Current Events > Holy shit. Cyrax actually fought Music Biz Marty!

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GeraldDarko
03/04/23 8:19:25 AM
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For years, Cyrax has been making threats and backing down. He finally put up and got put down!

https://youtu.be/J-POzXd9gxY

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BurmesePenguin
03/04/23 8:20:59 AM
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Who are these supposed people?
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Shadowplay
03/04/23 8:21:00 AM
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Now we need to see him fight Liquid Chris.

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GeraldDarko
03/04/23 8:23:13 AM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
Who are these supposed people?
lolcow and his troll
Cyrax is a pedo that has been trolled into enticing what he thought were underage girls and he abused a special needs kid in high school, so don't pity him.

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party_animal07
03/04/23 8:48:28 AM
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Trash

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The_Wheelman1
03/04/23 8:57:52 AM
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Not the Cyrax I was thinking about.

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uwnim
03/04/23 8:59:45 AM
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Thought this was about the Mortal Kombat character.

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YugiNoob
03/04/23 9:03:32 AM
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My first thought

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/8/AAPV5JAAEPbY.jpg

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GZAgenius
03/04/23 9:10:19 AM
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This guy is an accurate representation of Akron Ohio for sure. Place is trash, hence why we call it Crackron.

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GeraldDarko
03/04/23 11:56:44 AM
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GZAgenius posted...
This guy is an accurate representation of Akron Ohio for sure. Place is trash, hence why we call it Crackron.
Yeah, MBM is a piece of shit too, but no one seems to acknowledge this, everyone thinks he's rad, but he is clearly unstable, himself.

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Flauros
03/04/23 12:05:58 PM
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New Dawkins lore?

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GeraldDarko
03/04/23 12:43:06 PM
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Flauros posted...
New Dawkins lore?
Nah, unfortunately.

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Lokison
03/04/23 1:25:04 PM
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uwnim posted...
Thought this was about the Mortal Kombat character.

YugiNoob posted...
My first thought

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/8/AAPV5JAAEPbY.jpg


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GeraldDarko
03/04/23 7:57:06 PM
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I'm surprised so few people know Rax

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Jagr_68
03/04/23 7:58:04 PM
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Cryax vs. Marty McFly would be a pretty lame fight.

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Hornswoggled
03/04/23 8:04:26 PM
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Oh Cyrax. What will you get into next?
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CRON
03/04/23 8:28:44 PM
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All of this happened because a 32 year old man was too afraid to race one of his trolls in an online game

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Error1355
03/04/23 8:33:24 PM
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what am i supposed to be even seeing in this video?

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GeraldDarko
03/04/23 8:47:30 PM
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Error1355 posted...
what am i supposed to be even seeing in this video?
It's not so much about seeing it, that would have been cool, but it's just about it actually happening. Cyrax has been threatening Marty and others for years giving out his address and saying to come over, and he always hid inside, behind his grandmother. He's a 4'9" delusional, freeloading, selfish, rageful pedo and all around vile person.

Here he is going to bat for Chris Chan.

https://youtu.be/1ZR55OQJ8mY

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Shadowplay
03/06/23 1:51:17 PM
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And also, he caused Liquid Chris, one of Chris Chan's trolls that is now a physician, to come out of retirement and address him.

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radical_rhino
03/06/23 1:52:39 PM
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I assume Cyrax used the buzzsaw in his chest compartment to tear Marty to shreds.

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