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Bass_X0 03/06/23 4:24:51 PM #1:	In a way that is true but that they can relate to and understand. --- "Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN <cite>Bass_X0 posted [p:971997162] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>In a way that is true but that they can relate to and understand.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 03/06/23 4:25:08 PM #2:	Two groups of idiots --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:971997166] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>Two groups of idiots</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/06/23 4:26:01 PM #3:	Republicans: Don't want to share their toys. Democrats: Want to share someone else's toys. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:971997180] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>Republicans: Don't want to share their toys.Democrats: Want to share someone else's toys.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Supersex420 03/06/23 4:26:08 PM #4:	They are the two political parties in the American two party system. --- i spent 25 minutes reading what you said Medea's virtual gf <cite>Supersex420 posted [p:971997186] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>They are the two political parties in the American two party system.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 03/06/23 4:26:16 PM #5:	By five year old, you mean ce? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:971997189] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>By five year old, you mean ce?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GreenMario 03/06/23 4:26:17 PM #6:	At five teaching them wrong from right is more important. --- Mario and his best friend Green Mario were introduced in Super Mario Bros for the NES in 1982. <cite>GreenMario posted [p:971997190] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>At five teaching them wrong from right is more important.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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vycebrand2 03/06/23 4:28:19 PM #8:	Irony posted... Two groups of idiots You see those kids out there in the play yard fighting over a toy. That's them --- Gamers Unite. First they came for Crimea, I did nothing. They came for Ukraine, I did nothing. Nintendo delayed Advance Wars Reboot. Let's take Putin down <cite>vycebrand2 posted [p:971997240] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>Two groups of idiots</quote>You see those kids out there in the play yard fighting over a toy. That's them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Supersex420 03/06/23 4:28:26 PM #9:	GreenMario posted... At five teaching them wrong from right is more important. That's ridiculous, ethics is a high level subject and you want to teach it to 5 year-olds? --- i spent 25 minutes reading what you said Medea's virtual gf <cite>Supersex420 posted [p:971997245] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>GreenMario posted... </cite><quote>At five teaching them wrong from right is more important.</quote>That's ridiculous, ethics is a high level subject and you want to teach it to 5 year-olds?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Wheelman1 03/06/23 4:29:19 PM #10:	You don't. Keep kids away from politics as far as possible. Let us adults worry about that. --- XBox Live GT: MastaMez PSN: KoolMez The Topic Killer \_0_/ <cite>The_Wheelman1 posted [p:971997268] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>You don't. Keep kids away from politics as far as possible. Let us adults worry about that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 03/06/23 4:29:41 PM #11:	dipshits and bad people --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:971997277] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>dipshits and bad people</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 03/06/23 4:29:46 PM #12:	But Republicans are 5 year-olds --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:971997279] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>But Republicans are 5 year-olds</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoxObscuras 03/06/23 4:30:35 PM #14:	The better question is why would you be teaching that to a five year old? --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:971997296] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>The better question is why would you be teaching that to a five year old?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sheiky-Baby 03/06/23 4:31:02 PM #15:	Dophan, and Mudbray --- Once you lose your integrity, everything comes easy afterwards. <cite>Sheiky-Baby posted [p:971997308] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>Dophan, and Mudbray</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Calwings 03/06/23 4:32:04 PM #16:	GranolaPanic posted... Democrats want to give you and your classmates an equal amount of candy. Republicans will give all the candy to the most popular kid in class and its up to them if they want to share any of it. This is the best summary if I wanted to teach a kid that early, but... Gladius_ posted... I'd rather spare my kids of the mess that is politics until they are older. Let them be in ignorance bliss a bit longer. --- https://i.imgur.com/PmF1p9q.jpg <cite>Calwings posted [p:971997333] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>GranolaPanic posted...</cite><quote>Democrats want to give you and your classmates an equal amount of candy.Republicans will give all the candy to the most popular kid in class and its up to them if they want to share any of it.</quote>This is the best summary if I wanted to teach a kid that early, but...Gladius_ posted...</cite><quote>I'd rather spare my kids of the mess that is politics until they are older. Let them be in ignorance bliss a bit longer.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 03/06/23 4:32:47 PM #17:	I wouldn't. --- When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:971997350] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika 03/06/23 4:33:08 PM #18:	The_Wheelman1 posted... You don't. Keep kids away from politics as far as possible. Let us adults worry about that. <cite>Pikachuchupika posted [p:971997362] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>The_Wheelman1 posted... </cite><quote>You don't. Keep kids away from politics as far as possible. Let us adults worry about that.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Supersex420 03/06/23 4:35:15 PM #19:	NoxObscuras posted... The better question is why would you be teaching that to a five year old? You don't think a five year old should know the president and party in power? --- i spent 25 minutes reading what you said Medea's virtual gf <cite>Supersex420 posted [p:971997400] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite><quote>The better question is why would you be teaching that to a five year old?</quote>You don't think a five year old should know the president and party in power?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 03/06/23 4:37:12 PM #20:	A 5-year-old should definitely know the reason why they're not getting toys --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:971997437] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>A 5-year-old should definitely know the reason why they're not getting toys</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 03/06/23 4:37:34 PM #21:	Supersex420 posted... You don't think a five year old should know the president and party in power? The president's name is about as far as I would go. There's no benefit to giving kindergartners an explanation about politics. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:971997445] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>Supersex420 posted... </cite><quote>You don't think a five year old should know the president and party in power?</quote>The president's name is about as far as I would go. There's no benefit to giving kindergartners an explanation about politics.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Supersex420 03/06/23 4:38:10 PM #22:	Irony posted... A 5-year-old should definitely know the reason why they're not getting toys The real reason you mf toys are cheap af Is it against tos to say mf? --- i spent 25 minutes reading what you said Medea's virtual gf <cite>Supersex420 posted [p:971997458] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>A 5-year-old should definitely know the reason why they're not getting toys</quote>The real reason you mf toys are cheap afIs it against tos to say mf?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 03/06/23 4:38:51 PM #23:	NoxObscuras posted... The president's name is about as far as I would go. There's no benefit to giving kindergartners an explanation about politics. if they have questions about something then theyre old enough for honest answers --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:971997469] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite><quote>The president's name is about as far as I would go. There's no benefit to giving kindergartners an explanation about politics.</quote>if they have questions about something then theyre old enough for honest answers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 03/06/23 4:39:06 PM #24:	"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph in the world is that good men do nothing. The republicans are the evil ones, in this case." --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:971997476] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph in the world is that good men do nothing. The republicans are the evil ones, in this case."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy 03/06/23 4:39:13 PM #25:	Democrats want to make it so you can understand math a little more easier. Republicans get angry when you read the books in the library and they want make the POC students in your class go bye-bye. --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:971997482] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>Democrats want to make it so you can understand math a little more easier.Republicans get angry when you read the books in the library and they want make the POC students in your class go bye-bye. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Supersex420 03/06/23 4:40:00 PM #26:	NoxObscuras posted... The president's name is about as far as I would go. There's no benefit to giving kindergartners an explanation about politics. Yeah, the smart ones will become total pseudos --- i spent 25 minutes reading what you said Medea's virtual gf <cite>Supersex420 posted [p:971997492] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite><quote>The president's name is about as far as I would go. There's no benefit to giving kindergartners an explanation about politics.</quote>Yeah, the smart ones will become total pseudos</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 03/06/23 4:40:11 PM #27:	I'd use the Disney analogy. A Democrat is like that very nice aunt you have that always promises to take you to Disneyland. But something always comes up and you never actually go. A Republican is like a grumpy uncle. Every time you ask him about Disneyland he says absolutely not, we don't have enough money. But then later you find out that he went with out you anyway. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:971997498] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>I'd use the Disney analogy.A Democrat is like that very nice aunt you have that always promises to take you to Disneyland. But something always comes up and you never actually go.A Republican is like a grumpy uncle. Every time you ask him about Disneyland he says absolutely not, we don't have enough money.But then later you find out that he went with out you anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabin017 03/06/23 4:44:26 PM #28:	Democrats don't care about anything and sell empty promises. Republicans only care about money and sell fear. --- https://i.imgur.com/TWsfIIj.gif <cite>sabin017 posted [p:971997570] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>Democrats don't care about anything and sell empty promises.Republicans only care about money and sell fear.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 03/06/23 4:45:19 PM #29:	democrats are the protagonists in the stage play, and the republicans are the antagonists in the stage play, and at the end of play and they all hold hands, take a bow, and run off with your money --- http://i.imgur.com/A0TAfek.png <cite>TheMikh posted [p:971997581] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>democrats are the protagonists in the stage play, and the republicans are the antagonists in the stage play, and at the end of play and they all hold hands, take a bow, and run off with your money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/06/23 4:46:16 PM #30:	bigblu89 posted... I'd use the Disney analogy. A Democrat is like that very nice aunt you have that always promises to take you to Disneyland. But something always comes up and you never actually go. A Republican is like a grumpy uncle. Every time you ask him about Disneyland he says absolutely not, we don't have enough money. But then later you find out that he went with out you anyway. ooooo That's a good one <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:971997599] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>bigblu89 posted... </cite><quote>I'd use the Disney analogy.A Democrat is like that very nice aunt you have that always promises to take you to Disneyland. But something always comes up and you never actually go.A Republican is like a grumpy uncle. Every time you ask him about Disneyland he says absolutely not, we don't have enough money.But then later you find out that he went with out you anyway.</quote>oooooThat's a good one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vycebrand2 03/06/23 4:50:08 PM #31:	Irony posted... A 5-year-old should definitely know the reason why they're not getting toys It's mine, no it's mine. How to solve it. Take the toy away --- Gamers Unite. First they came for Crimea, I did nothing. They came for Ukraine, I did nothing. Nintendo delayed Advance Wars Reboot. Let's take Putin down <cite>vycebrand2 posted [p:971997666] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>A 5-year-old should definitely know the reason why they're not getting toys</quote>It's mine, no it's mine. How to solve it. Take the toy away</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spiritlittle 03/06/23 4:50:30 PM #32:	People that are right and are beneficial to everyone: Democrats. People that are selfish and only care about money: Republicans. --- Official Fujin of the Mortal Kombat 11 board. Trails of Cold Steel is the most underappreciated JRPG series ever. <cite>Spiritlittle posted [p:971997676] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>People that are right and are beneficial to everyone: Democrats.People that are selfish and only care about money: Republicans.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TopGoats 03/06/23 4:51:44 PM #33:	Republicans do all the bad things in the world, and Democrats let them. --- End of passion play, crumbling away I'm your source of self-destruction <cite>TopGoats posted [p:971997701] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>Republicans do all the bad things in the world, and Democrats let them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 03/06/23 4:52:25 PM #34:	You cant, at least to the vast majority of 5 year olds. They couldnt possibly understand. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:971997712] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>You cant, at least to the vast majority of 5 year olds. They couldnt possibly understand.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spiritlittle 03/06/23 4:53:39 PM #35:	Supersex420 posted... You don't think a five year old should know the president and party in power? We definitely knew in Kindergarten back in 2000. One of my earliest memories was the Monica Lewinsky scandal. My that was an election year, so my mom always said we'll be voting for Al Gore because he cares about the poor and we're not rich. ~~Al Gore should have won the presidency in that election btw~~ --- Official Fujin of the Mortal Kombat 11 board. Trails of Cold Steel is the most underappreciated JRPG series ever. <cite>Spiritlittle posted [p:971997735] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>Supersex420 posted... </cite><quote>You don't think a five year old should know the president and party in power?</quote>We definitely knew in Kindergarten back in 2000. One of my earliest memories was the Monica Lewinsky scandal. My that was an election year, so my mom always said we'll be voting for Al Gore because he cares about the poor and we're not rich. Al Gore should have won the presidency in that election btw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GrandConjuraton 03/06/23 4:54:45 PM #36:	TopGoats posted... Republicans do all the bad things in the world, and Democrats let them. --- You shouldn't have taken the apple down from the tree. https://imgur.com/o21DN7r <cite>GrandConjuraton posted [p:971997753] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>TopGoats posted... </cite><quote>Republicans do all the bad things in the world, and Democrats let them.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuscleRobo 03/06/23 4:55:25 PM #37:	Not your problem kiddo. <cite>MuscleRobo posted [p:971997762] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>Not your problem kiddo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika 03/06/23 4:55:25 PM #38:	At 5 years old, I was more worried about figuring out who to play with during kindergarten. Good luck trying to explain politics to me lmao. <cite>Pikachuchupika posted [p:971997763] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>At 5 years old, I was more worried about figuring out who to play with during kindergarten. Good luck trying to explain politics to me lmao. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GreenMario 03/07/23 12:19:16 AM #39:	Supersex420 posted... That's ridiculous, ethics is a high level subject and you want to teach it to 5 year-olds? Never too soon to start. Teaching sharing and being nice to others is absolutely something for kids. You don't think I was suggesting Greek philosophy do you? --- Mario and his best friend Green Mario were introduced in Super Mario Bros for the NES in 1982. <cite>GreenMario posted [p:972006389] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>Supersex420 posted... </cite><quote>That's ridiculous, ethics is a high level subject and you want to teach it to 5 year-olds?</quote>Never too soon to start. Teaching sharing and being nice to others is absolutely something for kids. You don't think I was suggesting Greek philosophy do you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 03/07/23 12:32:40 AM #40:	Democrats are the guys who promise to give you a bag of candy, but actually give you a bag of raisins, and when you say you don't like it, they say they're sorry and promise to get you actual candy next time for real. Republicans are the guys who say they'll give you a bag of candy, but actually give you a bag of poo, and when you say you don't like it, they say you should be very grateful you got anything at all. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:972006541] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>Democrats are the guys who promise to give you a bag of candy, but actually give you a bag of raisins, and when you say you don't like it, they say they're sorry and promise to get you actual candy next time for real.Republicans are the guys who say they'll give you a bag of candy, but actually give you a bag of poo, and when you say you don't like it, they say you should be very grateful you got anything at all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mybbqrules 03/07/23 1:07:51 AM #41:	GranolaPanic posted... Democrats want to give you and your classmates an equal amount of candy. Republicans will give all the candy to all the white kids in class and its up to them if they want to share any of it. Fixed that for you. --- Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021. <cite>mybbqrules posted [p:972006924] in How would ... [t:80370705]...</cite> <quote>GranolaPanic posted... </cite><quote>Democrats want to give you and your classmates an equal amount of candy.Republicans will give all the candy to all the white kids in class and its up to them if they want to share any of it.</quote>Fixed that for you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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