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Smackems
02/21/23 9:23:03 PM
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Got damn caint walk fer SHIT

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tremain07
02/21/23 9:24:34 PM
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Welcome to getting older, welcome to decades of bad habits and poor diet catching up to you.
When I get tired my legs stiffen up on me

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Smackems
02/21/23 9:36:52 PM
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I'm just tired as fuck

I just cleaned so much god damn puppy shit

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Heartomaton
02/21/23 9:37:53 PM
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https://youtu.be/G6c1HWWspGo

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Smackems
02/21/23 9:38:34 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
https://youtu.be/G6c1HWWspGo
I KNOWNT I was gon see dis shit

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VampireCoyote
02/21/23 9:39:17 PM
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You took too long and they fell asleep, didncha?

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KogaSteelfang
02/21/23 9:40:37 PM
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They done R.U.N.O.F.T.
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Heartomaton
02/21/23 9:41:44 PM
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Smackems posted...
I KNOWNT I was gon see dis shit

No you did not it was a completely original and unpredictable move by me, King Shit of Fuck Mountain.

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Smackems
02/21/23 9:45:27 PM
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Fuck your fuckin mountain I pee on it

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Heartomaton
02/21/23 9:47:50 PM
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The guards are under orders to shoot on sight.

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Smackems
02/21/23 9:55:01 PM
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Good thing they can't fuckin see shit and I'm a god damn piss ninji

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FigureOfSpeech
02/21/23 10:00:56 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81FPxnnx6Y
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Supersex420
02/21/23 10:08:29 PM
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As a geriatric 32 year old, I understand why grandparents always seemed so simple minded but wise.

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Heartomaton
02/21/23 10:09:22 PM
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Smackems posted...
Good thing they can't fuckin see shit and I'm a god damn piss ninji

They have piss-vision goggles.

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Aridi
02/21/23 10:12:02 PM
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Are these Tourette guy quotes? Cause I'm reading them in his voice lol.

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Trumpo
02/21/23 10:12:54 PM
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Stop sitting in the toilet so long

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Ivany2008
02/21/23 10:19:21 PM
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Come talk to me after your leg literally gives out. I was in the hospital all last week because I found out I had triple blood clots. 1 in both lungs, at least 1 in my left leg. I'm on blood thinners now, but I literally couldn't bend my left leg, nor could I put any weight on it. If it bent even a tiny bit I had a shot of excruciating pain shoot up my body.

And for reference of how bad that felt, 2 years ago I tripped up while taking a nature walk broke my right ankle, ripped all the tendons off of my left ankle and walked half a mile back to my car and I still didn't feel as much pain as I did last week.
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LeoRavus
02/21/23 10:34:48 PM
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That happened to me when I was walking through some viet cong tunnels. You have to walk with your back touching the top and there's nowhere to stand upright. Sounds easy but it fucking sucks.

I had to sit in this cubby hole and let the youngers go past. Then I could barely make it to the exit and was done for 2 days

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Arcanine2009
02/21/23 10:35:36 PM
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Was it from squats or getting slammed?

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FigureOfSpeech
02/21/23 10:42:39 PM
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Aridi posted...
Are these Tourette guy quotes? Cause I'm reading them in his voice lol.

Nobody gives a shit about Bigfoot! Oh BOB SAGET! I have balls... bullshit... bitch... fuck you! You couldn't take an educated SHIT! OUCH, you hit my dick... you're lucky it wasn't hard... I mean this thing, not my dick! That's just tit dirt!

(note to mods: this is not directed at any users. They are just quotes from the youtube personality that the person I'm quoting is referencing... and I missed tons of other good ones tbh because I'm too distracted to remember more lol)
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Aridi
02/21/23 10:44:58 PM
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You gotta admit, a few lines in here are right up his alley lol.

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FigureOfSpeech
02/21/23 10:53:03 PM
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Aridi posted...
You gotta admit, a few lines in here are right up his alley lol.

I've enjoyed Tourette's guy for years tbh. I remember about a decade ago I was in Boston for a Patriots' super bowl and a buddy of mine tried to order food for all of us a few hours before the game and we had just watched all of those videos (he and a few other friends hadn't seen them before but really enjoyed them). He was on the phone and suddenly he was like "AWW PISS!!" and slammed it down. It was complete out of character because he's always super calm and monotone and deadpan. The place he was trying to order food from was too backed up and not taking any more orders.
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Smackems
02/21/23 11:01:03 PM
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Fuck

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Aridi
02/21/23 11:08:48 PM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
I've enjoyed Tourette's guy for years tbh. I remember about a decade ago I was in Boston for a Patriots' super bowl and a buddy of mine tried to order food for all of us a few hours before the game and we had just watched all of those videos (he and a few other friends hadn't seen them before but really enjoyed them). He was on the phone and suddenly he was like "AWW PISS!!" and slammed it down. It was complete out of character because he's always super calm and monotone and deadpan. The place he was trying to order food from was too backed up and not taking any more orders.
Love it. I wonder if he still fires one off every once in a while when frustrated. It's been some time since I've watched those vids, but this topic flooded me with some great memories.

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Smackems
02/21/23 11:19:32 PM
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Aridi posted...
Love it. I wonder if he still fires one off every once in a while when frustrated. It's been some time since I've watched those vids, but this topic flooded me with some great memories.
It was all an act. If you watch his newer stuff it's just way over the top but still funny. Still wearing the same shirt and neck brace

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Aridi
02/21/23 11:25:59 PM
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Smackems posted...
It was all an act. If you watch his newer stuff it's just way over the top but still funny. Still wearing the same shirt and neck brace
No no, I understand that. I meant Figure's friend in Boston. Wonder if a rough day at the office sends him into a BULLSHITTT every now and then lol.

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