drain :D Had to plunge for like 5 minutes straight RIP seal. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:972125773] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted... </cite><quote>I got it to drain :D Had to plunge for like 5 minutes straight</quote>RIP seal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 03/12/23 3:54:55 PM #16:	Blame the dog --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:972125880] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>Blame the dog</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampire_Chicken 03/12/23 5:19:10 PM #17:	Most terrifying few seconds are those when you see the water level in the bowl surging relentlessly right up toward the rim and you just think, "Fuck, exactly what do I do if the whole fucking toilet overflows and it goes everywhere?!!!" --- All the good usernames were already taken. <cite>Vampire_Chicken posted [p:972127556] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>Most terrifying few seconds are those when you see the water level in the bowl surging relentlessly right up toward the rim and you just think, "Fuck, exactly what do I do if the whole fucking toilet overflows and it goes everywhere?!!!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoIidLegacy 03/12/23 5:23:38 PM #18:	When all else fails, put on the glove and reach down, all the way to Browntown. --- Choco: why are americans so weird omniryu: To make a long story short, self esteem issue. <cite>SoIidLegacy posted [p:972127645] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>When all else fails, put on the glove and reach down, all the way to Browntown.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scorsese2002 03/12/23 5:26:49 PM #19:	Vampire_Chicken posted... Most terrifying few seconds are those when you see the water level in the bowl surging relentlessly right up toward the rim and you just think, "Fuck, exactly what do I do if the whole fucking toilet overflows and it goes everywhere?!!!" https://youtu.be/ddGwvveSXxM --- https://www.twitch.tv/dtake86 <cite>Scorsese2002 posted [p:972127703] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>Vampire_Chicken posted... </cite><quote>Most terrifying few seconds are those when you see the water level in the bowl surging relentlessly right up toward the rim and you just think, "Fuck, exactly what do I do if the whole fucking toilet overflows and it goes everywhere?!!!"</quote>https://youtu.be/ddGwvveSXxM</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Timmyjinkle 03/12/23 5:28:20 PM #20:	How small is the soil pipe in the US? Or rather how big are your feces that you block it? In the UK, our Soil pipe (Toilet waste) is 110mm leading into a160mm outside pipe, and I can't imagine the size of the shit (without toilet paper, of course) you'd have to take to block it... it would have to be huge.... --- "Some things have to be believed to be seen." - Ralph Hodgson <cite>Timmyjinkle posted [p:972127737] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>How small is the soil pipe in the US? Or rather how big are your feces that you block it?In the UK, our Soil pipe (Toilet waste) is 110mm leading into a160mm outside pipe, and I can't imagine the size of the shit (without toilet paper, of course) you'd have to take to block it... it would have to be huge....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 03/12/23 7:10:18 PM #21:	Timmyjinkle posted... How small is the soil pipe in the US? Or rather how big are your feces that you block it? In the UK, our Soil pipe (Toilet waste) is 110mm leading into a160mm outside pipe, and I can't imagine the size of the shit (without toilet paper, of course) you'd have to take to block it... it would have to be huge.... this was a massive one that needed some deep breaths to pass I ate horribly the past few days and was so busy with stuff that I never stopped to poop --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:972129567] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>Timmyjinkle posted... </cite><quote>How small is the soil pipe in the US? Or rather how big are your feces that you block it?In the UK, our Soil pipe (Toilet waste) is 110mm leading into a160mm outside pipe, and I can't imagine the size of the shit (without toilet paper, of course) you'd have to take to block it... it would have to be huge....</quote>this was a massive one that needed some deep breaths to pass I ate horribly the past few days and was so busy with stuff that I never stopped to poop </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 03/12/23 7:11:07 PM #22:	XxKrazyChaosxX posted... RIP seal. https://youtu.be/yivLt9cTaio --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:972129587] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>XxKrazyChaosxX posted... </cite><quote>RIP seal.</quote>https://youtu.be/yivLt9cTaio</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dat_Cracka_Jax 03/12/23 7:35:20 PM #23:	I'm a pro at unclogging toilets. I used to clog them all the time and now my sons are consistently clogging them --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 <cite>Dat_Cracka_Jax posted [p:972130033] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>I'm a pro at unclogging toilets. I used to clog them all the time and now my sons are consistently clogging them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 03/12/23 11:21:22 PM #24:	Timmyjinkle posted... How small is the soil pipe in the US? Or rather how big are your feces that you block it? The trap in the body of the toilet gets clogged, not the pipe its connected to. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:972134504] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>Timmyjinkle posted... </cite><quote>How small is the soil pipe in the US? Or rather how big are your feces that you block it?</quote>The trap in the body of the toilet gets clogged, not the pipe its connected to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 03/12/23 11:22:09 PM #25:	mustachedmystic posted... What kind of plunger do you have? Bel, or accordion? Accordion plungers work much better than bell. This guy plunges <cite>Axiom posted [p:972134524] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite><quote>What kind of plunger do you have? Bel, or accordion? Accordion plungers work much better than bell.</quote>This guy plunges</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 03/12/23 11:23:54 PM #26:	Timmyjinkle posted... How small is the soil pipe in the US? Or rather how big are your feces that you block it? In the UK, our Soil pipe (Toilet waste) is 110mm leading into a160mm outside pipe, and I can't imagine the size of the shit (without toilet paper, of course) you'd have to take to block it... it would have to be huge.... This is America. Everything is big. Even our shits. --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:972134563] in Fuck, I cl... [t:80377001]...</cite> <quote>Timmyjinkle posted... </cite><quote>How small is the soil pipe in the US? Or rather how big are your feces that you block it?In the UK, our Soil pipe (Toilet waste) is 110mm leading into a160mm outside pipe, and I can't imagine the size of the shit (without toilet paper, of course) you'd have to take to block it... it would have to be huge....</quote>This is America. Everything is big. Even our shits.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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