Current Events > $400,000,000 but you can never have sex with women again.

Topic List	Page List: 1
UnfairRepresent 02/26/23 10:06:54 AM #1:	Would you take it? Yes No Would you take it? - Results (133 votes) Yes 79.7% (106 votes) 106 No 20.3% (27 votes) 27 Money is after tax but if you take it you can never have any kind of sexual activity with a woman ever again. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/0/AAZiH8AAD6DI.jpg Inverse to sex with men if female. Would you take it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:971815721] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote> Would you take it? Yes No Vote View Results Would you take it? - Results (133 votes) Yes 79.7% (106 votes) 106 No 20.3% (27 votes) 27 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80361336', message: '0', key: '0d39550b' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Money is after tax but if you take it you can never have any kind of sexual activity with a woman ever again. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/0/AAZiH8AAD6DI.jpg Inverse to sex with men if female. Would you take it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeathVelvien 02/26/23 10:08:30 AM #2:	I'm now rich and nothing else changes? Easy deal. --- Arizona Cardinals: eternal suffering UNICLR: Phonon \| GBVS: Zeta <cite>DeathVelvien posted [p:971815743] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>I'm now rich and nothing else changes? Easy deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordOfTheCats 02/26/23 10:11:33 AM #3:	DeathVelvien posted... I'm now rich and nothing else changes? Easy deal. <cite>LordOfTheCats posted [p:971815788] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>DeathVelvien posted... </cite><quote>I'm now rich and nothing else changes? Easy deal.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 02/26/23 10:20:23 AM #4:	What do you mean, "again?" --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:971815905] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>What do you mean, "again?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 02/26/23 10:21:28 AM #5:	So can still cuddle waifus pillow and sex robots? <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:971815926] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>So can still cuddle waifus pillow and sex robots?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__starsnostars 02/26/23 10:22:21 AM #6:	Too much money to pass up. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDyXIXyAZq0 Please consider adopting a cat from your SPCA or local animal shelter. <cite>__starsnostars posted [p:971815934] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>Too much money to pass up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Supersex420 02/26/23 10:23:19 AM #7:	There's literally nothing to do with that much money but sure --- i spent 25 minutes reading what you said Medea's virtual gf <cite>Supersex420 posted [p:971815953] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>There's literally nothing to do with that much money but sure</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/26/23 10:29:21 AM #8:	WingsOfGood posted... So can still cuddle waifus pillow and sex robots? Yes --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:971816050] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite><quote>So can still cuddle waifus pillow and sex robots?</quote>Yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 02/26/23 10:30:50 AM #9:	What downside? --- This is signature Not waste of data at all <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:971816070] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>What downside?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/26/23 10:35:18 AM #10:	Dakimakura posted... What downside? you can never have sex with women again. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:971816132] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>Dakimakura posted... </cite><quote>What downside?</quote>you can never have sex with women again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the_rowan 02/26/23 10:37:17 AM #11:	If this was made as a real offer for everyone, it would be known as the new D-Day. I'm all about that D. --- "That is why war is so tragic. To win means to make victims of your opponents and give birth to hatred." - Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia <cite>the_rowan posted [p:971816163] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>If this was made as a real offer for everyone, it would be known as the new D-Day. I'm all about that D.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 02/26/23 10:37:43 AM #12:	UnfairRepresent posted... you can never have sex with women again. I dont see a downside --- This is signature Not waste of data at all <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:971816167] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>you can never have sex with women again.</quote>I dont see a downside</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides 02/26/23 10:40:24 AM #13:	I'm married, so I'm already not having sex <cite>Euripides posted [p:971816197] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>I'm married, so I'm already not having sex</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToasterStrudeI 02/26/23 11:06:25 AM #14:	Gay people don't exist? --- http://error1355.com/ce/ToasterStrudeI.html <cite>ToasterStrudeI posted [p:971816587] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>Gay people don't exist?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Popo 02/26/23 11:10:24 AM #15:	ToasterStrudeI posted... Gay people don't exist? They do. And theyre all super rich now. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The_Popo posted [p:971816636] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>ToasterStrudeI posted... </cite><quote>Gay people don't exist?</quote>They do. And theyre all super rich now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CaptainStrong 02/26/23 10:54:52 PM #16:	UnfairRepresent posted... Money is after tax but if you take it you can never have any kind of sexual activity with a woman ever again. Would you take it? I'm bisexual, so sure. <cite>CaptainStrong posted [p:971829094] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>Money is after tax but if you take it you can never have any kind of sexual activity with a woman ever again.Would you take it?</quote>I'm bisexual, so sure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 02/26/23 10:57:33 PM #17:	I am not having sex anyway so give me free money please. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:971829132] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>I am not having sex anyway so give me free money please.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
random_man9119 02/26/23 10:59:05 PM #18:	DeathVelvien posted... I'm now rich and nothing else changes? Easy deal. --- NNID:MrOddities\|PSN:OddGamer2013 Playing:Splatoon 3\|Pokemon Scarlet\|LoZ:The Minish Cap\|Powerwash Simulator\|Resident Evil Village\|Theatrhythm; Final Bar Line <cite>random_man9119 posted [p:971829154] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>DeathVelvien posted... </cite><quote>I'm now rich and nothing else changes? Easy deal.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 02/26/23 11:01:09 PM #19:	No. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:971829192] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>No.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcoRubio 02/26/23 11:01:54 PM #20:	Fuck no --- She/Her <cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:971829205] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>Fuck no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Top_Crusader 02/26/23 11:03:13 PM #21:	Can I have a final week of sex or something before I make the deal? --- https://imgur.com/09qFfLV <cite>The_Top_Crusader posted [p:971829228] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>Can I have a final week of sex or something before I make the deal?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BillGriskell199 02/26/23 11:03:43 PM #22:	DeathVelvien posted... I'm now rich and nothing else changes? Easy deal. <cite>BillGriskell199 posted [p:971829234] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>DeathVelvien posted... </cite><quote>I'm now rich and nothing else changes? Easy deal.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nirvanas_Nox 02/26/23 11:04:17 PM #23:	Ha perfect. I already don't have sex with women so easy money. --- Make sure not to bleed over the discs.- Xiciassa NOT IN MY CANTINA! - Bartender <cite>Nirvanas_Nox posted [p:971829240] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>Ha perfect. I already don't have sex with women so easy money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nintendo_Porn 02/26/23 11:07:16 PM #24:	I could go without either. All that money would mean more problems, and sooner or later someone in, or outside your family/friends will put the green light on you so you don't live long enough to enjoy it. Sex is over rated, and having someone who would die for you is way more important. Trusting you with their body is a nice perk. A: Sex androids will soon be mainstream. B: You can turn the porn browser on and get it over with in 10-30 minutes, then go back to not caring. --- N.P.C.C. (Nintendo Porn Company Conspiracy) Truly Outrageous! The Truth Is Out There! https://imgur.com/Q1aKXKp https://imgur.com/gZ2IuFV <cite>Nintendo_Porn posted [p:971829277] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>I could go without either.All that money would mean more problems, and sooner or later someone in, or outside your family/friends will put the green light on you so you don't live long enough to enjoy it.Sex is over rated, and having someone who would die for you is way more important. Trusting you with their body is a nice perk.A: Sex androids will soon be mainstream.B: You can turn the porn browser on and get it over with in 10-30 minutes, then go back to not caring.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RAAAWWWRRR 02/26/23 11:07:37 PM #25:	I'm a 26 year old virgin.. so count me in! --- Ryzen 9 3950X, RTX 4080 ASUS ROG STRIX/PS4 Pro 500 Million Limited Edition #31,033/Xbox One X Platinum Taco Bell Limited Edition, Nintendo Switch, PS5, Xbox Sex <cite>RAAAWWWRRR posted [p:971829281] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>I'm a 26 year old virgin.. so count me in! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gildedwings 02/26/23 11:12:30 PM #26:	Even with $400,000,000 no woman would sex with me so sure. --- Hope is the last thing to die. <cite>gildedwings posted [p:971829362] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>Even with $400,000,000 no woman would sex with me so sure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
#27	Post #27 was unavailable or deleted.
Nukazie 02/26/23 11:54:07 PM #28:	give me money --- We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:971829921] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>give me money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nexigrams 02/26/23 11:56:41 PM #29:	Everything has a price, and that is alot of money. --- http://imgur.com/SYiqIRC <cite>nexigrams posted [p:971829942] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>Everything has a price, and that is alot of money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philip027 02/26/23 11:58:34 PM #30:	This is easy money for an asexual. <cite>Philip027 posted [p:971829965] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>This is easy money for an asexual.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 02/27/23 12:06:06 AM #31:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Because I don't want to turn a rare occurrence into an impossibility, derrrrrrrrrr --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:971830057] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Because I don't want to turn a rare occurrence into an impossibility, derrrrrrrrrr</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Boombam99 02/27/23 12:08:44 AM #32:	But one of the perks of being that rich is sleeping with tons of hot women <cite>Boombam99 posted [p:971830088] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>But one of the perks of being that rich is sleeping with tons of hot women</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperVegitoFAN 02/27/23 12:18:59 AM #33:	DeathVelvien posted... I'm now rich and nothing else changes? Easy deal. Same.. besides i dont feel a romantic relationship is anywhere NEAR worth the cost. Sounds stressfull and exhausting to me. --- GoodBye My Friend https://ibb.co/QNDH9d0 <cite>SuperVegitoFAN posted [p:971830217] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>DeathVelvien posted... </cite><quote>I'm now rich and nothing else changes? Easy deal.</quote>Same.. besides i dont feel a romantic relationship is anywhere NEAR worth the cost. Sounds stressfull and exhausting to me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 02/27/23 12:22:49 AM #34:	UnfairRepresent posted... Inverse to sex with men if female. Huge win for the gays today. :] --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:971830257] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>Inverse to sex with men if female.</quote>Huge win for the gays today. :] </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 02/27/23 2:04:39 AM #35:	What if it's with someone who has all the feminine parts but identifies as non-binary? They technically aren't women. --- I don't know about urinals. Half the guys are afraid to use them and most who aren't afraid can't hit them <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:971831296] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>What if it's with someone who has all the feminine parts but identifies as non-binary? They technically aren't women.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 02/27/23 2:09:39 AM #36:	yeah sure ill look up solutions to deplete the rest of my remaining sex drive. --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: The Longest Journey series <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:971831346] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>yeah sure ill look up solutions to deplete the rest of my remaining sex drive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UncleJunior 02/27/23 3:01:12 AM #37:	Nah. Theres no point having that much money if I cant bang whoors. And Im not gay. Pass. --- https://youtu.be/d1zDNBIswek https://youtu.be/uq6nBigMnlg <cite>UncleJunior posted [p:971831752] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>Nah. Theres no point having that much money if I cant bang whoors. And Im not gay. Pass.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssk9716757 02/27/23 3:03:13 AM #38:	DeathVelvien posted... I'm now rich and nothing else changes? Easy deal. synth_real posted... What do you mean, "again?" Euripides posted... I'm married, so I'm already not having sex --- I am the nucleus. <cite>ssk9716757 posted [p:971831769] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>DeathVelvien posted... </cite><quote>I'm now rich and nothing else changes? Easy deal.</quote>synth_real posted... </cite><quote>What do you mean, "again?"</quote>Euripides posted... </cite><quote>I'm married, so I'm already not having sex</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Wheelman1 02/27/23 3:19:11 AM #39:	Not a problem if you never had sex to begin with. --- XBox Live GT: MastaMez PSN: KoolMez The Topic Killer \_0_/ <cite>The_Wheelman1 posted [p:971831900] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>Not a problem if you never had sex to begin with.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 02/27/23 3:42:07 AM #40:	So I can fuck and get fucked by all the dudes I want? --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:971832045] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>So I can fuck and get fucked by all the dudes I want? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zergrush80 02/27/23 3:56:26 AM #41:	Step 1: Collect money. Step 2: Look into those life-like sex dolls from Japan. Step 3: Femboys Step 4: ??? Step 5: Profit --- For the Swarm!!!!! <cite>Zergrush80 posted [p:971832134] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>Step 1: Collect money.Step 2: Look into those life-like sex dolls from Japan.Step 3: FemboysStep 4: ???Step 5: Profit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/27/23 3:59:27 AM #42:	Nintendo_Porn posted... All that money would mean more problems, and sooner or later someone in, or outside your family/friends will put the green light on you so you don't live long enough to enjoy it. Wut --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:971832155] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>Nintendo_Porn posted... </cite><quote>All that money would mean more problems, and sooner or later someone in, or outside your family/friends will put the green light on you so you don't live long enough to enjoy it.</quote>Wut</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 02/27/23 4:27:11 AM #43:	UnfairRepresent posted... Wut Mo' money, mo' problems. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:971832344] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>Wut</quote>Mo' money, mo' problems.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 02/27/23 4:29:23 AM #44:	Asexuals: Easy money! --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:971832357] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>Asexuals: Easy money!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 02/27/23 4:35:10 AM #45:	What about biological women who identify as men? Anyway deal all day long. I'd never even jerk off again for that much. Fuck work and living like a slave. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:971832405] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>What about biological women who identify as men?Anyway deal all day long. I'd never even jerk off again for that much. Fuck work and living like a slave. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 02/27/23 5:17:08 AM #46:	Id probably take it. Honestly like every one of my anxieties can all be traced to financial woes so if I had that kind of money, I wouldnt have much, if anything, to complain or worry about. Dating has always been miserable experiences for me anyway (completely unbalanced- no good experiences to go with the bad) and Im in no hurry to put myself through that again, and Im not into hooking up with random chicks. Hell, I dont even care about sex to begin with- even those few times I was seeing someone. --- Fate rarely calls on us at a moment of our choosing. <cite>rexcrk posted [p:971832672] in $400,000,0... [t:80361336]...</cite> <quote>Id probably take it. Honestly like every one of my anxieties can all be traced to financial woes so if I had that kind of money, I wouldnt have much, if anything, to complain or worry about. Dating has always been miserable experiences for me anyway (completely unbalanced- no good experiences to go with the bad) and Im in no hurry to put myself through that again, and Im not into hooking up with random chicks. Hell, I dont even care about sex to begin with- even those few times I was seeing someone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List	Page List: 1

Current Events > $400,000,000 but you can never have sex with women again. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > $400,000,000 but you can never have sex with women again.