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Akagami_Shanks
02/21/23 5:30:53 PM
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3 scenarios
  1. Airborne, like spores in the last of us video game
  2. Scratches/bitten(most zombie stuff)
  3. by a virus(think days gone)


For 1, we're all doomed. 2 I think outside of the initial mass panic we'd get it under control and after a few years completely wipe it out, especially with the amount of guns that are in the US lol. 3, I'd say we're all doomed, but slower than scenario 1.

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FF_Redux
02/21/23 5:33:55 PM
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Considering how we did with Covid we are screwed either way.

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Akagami_Shanks
02/21/23 5:34:26 PM
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I think the virus/airborne stuff would have a hell of a hard time spreading to some areas of the world so humanity will always live. The resource game will be tough though.

and let's say that they're the typical zombies, slowly walking and shambling.

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NoxObscuras
02/21/23 5:37:19 PM
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Yeah, I feel like most zombie stories only get out of hand because it's a world where they don't have any zombie stories. So they take a long time to figure out what's happening and what they should do. So we would be okay in most cases

But if it was airborne, then yeah, we'd be fucked unless a cure was created ASAP. Virus would probably end badly too, if how we handled COVID was any indication.

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Heartomaton
02/21/23 5:39:31 PM
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I have significantly less confidence in our ability to combat world health issues than I did five years ago.

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Spurner
02/21/23 5:39:38 PM
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But is there enough toilet paper?
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ShadowMan033
02/21/23 5:39:42 PM
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If its one of those things where you turn when you die I think we might be in trouble. I mean just in the time I took to write this post tens of thousands of people died

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A_Good_Boy
02/21/23 5:41:03 PM
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If covid was a test run we're screwed.

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BipBapBam
02/21/23 5:41:04 PM
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Turning by bite and if its the typical slow walking zombies they get effortlessly steamrolled by the military

Airborne or virus, we're fucked.

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Dakimakura
02/21/23 5:41:53 PM
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claim that zombies aren't real and woke leftist are actually eating people

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TMOG
02/21/23 5:44:44 PM
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If we couldn't do so much as put on a mask and stay indoors for two weeks for COVID, there's no way in hell we'd survive a zombie apocalypse.

There would absolutely be dumbasses running out to get bitten intentionally and prove it's "fake" or "not a big deal".
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mybbqrules
02/21/23 5:53:06 PM
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I distinctly remember standing in a supermarket during early covid and realizing "If zombies ever become a reality we are so fucked".

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Akagami_Shanks
02/21/23 5:55:14 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Yeah, I feel like most zombie stories only get out of hand because it's a world where they don't have any zombie stories. So they take a long time to figure out what's happening and what they should do. So we would be okay in most cases

But if it was airborne, then yeah, we'd be fucked unless a cure was created ASAP. Virus would probably end badly too, if how we handled COVID was any indication.
they also suffer from people HAVING to do stupid stuff or else there wouldn't be a story.

Realistically people could quite literally just lock the doors to their house/apartment while the police/military/national guard clear up things outside. I live upstairs and unless zombies can climb up a story, the most i'd get is some bangs at my door(my door is on the first floor), but they'd have no clue people live in here lol

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Funkydog
02/21/23 6:00:23 PM
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Deny it exists
Refuse to quarantine
Invite the zombies in
Get bit to own the libs

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cuttin_in_farm
02/21/23 6:03:26 PM
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I feel like most people 100% masked up and did the 6 feet thing. Its only when people started questioning the legitimacy of covid did folks pushback.

I dont think a fucking zombie would be ignored by the populace.

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TMOG
02/21/23 6:04:22 PM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
I feel like most people 100% masked up and did the 6 feet thing. Its only when people started questioning the legitimacy of covid did folks pushback.
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cuttin_in_farm
02/21/23 6:28:01 PM
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TMOG posted...
Clearly you don't live in Ohio

Worse.

Indiana.

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Akagami_Shanks
02/22/23 6:19:39 PM
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i feel like eventually humanity would replenish its numbers too and slowly start overtaking the outbreaks with pure numbers

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A_Good_Boy
02/22/23 6:20:37 PM
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Akagami_Shanks posted...
i feel like eventually humanity would replenish its numbers too and slowly start overtaking the outbreaks with pure numbers
We'd fuck the zombies to death.

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littlebro07
02/22/23 6:20:53 PM
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Rest of the world: probably pretty bad

US: even worse because half of us would be like "I ain't afraida no demoncrap zombie HOAX"

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R1masher
02/22/23 6:24:04 PM
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Idk about humanity, but I think Id do alright

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Murphiroth
02/22/23 6:25:44 PM
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One thing zombie media almost never addresses is how the weather would affect zombies. I doubt your typical rotting corpses would last more than like one summer in places like Phoenix before they're just...dried out like jerky and unable to move much, becoming like, zombie land mines.

This is assuming bites are required. Airborne or a virus and we're screwed.
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Strider102
02/22/23 6:38:23 PM
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Scenario 1: We're royally screwed. People would be talking about how it's fake and would spread misinformation getting people infected. They would also advocate, or rather protest, for being able to go out and do things despite the risks.

Scenario 2: We're still screwed. People would go out and purposefully get bitten/scratched just to say they're perfectly fine. This would lead to people going out thinking there's no possible way they will turn from a bite or scratch

Scenario 3: Pretty much the exact same as Scenario 1.

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Akagami_Shanks
02/22/23 7:26:34 PM
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honestly i feel like social media would shut down scenario 2 pretty fast. It's kind of hard to deny flesh eating zombies cause you can go outside or see them all over the news. For the most part COVID itself was kind of... invisible. Its easier to deny that than people walking about smelling like rotting garbage with flesh hanging off their face lol

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cuttin_in_farm
02/23/23 12:37:36 AM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
I dont think a fucking zombie would be ignored by the populace.


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Trumble
02/23/23 12:40:37 AM
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We would see public service announcements telling people not to fuck the zombies.

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Lordgold666
02/23/23 7:31:56 AM
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Were all fucked, no way in hell could one be nose blind to a horde

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FatAnimeBooty
02/23/23 7:35:15 AM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
Worse.

Indiana.
Even worse.

Texas.
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Sufferedphoneix
02/23/23 7:39:46 AM
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BipBapBam posted...
Turning by bite and if its the typical slow walking zombies they get effortlessly steamrolled by the military

Airborne or virus, we're fucked.

Hell the south would wreck em let alone the military

I think people would probably kill other people more than the zombies. Fighting over resources and what not

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SychopathicRyda
02/23/23 9:06:55 AM
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I'm sure there'd be a group of idiots advocating for zombie rights. "They're just hungry, if you don't let them bite you you're racist."

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Nukazie
02/23/23 9:08:21 AM
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from what i've seen in american news, just open fire, zombie outbreak over in just a week

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