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BlazinBlue88
03/10/23 12:23:53 AM
#301:


Smackems will be the downfall of this general. He's gone and no one will follow him.

Time to stop tagging half the people in the op

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/10/23 12:43:05 AM
#302:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Smackems will be the downfall of this general. He's gone and no one will follow him.

Time to stop tagging half the people in the op

You're right about tagging half the fucks that went away.

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Questionmarktarius
03/10/23 12:51:13 AM
#303:


...and now I remember why I never fuck around in discord:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/9/AAEhCpAAEQxf.png

I juggle several PCs and maybe a phone over the course of a day, and only one of them is plugged into the right email account.
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a-c-a-b
03/10/23 2:08:20 AM
#304:


https://youtu.be/fPPeRiEu_Zk

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/10/23 2:58:59 AM
#305:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF5VPD6-_Q0

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/10/23 3:19:35 AM
#306:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo9gZeypCWo

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a-c-a-b
03/10/23 11:31:20 AM
#307:


Another blizzard going on here today.

Great day to be cozy on my living room couch while I day drink and play video games.

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DarthDemented
03/10/23 3:15:23 PM
#308:


I know it's a week out but, what we drinking for st pat's?

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Questionmarktarius
03/10/23 3:19:12 PM
#309:


ohshit. It's that time of year when Sams Club has flats of Guinness.
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/10/23 6:00:15 PM
#310:


Which one of you were out drinking and driving last night?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/3/AAHlKpAAEQ73.jpg

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Kamil
03/10/23 6:01:43 PM
#311:


Impressive. I don't have a car or a license (by choice) so it wasn't me.

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MabusIncarnate
03/10/23 6:02:43 PM
#312:


Is that real? Or is that a shot from a superhero movie or something.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/10/23 6:03:35 PM
#313:


I googled inexplicable images and that one kinda stood out for me.

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Kamil
03/10/23 6:04:31 PM
#314:


Looked really fake but still w/e, It's funny since that seems implausible.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/10/23 6:05:46 PM
#315:


Alright so maybe just maybe there was a ramp and the bastard took it at a bad angle BOOM POW folded up like a taco.

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CanuckCowboy
03/10/23 6:52:24 PM
#316:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Which one of you were out drinking and driving last night?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/3/AAHlKpAAEQ73.jpg

Legendary. If I die in a crash I want it to be a crash like that.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/10/23 6:53:01 PM
#317:


Me too. And I don't mean me I mean you. I wanna see it plus I get Walter afterwards.

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CanuckCowboy
03/10/23 6:54:15 PM
#318:


Hes been riding with me lately. Maybe he just hated my other two cars I had since I got him or something.

He'd problt walk away unscathed tho.

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CanuckCowboy
03/10/23 6:55:39 PM
#319:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/8/AANJGaAAEQ8a.jpg

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CanuckCowboy
03/10/23 6:55:48 PM
#320:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/9/AANJGaAAEQ8b.jpg

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/10/23 6:56:51 PM
#321:


What the fuck are you driving now? I thought you had an SUV?


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CanuckCowboy
03/10/23 6:58:18 PM
#322:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What the fuck are you driving now? I thought you had an SUV?

Nah that blew up so I was gonna get a juke nismo rs but it sold cause I was too lazy and stupid to buy it the day I test drove it. Then I got a 2008 or something mini cooper s and that blew up in like a week so now I got a 2018 civic. Ordered a chip for it cause obviously I want 60 more horse.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/10/23 6:58:52 PM
#323:


Why do your cars keep blowing up on you?

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FigureOfSpeech
03/10/23 7:01:13 PM
#324:


Kamil posted...
Impressive. I don't have a car or a license (by choice) so it wasn't me.

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CanuckCowboy
03/10/23 7:01:18 PM
#325:


I owned this for an hour before I got the civic same day. The dealership got real fucky and pissed me off but that sold sign is sold to me... then it took forever to get outta there so I just got mad and they ended up buying me dinner and knocking the civic down 3 grand to he the same price as the corolla and I was like ok I like you guys again.

Woulda been hilarious if I ended up with that Toyota though cause its literally the exact same car my gf has down to the colour. Just one model up.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/5/AANJGaAAEQ8h.jpg

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/10/23 7:02:26 PM
#326:


They bought you dinner? What happened after that?

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CanuckCowboy
03/10/23 7:03:06 PM
#327:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Why do your cars keep blowing up on you?

Cause one was a 98 rav i got stuck in the bush for a month and beat the shit put of and the other... i dont know. A low mileage mini s shoulda been golden even if it was like 15 years old.

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a-c-a-b
03/10/23 7:05:04 PM
#328:


Kamil posted...
Impressive. I don't have a car or a license (by choice) so it wasn't me.
Same here.

I've never even contemplated the idea of driving because even at my drunkest, I know it's a stupid idea.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/10/23 7:05:58 PM
#329:


That Rav is still out in the hills isn't it? You got cars all over the planet now don't you? You're a godamn litterbug.

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CanuckCowboy
03/10/23 7:07:02 PM
#330:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That Rav is still out in the hills isn't it? You got cars all over the planet now don't you? You're a godamn litterbug.

No way I got it unstuck. It didn't blow up till a solid 2 weeks later. Fucking shoulda left it in the bush though.

You have no idea how many fucking hours of digging and fuckery went in to getting that thing out to say nothing of the cost and time it took me to find a manual winch with a long enough cable to pull it out nor the cost of that.

Fuck that fucking rav.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/10/23 7:08:43 PM
#331:


This is tempting me to buy a used piece of shit and just rip it up in the mountains here and film it.

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CanuckCowboy
03/10/23 7:08:56 PM
#332:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
They bought you dinner? What happened after that?

They didn't knock 3k off the price of the civic for nothing let me tell ya.

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CanuckCowboy
03/10/23 7:09:24 PM
#333:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
This is tempting me to buy a used piece of shit and just rip it up in the mountains here and film it.

Its fun as fuck.

Only thing about that rav i liked was the adventures and fuckery.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/10/23 7:09:58 PM
#334:


I wouldn't get a Rav though... I'd take an old mini van out and go rock climbing.

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a-c-a-b
03/10/23 7:13:39 PM
#335:


Been drinking all day.

https://youtu.be/IYL8VG5brfc

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/10/23 7:16:07 PM
#336:


ACAB has a way of making me click all his music even though i'm like 50/50 on it. He's shown me some gems I still listen to all the time like a bad habit.

I been drinking since about 3pm. I had to go get an alarm clock because mine exploded for some reason and they didn't have one at Walgreens but they were overstocked with wine, beer, and liquor so I capitalized on that.


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CanuckCowboy
03/10/23 7:18:29 PM
#337:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I wouldn't get a Rav though... I'd take an old mini van out and go rock climbing.

My first car was a 79 Ltd and God that thing could go anywhere. Just had to go a lot faster than my buddies trucks.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/10/23 7:19:20 PM
#338:


This is my goal in life. This guy beat me to it but I can probably put a NASA rocket in mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R2EmW-00d4

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a-c-a-b
03/10/23 7:48:04 PM
#339:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
ACAB has a way of making me click all his music even though i'm like 50/50 on it. He's shown me some gems I still listen to all the time like a bad habit.

I know people usually aren't into my music.

I don't care though. I'm gonna get shitted either way.

Depopulation Department - Life Kills

https://youtu.be/ktcwkBSJqHE

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FigureOfSpeech
03/10/23 7:55:19 PM
#340:


and the best topic ever made award goes to...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80374986
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/10/23 7:56:57 PM
#341:


@Complete_Idi0t Is a funny dude actually. I feel like he drinks but I can't confirm.

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a-c-a-b
03/10/23 7:58:44 PM
#342:


https://youtu.be/LGmw84OSU74

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/10/23 8:01:41 PM
#343:


This is purely just to fuck with ACAB I still love the band though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbDEnIVu-zU

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a-c-a-b
03/10/23 8:04:28 PM
#344:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
This is purely just to fuck with ACAB I still love the band though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbDEnIVu-zU
You're lucky that I;m at the perfect level of drunk where I can appreciate The Hip.

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FigureOfSpeech
03/10/23 8:05:47 PM
#345:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
@Complete_Idi0t Is a funny dude actually. I feel like he drinks but I can't confirm.

I love his topics and he's possibly the best gimmick user on the site (WWE_Propaganda is his primary competition and the only one who can hold a candle to him imo)
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/10/23 8:05:56 PM
#346:


I don't get it though? Aren't they a Canadian treasure? I'm American and I love em.

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a-c-a-b
03/10/23 8:08:02 PM
#347:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't get it though? Aren't they a Canadian treasure? I'm American and I love em.
No

There's way better shit

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a-c-a-b
03/10/23 8:09:58 PM
#348:


*takes a sweet toke off the bong*

Rush - 2112: Overture /The Temples of Syrinx

https://youtu.be/RtdKhwhAcd4

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Questionmarktarius
03/10/23 8:14:35 PM
#349:


CanuckCowboy posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/8/AANJGaAAEQ8a.jpg
The sporting editors had also given me $300 in cash, most of which was already spent on extremely dangerous drugs. The trunk of the car looked like a mobile police narcotics lab. We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/10/23 8:15:50 PM
#350:


This really needs to be more of a thing than it already is. I started laughing my ass off when I got to "The sporting editors..."


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