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Johnny_Nutcase
03/01/23 8:44:32 PM
#101:


If you were wearing a Cowboys, Eagles, or Beanskin shirt I would be highly upset.

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Talib_21
03/02/23 10:41:40 AM
#103:


Im sorry to hear that Smacks

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Talib_21
03/02/23 10:42:56 AM
#104:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What part of NM and what the fuck you doin out here?
Albuquerque, just stopping through on the way to the Grand Canyon. Its colder in flagstaff than it is here, I didnt know it snowed in Arizona wtf

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MabusIncarnate
03/02/23 10:44:37 AM
#105:


You best post a pic of the canyon when you get time. Sounds like a neat trip, I'd get baked out of my gourd to see it.

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Smackems
03/02/23 2:43:01 PM
#106:


Lmao now I got my grandma in the er. Fell and hit her head. Shes ok, just want to be safe. Btw seems mom is doing a bit better

Sometimes you just gotta laugh at this cosmic fuckery

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Smackems
03/02/23 3:50:17 PM
#107:


All is well with grandma. Gonna continue on with my journey

Started back on some of my meds today and they're making me pretty dizzy, so the two hour drive to moms is gonna be fun

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/02/23 6:42:32 PM
#108:


Talib_21 posted...
Albuquerque, just stopping through on the way to the Grand Canyon. Its colder in flagstaff than it is here, I didnt know it snowed in Arizona wtf

Ohhhh fuck Albuquerque.

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Talib_21
03/02/23 7:09:02 PM
#109:


MabusIncarnate posted...
You best post a pic of the canyon when you get time. Sounds like a neat trip, I'd get baked out of my gourd to see it.

Ya Im gonna, trust me lol. Love going to a state with a dispensary instead of just getting whatever shit my dealer has.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ohhhh fuck Albuquerque.

Ya well its the halfway point to the Grand Canyon, plus Breaking Bad is probably my favorite show ever. So stop there for the night and stop by Heisenbergs house and whatnot


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Johnny_Nutcase
03/02/23 7:23:53 PM
#110:


If you try to throw a pizza on that roof the owner will come out and rip your arms off and whip you with her whippin stick. Shes a nasty lady.

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FigureOfSpeech
03/02/23 7:26:52 PM
#111:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
If you try to throw a pizza on that roof the owner will come out and rip your arms off and whip you with her whippin stick. Shes a nasty lady.

what if you throw a bucket of Los Pollos Hermanos chicken on the roof instead of a pizza?
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Smackems
03/02/23 8:27:45 PM
#112:


I bought Metroid prime on switch

Can't choose between like a dragon isshin or Hogwarts Legacy if I bought a second one

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Talib_21
03/02/23 8:30:10 PM
#113:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
If you try to throw a pizza on that roof the owner will come out and rip your arms off and whip you with her whippin stick. Shes a nasty lady.
Ya Ive read that theyre not fans of all the people driving by and taking pictures and shit lol. Might take a shit on the sidewalk to show that bitch whos boss.

Smackems posted...
I bought Metroid prime on switch

Can't choose between like a dragon isshin or Hogwarts Legacy if I bought a second one

Fuck I havent played Prime in over 30 years. Did they remake it? Havent heard anything about it


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Johnny_Nutcase
03/02/23 8:42:06 PM
#114:


FigureOfSpeech posted...
what if you throw a bucket of Los Pollos Hermanos chicken on the roof instead of a pizza?

Well I just don't know. I'll drive up there and ask her.

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Smackems
03/02/23 8:45:39 PM
#115:


It's a remaster

Fuck you johnnu

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/02/23 8:48:07 PM
#116:


I'll let that slide since you're having a worse day than I am. But come Christmas, the hurling of insults better come to a complete halt or i'm sending some guys to shit on your porch. Maybe even some classy broads too.

Cheers gentlemen to evil!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb29pmBgr_k

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Smackems
03/02/23 8:51:40 PM
#117:


Fuck

You

Honnby

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FigureOfSpeech
03/02/23 8:53:29 PM
#118:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Well I just don't know. I'll drive up there and ask her.

Well I want see first hand tbh. Can you swing by Massachusetts first and pick me up on the way? I'll throw in for... not exactly gas money but like I'll pay for what you want at Los Pollos Hermanos so long as I can get a deal through whatever their app is, so it you know like works itself out.
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Questionmarktarius
03/02/23 8:57:26 PM
#119:


Talib_21 posted...
Fuck I havent played Prime in over 30 years. Did they remake it? Havent heard anything about it
Playing it now, because Amazon took an extra week or two to get it to me.
It's like warm socks out of the dryer.
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/02/23 9:03:35 PM
#120:


FigureOfSpeech posted...
Well I want see first hand tbh. Can you swing by Massachusetts first and pick me up on the way? I'll throw in for... not exactly gas money but like I'll pay for what you want at Los Pollos Hermanos so long as I can get a deal through whatever their app is, so it you know like works itself out.

Swing by MA... Yeah SHIT that's right over there hey anyone else spread out all over the country need a ride while i'm out throwin chicken on roofs?

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FigureOfSpeech
03/02/23 9:08:05 PM
#121:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Swing by MA... Yeah SHIT that's right over there hey anyone else spread out all over the country need a ride while i'm out throwin chicken on roofs?

Whoa Los Pollos Hermanos is a real place!? I just looked it up it's on Coors Rd, SHIT I was on that road a few years ago I should have stopped in and made some deals.

I honestly did NOT know it was a real place but I assumed it was by now and I would have bet money on it before finding out tbh. If something exists on the TV, it will exist IRL. That's like the 69th law of physics or some shit.
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Smackems
03/02/23 9:16:33 PM
#122:


Is that the chicken men

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FigureOfSpeech
03/02/23 9:51:43 PM
#123:


looks fucking delicious tbh. Would order LITERALLY RIGHT NOW if there was one in my delivery area. Would later regret spending the money, the hype would make me give no fucks in the moment.
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/02/23 9:55:07 PM
#124:


Next time i'm in ABQ i'll try it and write a full report.

Oh yeah @Talib_21 when you're in ABQ go to Blakes Lottaburger. You'll thank me.

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FigureOfSpeech
03/02/23 10:01:14 PM
#125:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Next time i'm in ABQ i'll try it and write a full report.

pick me up in MA and bring me there and I'll write that report for you as payment for picking me up in MA ;) (that's a really good deal! You shouldn't pass it up! Take advantage now! It expires in exactly
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/02/23 10:04:50 PM
#126:


Yeah send me your address and i'll send some guys for ya. They'll probably make you ride in the trunk though.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/02/23 10:16:08 PM
#127:


Rate my new shirt

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/5/AAHlKpAAEPHV.jpg

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Smackems
03/02/23 10:16:58 PM
#128:


O

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/02/23 10:18:31 PM
#129:


0 as in 000000 shit that's a great shirt?

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FigureOfSpeech
03/02/23 10:19:25 PM
#130:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah send me your address and i'll send some guys for ya. They'll probably make you ride in the trunk though.

that's fine as long as they let me have enough booze to avoid boredom on the trip and pull into enough gas stations/convenience stores along they way so I can take shits and buy more booze and I guess food and water also but that's a bit less of a priority. More concerned with booze and being able to take shits in appropriate locations.
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/02/23 10:20:29 PM
#131:


You'll get your food at Los Pollos Hermanos. You better pray we pull into town on an hour they're open.

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FigureOfSpeech
03/02/23 10:25:30 PM
#132:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You'll get your food at Los Pollos Hermanos. You better pray we pull into town on an hour they're open.

ugh, well I'm not gonna "pray" -_- lol. If I'm feeling uneasy I'll probably just try to break out of the trunk. Never been in a trunk before but one time I did have some chick I'd never met tie me up and I got weirded out so I James Bonded my way out of that but the joke was on me because I went too hard and she and her friend left after that... but the whole thing happened because my roommate was fucking with me and I didn't want to give him the satisfaction so I thought I could play both sides but it didn't entirely work out. I don't regret it though. I didn't enjoy being tied up.
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/02/23 11:31:20 PM
#133:


@MabusIncarnate @Smackems @AirFresh @Harpie

New Mario Kart shit comin out next week. I gotta figure out my Switch tomorrow or else i'm fucked and out.

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Smackems
03/02/23 11:32:23 PM
#134:


Maybe by next week the gf and I could do some

And her daughter could kick your ass in it

I was walking around the hospital earlier and heard the MK8 menu music in a staff lounge lol

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/02/23 11:34:42 PM
#135:


This MK8 Music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz2-wIyG3WU

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CanuckCowboy
03/03/23 12:07:00 AM
#136:


Omg women am I right?


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Johnny_Nutcase
03/03/23 12:08:33 AM
#137:


I concur.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v18EkZEBm0A

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/03/23 12:14:41 AM
#138:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/7/AAHlKpAAEPJP.jpg

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CanuckCowboy
03/03/23 12:17:19 AM
#139:


I love that song.

Also literally I love this girl cause 90% of the time she's so laid back. We went put and raced our cars earlier and hung out a bit and talked and she was all "I got my final pre req for nursing school tomorrow so I'm gonna head home." And I was like cool. So then a bit ago she calls me and I didn't answer cause my buddies here and now im an asshole. Doing the on the phone with her but no one is saying shit so why are we even on the phone thing....

Like you could be here and were gonna be but im the worst cause I'm doing other stuff since you decided to stay at home before your test... OK then.

I called her back 5 mins later just to get an earful of how not answering is suoer shit and then stay on the phone not talking. Awesome.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/03/23 12:20:59 AM
#140:


Sounds like my ex. 90% of the time she was laid back but the 10% she lost her shit over nothing and made it a big deal because she made it over shadow the 90% of good times ohhhh ohhhh they never let it go either. So 90% turns into 98% and then it starts to degrade into 50/50 horse fuckery wondering what's worth more to you personally.

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CanuckCowboy
03/03/23 12:44:00 AM
#141:


What fucks me is this is rare but still it just feels like the girl I was with and it didn't work cause this type of shit was so constant.

If she's just stressed and taking it out on me in a rare instance im not gonna let it be a thing but also wow.... tonight is whatever but it still sucks.


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Johnny_Nutcase
03/03/23 12:47:57 AM
#143:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


YES! I assume you're going through a choo choo train of 24 men in 24 hours and ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I ask is you come up for air and talk to me on the phone to lie to me about how you're at Sears buying a lawn mower.

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CanuckCowboy
03/03/23 12:55:47 AM
#144:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Exactly. Thanks for saying that.

Normally she is so fun and easy to get along with but this is... not fun. And not fair. I am glad I got a second chance with her after realizing hot toxic the girl I had been seeing was but now... like this is the kind of stuff that made me end it with that girl so I really hope it doesn't become a regular thing.

Shes the girl I felt like I should have been with all along but I was with the other girl because the age difference felt weird so I just didn't go there. It was a mistake to not just go with my feelings and who was right for me... except now there's this and well... we'll see I guess.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/03/23 1:00:23 AM
#145:


Ankha is running from the cops

https://abc7.com/watch/11064936/

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Smackems
03/03/23 2:06:02 AM
#146:


Anker noooo

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/03/23 2:30:21 AM
#147:


Well the way I see it she shouldn't have been driving around barefoot.

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MabusIncarnate
03/03/23 2:39:46 AM
#148:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/7/AAHlKpAAEPJP.jpg
100% had one of these, the snoopy on top shoved the ice down.

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BlazinBlue88
03/03/23 7:06:59 AM
#149:


CanuckCowboy posted...
So then a bit ago she calls me and I didn't answer cause my buddies here and now im an asshole. Doing the on the phone with her but no one is saying shit so why are we even on the phone thing....

Like you could be here and were gonna be but im the worst cause I'm doing other stuff since you decided to stay at home before your test... OK then.

I called her back 5 mins later just to get an earful of how not answering is suoer shit and then stay on the phone not talking. Awesome.
Canuck and his high school drama. Reminds me of days gone by. lol
I wouldn't let it go. Wait until a good moment like after the exam and stuff is over. Then just be like, "So why was all that such a big deal? Were you actually mad I randomly missed a phone call, stressed about your exam or what?"
If she does admit it was just the stress, you need to let her know you completely understand and you're sure it wasn't intentional but her taking that stress out on you can not become a regular thing. If you don't address it, it could subconsciously become a regular thing. Your girl doesn't get stressed easily but when she does, she takes it out on you. That's no better than the last girl who did that frequently.

If she actually was mad about a missed call, dig into that more as to why it upset her and maybe come to some compromise.

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BlazinBlue88
03/03/23 7:08:12 AM
#150:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/7/AAHlKpAAEPJP.jpg
I had this piece of shit when I was a kid. The plastic was so cheap and it could barely manage to grind ice. Think we only used it 2-3 times before my parents tossed it.

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