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ssk9716757 02/25/23 9:09:12 PM #1: |
The student had been brainwashed by the woke mind virus and was beyond saving. One day he raised his hand in class and asked, Professor, why do you say that socialism wouldnt work in America? The professor, who happened to be the only professor at the university who wasnt a transgender Marxist, smirked as the student asked his question. What is your current GPA, if I might ask? the professor asked, smiling, knowing the student was walking right into his trap. I have a 187,000,000,000.3 GPA, professor, the student said. The professor was positively giddy. I see. Well, we have some students in this class who dont have very high GPAs. Some have in the 2.0 range, others even in the 1.0 range. What would you say if we took a few of your points and gave them to all the students who have less than a 4.0? The students face went white, meaning he would soon be called racist and oppressed simply for existing. He looked around the classroom. But, professor There are a hundred students in this class! If each of them gets even just two points, my GPA would drop to 186,999,999,800.3! The professor was on the edge of climax. Precisely. Thats not fair! the student yelled. I worked 46 billion times harder than everyone! I shouldnt have to give out my points! The professor let out a moan and pulled a pack of tissues out of his desk. Welcome to the Republican Party, my friend. --- I am the nucleus. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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__aCEr__ 02/25/23 9:17:10 PM #4: |
A masterfully Burgessly move by the professor. --- See you next Wednesday. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cjsdowg 02/25/23 9:23:46 PM #5: |
And everybody clapped. --- To be a poor man is hard, but to be a poor race in a land of dollars is the very bottom of hardships. W.E.B. Du Bois ... Copied to Clipboard!
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