Current Events > University of Nebraska - Don't vape. Masturbate instead.

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MachineJaipur
02/25/23 10:40:44 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/2/AAecKNAAEN6a.jpg

Gonna need a lot of grit to 'bate where you can vape
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Alteres
02/25/23 10:46:15 AM
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Try it with a friend!

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Damn_Underscore
02/25/23 10:48:10 AM
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nice

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Weezy_Tha_Don
02/25/23 10:55:26 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I feel like theres only one way to read it lol

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Kloe_Rinz
02/25/23 10:57:44 AM
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try masticating with a friend
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Irony
02/25/23 10:58:49 AM
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I'm on it

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UnholyMudcrab
02/25/23 10:59:11 AM
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Masturbate with your vape and get the best of both worlds

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DrizztLink
02/25/23 11:01:39 AM
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Two seniors, desperate to quit smoking before graduation, agree to a system.

Whenever one feels the urge for a cig, they both must meet up and masturbate.

This summer's feel-good comedy:

Beating it Together

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FortuneCookie
02/25/23 11:23:10 AM
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I tried masturbation once. It led to very bad habbits.

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HudGard
02/25/23 11:24:42 AM
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Alteres posted...
Try it with a friend!
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/8/6/AACrrZAAEN6y.jpg

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legendary_zell
02/25/23 11:25:04 AM
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Finally, some useful life advice for America's youth.

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Damn_Underscore
02/25/23 11:25:58 AM
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Dont Vape, Masturbate kind of rhymes so thats cool

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Questionmarktarius
02/25/23 11:28:30 AM
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so... jack it in the college library?
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lilORANG
02/25/23 11:32:46 AM
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Suddenly all the shower drains on campus are clogged.

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SiO4
02/25/23 11:36:04 AM
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...Umm, someone doesn't know what a 'Trick' is in this context. >_>

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Tom_Joad
02/25/23 11:41:02 AM
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This is good advice.


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MachineJaipur
02/25/23 12:17:01 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Suddenly all the shower drains on campus are clogged.
Shower is like one of the worst places to do it though
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kingdrake2
02/25/23 12:31:17 PM
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SiO4 posted...
someone doesn't know what a 'Trick'


wish i could say the 3 word combo but mod's hate that phrase.

trick ass... cant say the rest.

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Gamespoht
02/25/23 12:32:23 PM
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Why not both?

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BeantownHero
02/25/23 12:33:42 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/2/AAbVz1AADzVy.jpg

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rexcrk
02/25/23 12:35:01 PM
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Based


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MICHALECOLE
02/25/23 12:35:23 PM
#25:


MachineJaipur posted...
Shower is like one of the worst places to do it though
Funeral
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LordFarquad1312
02/25/23 12:37:07 PM
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Don't mind if I do!

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kingdrake2
02/25/23 12:39:16 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Don't mind if I do!


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/3/AAc53qAAC3o3.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/4/AAcI8BAAC_ow.jpg

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LordFarquad1312
02/25/23 12:41:22 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
Dat's fucking disgusting m8

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thronedfire2
02/25/23 12:54:38 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


dont put your vape in there

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SiO4
02/25/23 2:19:36 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...


wish i could say the 3 word combo but mod's hate that phrase.

trick ass... cant say the rest.


I always knew as Trick.
A Trick, pulling a Trick that sort of thing.

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Cocytus
02/25/23 3:13:23 PM
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Well, it's a statement!

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BurmesePenguin
02/25/23 3:16:07 PM
#32:


If there's a friend involved, isn't that just sex?
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MachineJaipur
02/25/23 3:38:18 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
If there's a friend involved, isn't that just sex?

Sitting next to a bro while you're both individually going to town on yourselves =/= sex

Mutual masturbation =/= sex. I guess maybe technically a form of non-penetrative sex.

Now if their or your orifices are involved then yes that would be sex.
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kingdrake2
02/25/23 6:49:58 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Dat's fucking disgusting m8


i could post dudes but alot of people aren't into that.

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Lil_Bit83
02/25/23 6:51:11 PM
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Lol

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Kim_Seong-a
02/25/23 7:05:02 PM
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"Hi welcome to Denny's! Would you like masturbating or no-masturbating?"

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Ryven
02/25/23 7:10:41 PM
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'Excuse me sir?'

'Yes?'

'I'm feeling a little overwhelmed by this lesson. May I be excused to go jerk off?'

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FigureOfSpeech
02/25/23 7:42:05 PM
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Alteres posted...
Try it with a friend!

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Awesker002
02/25/23 9:16:03 PM
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This is something I would have expected from the University of San Diego.


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__aCEr__
02/25/23 9:18:45 PM
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They're all about shucking the corn in Nebraska.

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Unsuprised_Pika
02/25/23 9:19:45 PM
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Imagine if instead of smoke breaks people took fap breaks.

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Unsuprised_Pika
02/25/23 9:20:26 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Funeral

That is a step up from shower deeding tbh

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NoxObscuras
02/25/23 9:25:40 PM
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Unsuprised_Pika posted...
Imagine if instead of smoke breaks people took fap breaks.
A few journalists tried that a few years ago. There was research on the benefits of masturbation breaks, so they tried it out for a week and then wrote about their experiences

https://metro.co.uk/2017/01/20/we-tried-masturbating-at-work-for-a-week-and-this-is-what-happened-6393673/

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Homeless_Waifu
02/25/23 9:26:42 PM
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I got no friends

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hockeybub89
02/25/23 9:27:43 PM
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You know what they say: better to be fapped with than fapped on

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NeonTentacles
02/25/23 9:28:01 PM
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And then people start jacking it in the showers and this will happen >_>

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Homeless_Waifu
02/25/23 9:29:05 PM
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Learn something new everyday! D:

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Back_Stabbath
02/25/23 9:29:48 PM
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ayy homie want a brojob before we crack into this exam?

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